I am Sarahjayjay #8 She has the self-awareness of leftover bolognese

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Sensible Susan

Foxvint said:
Did we all enjoy the delicious irony of a woman who tried to get someone sacked for politely asking her to leave the store pretending outrage for the sacked Sainsburys worker?
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And then outing her Mum for thieving office stationary (sic)
 
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griftalo

My dishwasher broke today. Can anyone help me set up a begging bowl scammyscumbag fund Just giving account?
 
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mchops

Get a fucking job, pay tax. That pot gets bigger for the people who need help to get a job. It's a fucking communal pot you so called socialist.
Just because next door do it, you got a fucking degree for free. You have no babies.
Marx would slap your face. Lazy gobshite.
 
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SleevelessSlopSlinger



FTFY Sarah
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Everything she tweets is a direct reply to us. I think we all know why she won’t go private. She absolutely loves the attention she gets on here:

 
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pumbilical cord

Sarah - please pop your phone down and join a club. Sewing, painting, knit and natter, boxing, cooking... it doesn't matter. Just don't waste your life on Twixter. Make some local friends. Have coffee afternoons. Refer yourself to therapy.
 
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SleevelessSlopSlinger

I’m actually starting to feel a bit sorry for her. You only need to have a quick scroll down her timeline and the desperation for any piece of interaction jumps out of the screen.

She’s got no friends, no family and it doesn’t even seem like the “babies” want to spend much time with her anymore. She shares things that have been going around the internet for years, and has no personality or opinion of her own whatsoever, and doesn’t even have the communication skills to DISGUISE her replies to people as compassion before turning everything about her.

If anyone has read The Fountainhead, she’s Mrs Wayne Wilmot.

She’s never EVER going to accept there is nothing medically wrong with her, she’s going to keep going through life trying to medicalise every issue she has and refusing to do anything about it other than pester the NHS for treatments she doesn’t need like transfusions (I’m still not sure what she is referring to as an “iron transfusion” doesn’t exist. You either have an iron infusion or a blood transfusion).

It takes her months to do basic tasks like look for instructions for chests of drawers, so she’s never going to actually achieve anything in life or contribute to society in any way, shape or form.

When her boys finally do what she did with her own mother and realise what a narc she is and cut her off, she’s just going to be spending day in, day out, living off of the tax payer, never working, never doing anything that has a positive effect on anyone’s lives, desperate for attention so much that she does things on her social media that even 60 year olds would find mortifying and medicalising every single little quirk or change in her body (which let’s face it there will be loads because she lives on shit food and doesn’t move).

One day when she’s about 80 she’s going to realised she’s utterly wasted her life. My family might struggle sometimes but we are kind to each other, have achieved our career goals and I think are raising two decent kids.

Imagine sitting in the old folks home (other people have paid for) and telling Miriam in the bedroom next to you that you spent 20 hours a day retweeting your own tweets that no one engaged with in the first place because they were boring and shit.
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And one more note, I swear she’s one tweet away from Jack Monroe-esq “what’s your favourite colour Haribo”


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Keep reporting the spam guys. I think we’ve figured out how she loses so many accounts:

 
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byefeliciax



A massive fucking hit, she says!

I can’t work out whether her armchair-diagnosed “autistic” child has sensory aversions to food and can only eat chicken nuggets or not? I take it that the texture of ‘lumps of turkey meat’ is okay?



She describes quite a lot of textures here that a lot of autistic children wouldn’t touch. “Melted” spinach as well! It sounds a lot less sensory issue and a lot more bratty preference to me!

All mountains and molehills Sarah is!

Isn’t it peculiar how his food aversions revolve around whether or not she can be arsed to shop properly and cook a meal from scratch from a recipe kit or not?

No shade on using recipe kits here and there but they are a dreadful waste of money. At least this time she actually got around to cooking it, eh?

Another interesting array of textures in jambalaya. Was that made with chicken nuggets too?


I used to buy fajita kits until I had the delayed brainwave that I could just mix up a jar of fajita spice from an online recipe and what I had on my herb rack and then buy (or make when I’ve got some Greek yoghurt to use up) some wraps, and I’ve basically got it all for a fraction of the price. As if I spent all that money paying a premium for just a box with some tiny wraps and pre-mixed spices in! Doh!

Sure, it can be expensive to buy the full sized herbs and spices that you need just for one recipe, but it saves in the long run because you have them over and over and over again to cook the same thing and other things at a later date. It also gives you more control over quantity, you can make a double portion and save/freeze what you’ve made for another meal. Stick that in your recipe-budget thread and smoke it!

For the record, spinach wilts, it doesn’t melt. She’s a big ol’ spinach melt.

ETA: Hats off to her to be fair though, it sounds like she genuinely tried to think out the nutrition in that meal. Adding spinach for extra iron, pasata/cooked tomatoes contain much more iron than fresh, I even saw a retweet where she was regurgitating information about the difference between rice types re: GI that I doubt is news to anyone other than Sarah but it shows she’s thinking about how she is nourishing her body at last. I hope she keeps up the momentum, for hers and her kids’ sake!
 
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Foxvint

She doesn't have any opinions of her own beyond I should never have to work again cos I let some total loser blow his beans up me 13 years ago. Sorry to be crass.

All her opinions are received. She sees opinions she thinks are the Correct Lefty ones and they become hers too. But there's no critical thinking so the odd time she's been challenged or questioned on something she falls apart. So for example she's retweeted that the Maldives have banned Israeli passport holders. I don’t even know if that's true, I haven't checked verified sources. If it is, how is it anything but racist to ban an entire nation? Collective exclusion and punishment is the very definition of racism. Where is the solidarity with Israeli leftists who put themselves at risk critisising Netanyahu? Why are civilians being held responsible for the actions of their military? She is of low intelligence and she's certainly no fuckin lefty.
 
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SleevelessSlopSlinger

It’s just lies upon lies isn’t it?


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This. I support a free Palestine but banning an entire nation is nothing but racist and it isn’t going to help the cause what so ever. It’s like she’s unable to register nuance.

Noted the news this morning about Rishi trying to stop so many people being signed off sick. God I hate her for making me agree with the Tories. As left as I am, you really don’t need to look far to find examples like her and Reann draining people’s tax £.
 
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ahkrin

To be fair, sometimes a recipe kit is useful to help you decide if you like a particular set of flavours before forking out for multiple pots of spices and at least the meat and veg are fresh.
 
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byefeliciax

Foxvint said:
All her opinions are received. She sees opinions she thinks are the Correct Lefty ones and they become hers too. But there's no critical thinking so the odd time she's been challenged or questioned on something she falls apart.
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This is on the nose. You can see similar intellectual capabilities exampled in the way she speaks only in riddles and internet leftie buzzwords. Anything trending in her fish bowl of algorithm bias, whether it be ideology or terminology, she’s going to swim with it without reasoning.

When she told the Aldi Manager that it was “a really stupid hill to die on” straight away I thought, ah yes, I see you know your judo internet lingo well. The ‘hill to die on’ expression resurfaced recently and is now not but a boring echo in internet debate spaces. It sounded quite clever at first, but now it’s just indicative of the reverberated digital chorus of unoriginal, pseudo-intellectual puppets. Like Sarah.

So when she said that banning her from Aldi was a really stupid hill to die on, Sarah was just mimicking a sharp comeback she’s heard online thinking it makes her sound all big and clever too, when in fact all anyone else ever heard was her squawking like some poverty-parody parrot void of critical thought.
 
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SleevelessSlopSlinger

ahkrin said:
To be fair, sometimes a recipe kit is useful to help you decide if you like a particular set of flavours before forking out for multiple pots of spices and at least the meat and veg are fresh.
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Oh they are super useful.

If you haven’t lied about having no oven.
 
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Cheddar Chalpupa

ahkrin said:
To be fair, sometimes a recipe kit is useful to help you decide if you like a particular set of flavours before forking out for multiple pots of spices and at least the meat and veg are fresh.
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Sometimes those kits have an item that you can't really get anywhere either. (i'm looking at you Hello Fresh and your delicious Korean bulgogi sauce that I have not yet been able to replicate, and I shop in a korean shop and use a lot of Korean ingredients!)

I am 46, full time job, kids etc.. and along the way i've realised I don't really have as many friends as I used to, but i still manage to not be lonely. You just have to make a full life, I have good work colleagues I can chat shit to and share memes with, a husband, brothers/SILs/Nieces etc. I read, do things with the kids. It's just a normal part of getting older and being a parent, I think her getting a job would do her the world of good.

I don't even mean this sarcastically but should join Tattle when it next opens, ditch her angry personality, and just be normal, find threads she's interested in and chat on those. Tattle isn't just snarking, the vast majority of threads are full of nice, interesting people! (she would need to change her personality a bit though and not dox herself!)
 
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Foxvint

A 3rd of adults between 16-65 are now on the sick. A 3rd. That is not simply not sustainable. No rational person can accept that many millions are incapable of work but you're treated like you're trying to tip ppl out their wheelchairs if you talk about this. Words are put in your mouth and assumptions made that you don't know and love ppl in receipt of benefits. My sister will never work with my nephews high needs and she's my fuckin hero. Illness exists. So do chancers, blaggers and lazy sweats.
 
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VeniVidiVicki

She needs to stop appropriating ARFID (avoidant and restrictive food intake disorder). It’s a hideously debilitating condition and children can die from it. If you have a child with an extremely restricted diet and one of their safe foods requires an oven, there’s no way you’d be without one for any length of time.

It’s clear she has no direct experience and can’t decide whether she wants head pats for feeding her kids healthy food or to invent random autistic traits she’s heard people talking about.

Sick.
 
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byefeliciax

Side note: I wonder if Hello Fresh or something similar might be good for Sarah? I know they’re quite dear for someone living on a budget but she’s already told us she can spend £600 a month on shopping + taxis. I wonder what dinners for a family of 4 cost? Does anyone know? I’ve never really looked into it, but if dinner kits appeal to her nature (she struggles with logic so cross-referencing recipes and shopping lists is probably tricky for her) then maybe it might be a good way to get some healthier meals into their week. The boys seem open to trying new things when they’re not being “ASD” to suit her particular narrative on any given day.
 
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