Or wishing them happy birthday when they're dead. Yer nan wasn't on Facebook in life Sandra, I doubt she's logging in from the other side.
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Second takeaway in 3 days.
“Poverty”.
“Poverty”.
"Felicia, I am DISABLED!!! My ankle broke in 400 places and it still HURTS! How dare you judge me for I am a POOR SINGLE MUM OF SEN KID who just needs a BREAK!!! You just love to knock other women down because of your INTERNALISED MISOGYNY!!! You think SINGLE MUMS aren't allowed nice things!!! I did housework earlier and I'M SO TIRED I CAN'T COOK because I am so very DISABLED!!! So stop judging me, cos YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!
Also, no, I never did find the missing kitchen drawer front, I've not cleaned the grease off the kitchen counters and I'm sure as hell not telling anyone why I retweet my own shite."
Nothing against the woman but
I find this thread a great motivator for getting me organised in the house as I'm determined not to be anything like Sarah!
I find this thread a great motivator for getting me organised in the house as I'm determined not to be anything like Sarah!
I ate freezer food instead of UberEats the other night. She's a great motivator.
Oh he’s hilarious.
I hope imaginary boyfriend (“Babe” seems to be his name) knows she expects him to thump His Lordship before she despatches him to any hater’s doorstep. I wonder if she’s including this threat in her police report?Attachments
Internet hardmen scare me the most. I'm off to the websherrif to hand myself in.
Everyone's the same size on the internet, Sarah.
I can't believe a women her age is still making internet threats. Ffs Sarah you work shy shithouse, the police cases are hard to believe. You've took cosplay too far, if not I'll get my ex sas round on the shared socialist doorstep we all own to duff you up
Oh he’s hilarious.
Smack round the head with a skateboard would probably see internet cockernee off, don’t do it yet!
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Meh, I don’t care cos l’m…
What the duck did you just bleeping say about me, you little witch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the duck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bleeping words. You think you can get away with saying that tit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bleeping dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little tit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bleeping tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will tit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're bleeping dead, kiddo.
Oh of course this new fella would be a Cockney 
. Someone's been watching gangster films.
. Someone's been watching gangster films.
Anyone else getting a Ray Winstone but with less charm and teeth vibe?Oh of course this new fella would be a Cockney
Off topic, but the lead paragraph before an interview
actor Ray Winstone, who is best known for his depictions of men muddled in criminality, has a torso so large and legs so thin that seeing him enter the breakfast lounge of a London hotel is like watching a barrel walk in on stilts. Winstone is 67.
actor Ray Winstone, who is best known for his depictions of men muddled in criminality, has a torso so large and legs so thin that seeing him enter the breakfast lounge of a London hotel is like watching a barrel walk in on stilts. Winstone is 67.
Would be a real shame if any X users reported this as a threat of violence:
Just saying *whistles innocently*
Just saying *whistles innocently*
Is she talking about herself?
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