I am Sarahjayjay #6 Live. Within. Your. Means.

[byefeliciax]

Waiting for the GP to tell Sarah that she has several nutrient deficiencies that can be addressed with lifestyle and dietary changes so she might like to look at what she eats and get outdoors occasionally, and for Sarah to get on her high horse first, and Google second to find some kind of rare medical condition she might have instead of being actually accountable for her own poor health.

Then she’ll have a whip-around for private treatment whilst dissing our NHS and the Tories who collapsed it…

 

[Foxvint]

Has The Fucker been set loose on twitter yet?

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Waiting for the GP to tell Sarah that she has several nutrient deficiencies that can be addressed with lifestyle and dietary changes so she might like to look at what she eats and get outdoors occasionally, and for Sarah to get on her high horse first, and Google second to find some kind of rare medical condition she might have instead of being actually accountable for her own poor health.

Then she’ll have a whip-around for private treatment whilst dissing our NHS and the Tories who collapsed it…

Mm yes it's a puzzler why she looks and appears 'ill'.
These are the things the GP will ask her about:
Sleep - she doesn't appear to but tweets, has Chinese takeaways and washes blazers until 5am.
Exercise - None. Unless walking to taxis counts.
Nutrition - Crisps, white bread, chocolate and takeaways.

But yes she'll ignore all this and want a diagnosis of something dramatic and to be on medication for it.

 

[mchops]

Lazyitis my grandad called it, he could spot it due to being a marine on d-day. I like to think his talent rubbed of on me.
Get a bleeping job you lazy free loading shite hawk

 

[ForgettyBetty]

My doctor does a "health mot" every couple of years on us 45+ as routine: bloods for
1- vitamins/minerals/salts,
2-cholesterol
3- the pre-diabetes thing where they can tell how much sugary crap you've been eating in the last 3 months from red cells
4- general cell /platelet count
5- anything else "in her wisdom"

It's probably the first time she's had one. Not special Sarah - routine screening, sorry to piss on your parade.

 

[Jelly Bean]

New thread!

I am Sarahjayjay #7 A murky moral vacuum

Thanks to @Sensible Susan and @L3moning for thread title suggestion. Hard to summarise the last thread: Sarah has locked and unlocked, deleted and undeleted her twitterx numerous times. She apparently has a butch Cockney boyfriend who will turn up on people's doorsteps. She is undergoing...

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