Brilliant! Sad thing is this is probably quite close to the truth Lauren must spend a substantial amount of her time planning her posts, checking out competitors ie Rosie Londoner etc, tracking down the next AD, freebie, making sure her boys are well matched, clean and tidy and are fully rehearsed in the art of smiling for the camera - what an exhausting, fake family life.Imagine poor Col getting home from a long day in the showroom, looking forward to relaxing, and then getting home and seeing Lauren stood there in a long floaty dress with the tripod in hand…
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He suddenly realises he’s got a long night ahead of him... Off he pops to drag a table and chairs into a nearby field while Lauren sets the cameras up.
He then spends an hour in the kitchen cooking a meal that Lauren has read about on Rosie Londoners blog. He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.
He finally gets in bed at nearing midnight after dragging everything out of the field, clearing up and sorting the boys out, all the while Lauren is sat on Instagram uploading the pictures.
Then the sinking feeling of the nearby weekend creeps in… he’s wondering what’s in store for him this time... Is it too late to volunteer for overtime in the showroom?
Poor guy probably just wants to lay on the sofa and play Candy Crush.
Don’t forget all that time she needs replying to every single comment with “Thank you darlingBrilliant! Sad thing is this is probably quite close to the truth Lauren must spend a substantial amount of her time planning her posts, checking out competitors ie Rosie Londoner etc, tracking down the next AD, freebie, making sure her boys are well matched, clean and tidy and are fully rehearsed in the art of smiling for the camera - what an exhausting, fake family life.
yeah forgot that!Don’t forget all that time she needs replying to every single comment with “Thank you darling“
and in all this isn’t she supposed to be working as well?? It’s no wonder she has to drag Granny in to raise her children for her so she can find time to go on all these free holidays and gurn at the camera.Brilliant! Sad thing is this is probably quite close to the truth Lauren must spend a substantial amount of her time planning her posts, checking out competitors ie Rosie Londoner etc, tracking down the next AD, freebie, making sure her boys are well matched, clean and tidy and are fully rehearsed in the art of smiling for the camera - what an exhausting, fake family life.
This is brilliantImagine poor Col getting home from a long day in the showroom, looking forward to relaxing, and then getting home and seeing Lauren stood there in a long floaty dress with the tripod in hand…
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He suddenly realises he’s got a long night ahead of him... Off he pops to drag a table and chairs into a nearby field while Lauren sets the cameras up.
He then spends an hour in the kitchen cooking a meal that Lauren has read about on Rosie Londoners blog. He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.
He finally gets in bed at nearing midnight after dragging everything out of the field, clearing up and sorting the boys out, all the while Lauren is sat on Instagram uploading the pictures.
Then the sinking feeling of the nearby weekend creeps in… he’s wondering what’s in store for him this time... Is it too late to volunteer for overtime in the showroom?
Poor guy probably just wants to lay on the sofa and play Candy Crush.
This is amazingImagine poor Col getting home from a long day in the showroom, looking forward to relaxing, and then getting home and seeing Lauren stood there in a long floaty dress with the tripod in hand…
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He suddenly realises he’s got a long night ahead of him... Off he pops to drag a table and chairs into a nearby field while Lauren sets the cameras up.
He then spends an hour in the kitchen cooking a meal that Lauren has read about on Rosie Londoners blog. He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.
He finally gets in bed at nearing midnight after dragging everything out of the field, clearing up and sorting the boys out, all the while Lauren is sat on Instagram uploading the pictures.
Then the sinking feeling of the nearby weekend creeps in… he’s wondering what’s in store for him this time... Is it too late to volunteer for overtime in the showroom?
Poor guy probably just wants to lay on the sofa and play Candy Crush.
This is amazing
He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.
I bet he sits in his Celtic strip and pants whenever she’s out (with her mum, obvs), eating kebabs from the box and letting the boys watch YouTube in paw patrol t shirts
Oh what jolly fun, hunting for wild garlic after school. Look at the state of her twee little basket and her “Yay we found some”. Dear god she gives me the ick.
Boys, we are going somewhere SOOOO exciting and SOOOO lush for a Friday treat!!Oh what fun for the kids. No park trip, no McDonald’s treat, no ice cream in case it goes down their lovely freshly ironed linen shirts. It’s so sad. What sort of childhood is that
I don't know if any one on here posts stories etc on their own insta pages, but after spending one day challenging myself to 'document' our family day out for posterity last weekend I was exhausted, bored, had square eyes from peering at the phone screen, and had had it up to HERE with stupid technology... plus my husband and kids (not dressed up in stupid clothes, I hasten to add) got royally fed up at having to smile for the camera every five minutes. And that was just oneLauren must spend a substantial amount of her time planning her posts, checking out competitors ie Rosie Londoner etc, tracking down the next AD, freebie, making sure her boys are well matched, clean and tidy and are fully rehearsed in the art of smiling for the camera - what an exhausting, fake family life.
Or a Barbour wax jacket!! When Lauren’s out I bet he puts the big light on and blows out the candlelightOh I bet he certainly does!
Most guys probably look forward to watching a bit of porn while their Mrs is out. Not Col, he just looks forward to being able to veg on the sofa without having to wear a Breton stripe.
Ooh what a treat! Putting the big light on.Or a Barbour wax jacket!! When Lauren’s out I bet he puts the big light on and blows out the candlelight
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