Nah, she would just let us all know where she’s been getting her non alcoholic wine from and plug another ad because she wanted to make a big announcement at Christmas to make 2020 better for all her twee’nies. M
Nah, she would just let us all know where she’s been getting her non alcoholic wine from and plug another ad because she wanted to make a big announcement at Christmas to make 2020 better for all her twee’nies. MShe is honestly the type that loves attention so much she could just be doing that because we are talking about her. I think she has just put on weight. She looks chunkier all over post Lockdown. In the advert of her wearing those awful Next jeans and blazer - her thighs were much bigger than before, for example.
If she was pregnant she would have to later admit that all of her wine and sherry posts were fake. I can't see her ever admitting to that as it would be her admitting that her account and the life she pretends to live is fake. She obviously lives in fear of people seeing who she really is and what her life is really like! She only shows this bizarre, curated unreality! I just can't see her admitting to fakery! It would ruin her 'brand'.
Agree. She will either hope everyone forgot about the endless tsunami of booze and if anyone does question this, she will plug a non alcoholic brand. Sigh. So predictable.Nah, she would just let us all know where she’s been getting her non alcoholic wine from and plug another ad because she wanted to make a big announcement at Christmas to make 2020 better for all her twee’nies. M
I agree, I don’t think she’s pregnant either - she’s just done what pretty much everyone else in lockdown has and put on weight!!She is honestly the type that loves attention so much she could just be doing that because we are talking about her. I think she has just put on weight. She looks chunkier all over post Lockdown. In the advert of her wearing those awful Next jeans and blazer - her thighs were much bigger than before, for example.
If she was pregnant she would have to later admit that all of her wine and sherry posts were fake. I can't see her ever admitting to that as it would be her admitting that her account and the life she pretends to live is fake. She obviously lives in fear of people seeing who she really is and what her life is really like! She only shows this bizarre, curated unreality! I just can't see her admitting to fakery! It would ruin her 'brand'.
You are spot on here! I’m looking at the photo of her in the woods with the boys in the tree and she’s in expensive looking leather boots... nah, I don’t buy it!!I think she thinks she’s being ever so classy and that’s what posh people do. It’s all a bit try hard for me. I think without her freebies and discounts through work they’d all be wearing different clothes and she wouldn’t look as glossy. I think she’s desperate to be seen as classy and elegant but she just comes across as a bit pretentious and frumpy, dressing older than she is.
Couldn’t agree more! I grew up in a very rural area and my parents would always have a small laugh to each other when they’d see people wearing things like Lauren if we’d be out on a walk, totally impractical and all for show! As children, we probably looked a bit mismatched like we had dressed ourselves...because we had! ‘It’ll be your fault if you’re cold’You are spot on here! I’m looking at the photo of her in the woods with the boys in the tree and she’s in expensive looking leather boots... nah, I don’t buy it!!
I’m not showing off I’m stating a fact: I live in deepest darkest Devon, and I’m from a very wealthy family, the sort I expect Lauren aspires to be, anyway; we would never ever go out to the woods in that sort of get up!! The shabbier the better. What she’s wearing it’s totally impractical. She needs to be in wellies or tatty old walking boots for a start! She’s totally dumb.
Makes me laugh looking at her pristine glossy photos.
The snowball chat tonight... Definitely not pregnant. Just fat!I agree, I don’t think she’s pregnant either - she’s just done what pretty much everyone else in lockdown has and put on weight!!
She’s definitely not fat!The snowball chat tonight... Definitely not pregnant. Just fat!
whoah whoah whoah, Fat? Absolutely not? Nobody speculated she was pregnant based on her weight, we speculated based on the way she was posing! She is far from fat. That’s just being bitchy for the sake of being bitchy!The snowball chat tonight... Definitely not pregnant. Just fat!
So true. Genuine wealth has nothing to prove. The genuinely wealthy people I have met wouldn’t dream of spending on white company candles. One lady I used to work for who was very wealthy repaired her own towels and they were 20 years oldCouldn’t agree more! I grew up in a very rural area and my parents would always have a small laugh to each other when they’d see people wearing things like Lauren if we’d be out on a walk, totally impractical and all for show! As children, we probably looked a bit mismatched like we had dressed ourselves...because we had! ‘It’ll be your fault if you’re cold’
Edited to add: Her boys have probably never been allowed to dress themselves.
And class isn’t about how many White Company candles you have Laur, just saying!
I guess the biggest thing is that much of their clothes have the same twee style, so even if they refuse one shirt and chino combo, they only have the option of another version of the same outfit!I’d love to know how she gets them to wear those outfits. My 6 year old has a stand-off with me if she doesn’t like something I’ve picked out for her to wear.
I knew I’d found a pic of her when it looked so much like Col’s eldestWow Cols eldest is a lot like his Mum isn’t he?
I was sure it was M because she looks like Archie!No her surname definitely starts with T.
Although it is very strange how ‘M’ looks like Archie...
I always clear my cookies if I peek at anyone’s aff linkWhat i hate is when grammers aff link to Amazon when they know the whole world and their auntie buys EVERYTHING from Amazon now, so they are raking it in from the aff links.... She didnt need to aff link her curling tongs!
I think so too.she’s holding out for Christmas and if it’s a girl god help us. The nursery will require being kitted out in a load of begged freebies that reek of pretentious garbage.If she is, it’ll be announced at Christmas in a spectacular style purely for the gram, gotta grab that content.
I just looked through her photos quickly. I’m actually convinced that she is and it’s being announced at Christmas.
All her photos havea child conveniently positioned in front of her, or an arm, baggy clothing and even in the next ad for Christmas, she’s stood so her tummy can’t be seen yet if you look at some photos, she does look a little round in around the tummy.
It was completely bizarre wasn't it?! She couldn't love herself more too!! She would eat herself if she could...What the heck was that dressed up to the nines reel about??
Read the room Lauren ffs
She really is a vile showoff...It was completely bizarre wasn't it?! She couldn't love herself more too!! She would eat herself if she could...
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