I must have missed this??Definitely a prat too, but at least her kids are allowed plastic toys
Considering the (rightful) Jo Malone backlash re racism and John Boyega, Iāll be interested to see if Lauren mentions it next time she
promotes them
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I thought I saw that she was invited to a virtual Jo Malone day just the otter week for their new launch? I wonder if sheāll go to any others following this?
Very interesting, thank you
Of course she will as she is employed by the umbrella company that owns jo malone. She will be there.
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My thoughts exactly! If it is obvious to us, why isn't it obvious to everyone else??
and a poor one at that, sheās overfilled the bowl, it canāt freeze that volume of liquid (I know as I have the kitchen aid ice cream bowl!)And as predicted...hereās the ad!!
And it looks like itās going to spill even if people donāt realise it wonāt freeze...
Why on earth would Kitchen Aid do an ad with her who self confesses her lack of culinary skill who thinks a recipe to inspire us all is a basic crumble!!and a poor one at that, sheās overfilled the bowl, it canāt freeze that volume of liquid (I know as I have the kitchen aid ice cream bowl!)
And it looks like itās going to spill even if people donāt realise it wonāt freeze...
Poor Lozza. Someone has set up a fake account pretending to be her. āNever follow a private account unless you know who they areā
Incorrect Loz. Never put your kids at risk on social media so that some freak can clone your account and potentially take photos of your children.
Jesus. The fact that her main concern is people following the clone account and not thatcher children could be at risk is astounding.
Incorrect Loz. Never put your kids at risk on social media so that some freak can clone your account and potentially take photos of your children.
Jesus. The fact that her main concern is people following the clone account and not thatcher children could be at risk is astounding.
The clone account is probably no further from reality than Lauren's.
Her stories yesterday were so sickly fake. āWe normally stop at the sweetie shop but now we make our own.ā Then photos the boys holding a cute paper party bag with a few sweets and a jam dodger inside. duck off!!!! Now to snobby to admit she stops off at the Spa on the way home and canāt have a fruit pastille wrapper spoiling her twee image. I really feel for those boys
18k comments and counting. Must feel like Christmas to our Laur.
It always makes me laugh when they run competitions and get loads of comments cos they always claim their posts arent showing up on the algorithm and thats why they have tit engagement. Clearly the posts show up fine people just arent liking or commenting unless its a comp !
Those poor starving boys, desperate to eat lunch whilst she laid out her twee, odd selection of food to photograph for the world to seeWhy is she so unbearably smug? You had a picnic and then made a pizzayou didnāt find a cure for cancer! Sheās such a snob, who could bear to be friends with her, she must be secretly judging every last thing
Why does she take chopping boards out with her on picnics! Two of the fuckers! Sheās so painfully extra.
When I was a child my mother was an āeverything has to be perfectā person. Christmas especially was horrendous- she wouldnāt display any cards that didnāt match her decor. Love her deeply but, my god, it sucked the fun out of everything. Most of the āmum influencersā are the same- they are just modern day hyacinth buckets really! 
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