Hunters and Heels #5 there's a spelling mistake, surely it should be buy Lauren McDermott

[Rosé_all_day]

I often look at her account and think ‘who does she think she is?’ Clearly not someone who is married to a chap named Colin who sells cars (nothing wrong with either of those things I hasten to add!). I think she’s thinks she’s Hollywood Hereford Glamour.

 

[shoegalxo]

she baffles me. When it's spring she can't wait for summer. When it's summer she can't wait for winter to fucking hunker down. What an absolute melt. And just because it's raining she has to eat a chilli and "get cosy". You're not in an Enid Blyton book lozza hun

 

[Annoyed 2]

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Dear Bestie, do you fancy meeting half way for lunch and I will let you take photos of me??

Harry Trevaldwyn 's latest video is hilarious
person comes to brunch and makes it about them

 

[Hashtagged]

“We both grew up with Miele” honestly who writes this horse shit??

 

[Starshining]

i would admit this was admirable if it wasn’t surrounded by the other bullshit our Laur’ tries to peddle as her “perfect” life.

If this was genuine and “not content /bandwagon jumping” then it would make you reflect on how lucky your life is and just try and be.

you could reflect that your children are healthy and well, have somewhere dry, warm and most importantly safe to sleep at night. That you have shelter and food.

I wonder if she was reflecting that when Laur’ was quaffing champagne at her lunch the other day. When she unboxes another freebie to peddle. I’m afraid the self absorbed don’t understand empathy.

I read an article in The Times about a mother gathering all her family together at night to try and sleep incase they are bombed, so they could all die together and no one would be left behind to grieve for the others. Imagine formulating that in your head. Heartbreaking.

Remember that Laur’ when you are swishing your latest #gifted white dress

 

[Latetotheparty]

Wow she’s absolutely shameless isn’t she, I used to like her account a few years ago but then I found tattle and had my eyes opened! I stopped following her last year because she was just becoming ridiculous, but I like to dip into this thread now and again to see if she’s still a knob! and yes, yes she is! Honestly, who does she think she is?! She’s trying so desperately to be seen as affluent it makes me cringe with embarrassment for her.

 

[Starshining]

…but which wedding??

 

[GossipMongoose]

The matching jumpers again

I wonder if she makes Col wear one too? They must look a sight in their matchy-matchy ‘uniform’, a Boden version of those families that go to Disney in the same t-shirts so they don’t get lost.

The caption on the grid post is deliberately misleading with ad hidden in the text toward the bottom. Not nice and clear at the beginning with a # or in the banner at the top of the photo. Same in stories, her declaration in that thin, weasely white font on an area with a pale background. It’s right up her street as an ad, the lifestyle porn of her dreams, she should be proud that she’s attracting that sort of ad opportunity. It’s the sort of thing she’s on the beg for 24/7!

 

[Starshining]

Random birdsong story 🥱 segue into a white company #Ad

seamless, Laur, seamless

 

[Clare]

Our Laur starting the sly autumn transition already. I know the weather today actually is autumnal but it suits her narrative perfectly; here beginneth the crackling log fire, cosy nights in, comfort food, cashmere socks and blankets, candles galore. It’s all so boring & predictable. Dollar signs in her eyes

 

[barryjones]

The fuck is she talking about?

ah yes Lauren in her pristine white dresses smelling of dirt At the end of every day. What an odd woman.

She reminds me of Hannah gale and the leopard - making twee bullshit quotes that have no connection to her just so people share them.

 

[Elmoo]

Came on purely for garden fleece mockery

It’ll go nicely alongside the boys outdoor robes and weekend hoodies.
For anyone that’s interested, I’m wearing my Wednesday pants, but my Thursday socks

 

[Gossipqueen30]

Oh the irony of that story she’s just shared about nursery mums! You just know she’s the judgey/braggy mum in her nursery group!! She probably sends her boys to school with sandwiches wrapped in brown paper and tied with jute string

 

[Annoyed 2]

Omg imagine a hotel full of posing instagrammers, all jostling to get the best pictures no thank you very much.

A few weeks ago I passed a magnolia tree and two instagrammers literally told other people to go away so they could take pictures. They had a car double parked on yellow lines and were changing into all sorts of ridiculous outfits to take pictures. I imagine they were doing one of those silly reels where you jump into a different outfit. I had no idea who they were so don't know what the end product was like

 

[Hashtagged]

ByLaurenMcDermott #6: Floaty white dress, glass of fizz in hand, ADs on repeat, life is so bland

 

[Starshining]

LaurenLedbury wants to give us “a little tour” as she thinks we will love it as much as she does (to stay free when she beats the Hotel down to give her a #paidpartnership/giveaway

Lauren, darling, we see you. We see the format,
Big, out there outfits, sepia toned photography, pay for the initial trip to give the hotel/company a “free” showreel of your account, dedicated to flatter them.

This “belated birthday gift” and the dresses will be put down to tax deductible business expenses for “bylaurenMcDermott” Limited

rhe rest of the will soon catch on

 

[justhavingamooch]

Thread suggestion:

Hunters & Heels #6 : Col is sick! Sell something, quick!

 

[initforthefreebies]

Lots of you have been asking ..... NO ONE has been asking, no one cares

 

[Tamara]

Instagram fail there is a fly next to her plate!

 

[headshoulderskneesandtoes]

Fml. I didnt expect to see Laurs jugs in my face first thing this morning.

A good close up several times , a stealth brag about her 30F tits and finish it off with a cheesey grin. Im a little scarred.

She loves herself. She hides it behind a fake coy innocent facade, sprinkled with a tinkly laugh. I shouldn't hate follow. I used to love her but now she's getting wierd....