yeah that’s exactly why she chose a section, because he’s never heard her fart. Absolutely patheticShe had a c-section because she doesn't want to destroy "down there" and is most likely not breastfeeding because she doesn't want saggy boobs!! Quite worrying that this is the thought process behind herI don't know about anyone else but I didn't give two shites about any of that pre and post child birth, only that my child and myself came home healthy and happy. And I'm pretty sure she said she didn't want Jacob to witness a vaginal birth because he never even heard her fart
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I had no choice but a section under general and had to care for my daughter alone from day one ripped stitches and got infections because of having to lift baby bath etc. why anyone would chose a section is beyond me!
i agree, my vaginal birth was a piece of piss (appreciate it isn’t for everyone) I take my hat off to anyone who has a c section, i don’t think i’d cope especially after having a baby who needed long term NICU seeing the other c section mums needing to wait until someone could wheel threm down to nicu
I think she did c section as there’s no pushing involved and she doesn’t want to put any effort into anything 
Suprised the baby didn’t walk out tbh 
She put plenty of effort in giving James a BJ in Geordie Shore 
I know full well a c section is not the easy option but I imagine she thought it was the easiest that’s why she did it
Has he actually not? She was probably scared she’d poop if she had to push
bleeping on tv is fine, but farting in front of your partner is a no no? GOTCHAHas he actually not? She was probably scared she’d poop if she had to push
It’s all about setting those boundaries ladies!
i’m sure she actually said she was worrjed about pooingHas he actually not? She was probably scared she’d poop if she had to push
I can assure you she will have had no choice but to have farted infront of him while pregnantbleeping on tv is fine, but farting in front of your partner is a no no? GOTCHA
It’s all about setting those boundaries ladies!
but then again it’s Holly
How can you live with a bloke and not fart? My fiancé says my arse never shuts upShe had a c-section because she doesn't want to destroy "down there" and is most likely not breastfeeding because she doesn't want saggy boobs!! Quite worrying that this is the thought process behind her
Imagine living your life so being so uptight and not being able to relax that you can’t evenHow can you live with a bloke and not fart? My fiancé says my arse never shuts up
in front of your partner. It’s sad really.I've a bowel condition so unfortunately my husband is well acquainted with myHow can you live with a bloke and not fart? My fiancé says my arse never shuts up
Says a lot about their relationship.Imagine living your life so being so uptight and not being able to relax that you can’t even
I know right?! I mean she’s not that much younger than me, maybe 5 or 6 years (same as my sis in law)& I really struggle to relate to how their brains work with regards to stuff like not farting in front of their fellas etc.How can you live with a bloke and not fart? My fiancé says my arse never shuts up
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Maybe I’m just a gross farty witch (I’m vegetarian so lots of beans & pulses) I think I’d combust if I was too scared to allow myself bodily functions!
I was actually quite lucky and had a relatively good section experience, it wasn't planned and I didn't really have a choice, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.i agree, my vaginal birth was a piece of piss (appreciate it isn’t for everyone) I take my hat off to anyone who has a c section, i don’t think i’d cope especially after having a baby who needed long term NICU seeing the other c section mums needing to wait until someone could wheel threm down to nicu
I was the same, I had mine due to medial reasons and was expecting it to be hard but apart from getting in and out of bed being sore I was fine. I'd do it all over again if its the same next time
I knew I’d heard his name before. It’s an electric car 
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Ffs why couldn’t she give the poor baby a normal name like Roy. No qualms about shouting “alpha” in for his tea in a few years.I knew I’d heard his name before. It’s an electric car
Farting in front of your fella though - that’s embarrassing. I’m taking notes I’m learning so much. How long til she’s back on the saxenda to lose baby weight?!
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