Holly Hagan (GeordieShore)

[Yorkshirewife]

Looks to be carrying the baby in her bum

Quite funny because this pregnancy has made all the work she claimed she hadn't had done be made very apparent and obvious that she has

 

[CoffeeMamma]

He’ll have to be an alpha male when people find videos of his mam online

 

[Cocobaby09]

What a fucking abomination of a name. Poor kid.

 

[observerisshe]

Thread suggestion : Questionable name for her son, quite the opposite of a maternal mum

 

[Chocolatelover123]

She seems to think its funny that she's 'piling on weight' and 'eating everything in sight'. I would say she wont think its funny post birth, when the hard work to feel fit again starts... but then she'll probably just have more lipo and claim that the weight just dropped off.

Part of me thinks it’s a cyclical ploy for her to launch a new range of ‘mum workouts’ I put on 5 stone here’s how I lost it

 

[Shamelesshorse]

So I’m assuming she’s having an elective c-section and will be bottle feeding. I think it’s ridiculous that she expects people to pay to read such drivel.

 

[LuceLet]

Good lord

 

[Casperron]

So her latest Instagram post, she got her house gifted!! What the fuck has Instagram turned to

 

[Cocobaby09]

She had a c-section because she doesn't want to destroy "down there" and is most likely not breastfeeding because she doesn't want saggy boobs!! Quite worrying that this is the thought process behind her I don't know about anyone else but I didn't give two shites about any of that pre and post child birth, only that my child and myself came home healthy and happy. And I'm pretty sure she said she didn't want Jacob to witness a vaginal birth because he never even heard her fart What a pair of wallies.

How can you live with a bloke and not fart? My fiancé says my arse never shuts up

 

[Yorkshirewife]

Every time I see his name alpha-jax… alphablocks. It’s terrible isn’t it haha

 

[Heyholetsgo]

I've never seen a pregnant woman with abs! It's actually quite sad she must feel so much pressure to look perfect before and now to have the perfect bump, it's exhausting! You could not pay me enough to be famous or on Instagram like that.

 

[geeforthetea]

Yeah there's a difference between kids saying 'your mum had an affair, here it is in an an online newspaper' to 'here's some youtbe videos of your mum shagging various guys on telly for all to see....and hear'

 

[Rose94]

The number 1 thing that really really REALLY annoys me about Holly is how she bangs on about how hard she worked for her body showing before and afters etc but she literally got a bbl!!
the reason you have those lovely perfect shaped hips and bum is because you paid for them not because you worked for them and it enrages me that young girls will believe it’s natural and pay for the shit she peddles

 

[Norfolking Good]

This whole thing of selling the life and privacy of a yet unborn child really makes me uneasy. Does this poor little thing have any right to privacy at any point? We all did things as babies/children that we’d be mortified to be in the public domain or are funny stories within your own family but for millions to see it is another thing. Don’t even get me stated on the sex offenders this attracts…
I think in the next 10 years we are going to see a glut of kids suing their parents for lack of privacy and I hope they all win.

 

[Zebsquad]

So this is what she looks like considering she doesn't post any pictures in full

 

[emzi2784]

She’s lucky coz she was an absolute munter before all the surgery

Jacob definitely wouldn’t have gone for her with how she looked before. He bangs on about how fit she is but it’s all from surgery. Doesn’t he wonder what the baby will look like? Certainly isn’t going to look a bit like it’s Mother!

 

[Little Bear]

Sorry she's going on about people judging for not breastfeeding but isn't that exactly what she's done here. Firstly why you asking how other mothers are feeding their kids. Secondly why would a midwife tell you how other women are feeding.
She's judged them the exact way she is saying she didn't want to happen to her. The moron

Exactly she’s that moronic she’ll believe the ‘fed is best’. No fed is expected. You’re supposed to feed your baby. No one gives two shits how just crack on and do it.

 

[Me123x]

There’s just something about her that comes across as so preachy and self righteous with a hint of smugness…

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I’m not sure midwife’s have time for a brew, never mind taking the time to gossip about other women giving birth and push their agenda on some not even z-lister who thinks she’s too posh to push. Wonder what her reasoning was, did she want to keep things tight down there? I can imagine that was high on her reasons for doing it. She isn’t exactly the Virgin Mary, we all know there’s been some stretching gone on there already
I can also imagine she thought she’d get her own room with her being a ‘celebrity’ and Jacob being a ‘footballer’. Must have been a right bang back to earth when they didn’t bat an eyelid and shoved her into a bed next to someone

 

[shannon950818]

Holly’s post monetising her kids gender is fucking weird and was the push I needed to finally unfollow her

it’s a boy