Hellomissjordan

[Thechubbymoaner]

I’m just amazed. She seems so not right. Why would you post this??? I‘m sure whatever she’s working on isn’t that big of a deal. Really surprised no one talks to her about things like this...

It's just attention seeking to ensure we all visit her profile loads to improve the algorithm

 

[Smellyinghams]

I actually like the outfit her mum bought her. Maybe she should let her mum buy her clothes all the time.

as far as consulting goes, I follow many bloggers who provide free resources such as newsletters and Facebook groups. Kelsey.... ugh what’s her name? Kelsey someone does them, and she’s actually successful

Kelsey charges over 100 for hers.. but I do believe that she’d have a very thorough report for you at the end. I remember that Kelsey did a trial with 2 or 3 accounts before releasing her profile analysis service. Jordan’s seemed to start really suddenly but honestly none of us know how long she’s been planning this. I’m just curious about how much the consultations are from Jordan.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I think it’s quite clear her and Tom have split. As annoying as I find her at times I think it’s pretty understandable she is exhausted as her mental health wasn’t the best and now this has probably given her a real battering. Depression causes severe exhaustion at the best of times

Another thing is that I think she’s going to get her hair changed cause she’s mentioned the hair dressers a few times in the last two weeks maybe. I think she’ll get a bit of ombré or highlights done. But anyways don’t a lot of people rejuvenate their look after a break up.

Oh but Rebecca Carpenter (a photographer who works with Jordan) put up a photo of the couple a few hours ago. Jordan liked it so it’s hard to know if they are together or not

 

[sparklequeen45]

To be honest, I think @hellomissjordan just seems like a really lovely girl. I've followed her from pretty much the beginning and she comes off as very genuine. Sure none of us are perfect, but I think she's at least very honest about who she is. Plus I've found her new content really lovely - as sometimes location based content (which lots of people do) can be a little repetitive if you follow lots of influencers.

 

[gingerteacup]

She does. I looked at her linkedin profile once and it’s quite sad. She works part time at a glitter nail polish company as their social media manager. Can’t remember the name of it but I looked at their social media and it was pretty lame with tacky photos.

What a boss babe!

Hmm, interesting… does she’s essentially waiting for her Influencer “break”?

 

[Nicolac]

We were in lockdown in November so she shouldn’t have been there. She’s a selfish, vapid little princess with a 5 year olds mentality stuck in a 26 (??) year olds body

I saw someone comment on her post about her being in tier 3, she wrote she was allowed to leave for work. Pretty sure it’s for ESSENTIAL work... not prancing around like a cheapskate in a free dress that looks like it would go up in flames near a naked flame

well, yes and no. You were allowed to be outside in a public place with no real travel restrictions when it came to outdoor recreation, so I think you could argue that that’s what she was doing, and to see Alex more than anything else.

I think it’s much more of a problem that she’s doing it now, when the rules specifically stop someone coming from a higher level to a lower one - which wasn’t the case when it was nationwide. While I agree with the other person who commented that she’s hardly a risk because it’s not like she really leaves her house apart from to see Alex, it’s not a great look when shedoesn’t hide the fact shes travelling over, and it’s also not her only job so it’s not like it’s really essential for her to be doing it.

Editing to say I’m annoyed to see her eating in a restaurant with someone else too I know that sounds petty, but restaurants are closed in tier 3, and in tier 2 (which London is) you’re supposed to eat outside unless you’re with your bubble. I absolutely froze today keeping to the rules and sitting in a non heated pub garden

 

[QueenDecember]

She is so weird and I guess is trying to make being an immature person her brand.

What type of grown adult has these things on their to do list? Is she so thick she has to write these things down? Is that really all she does in a day?

Also no one cares if you make ramen or not or how much you eat when you do.

 

[broganlol]

The thing is she doesn't look like she is impossibly thin, she is petite but looks healthy and not all body. Seeing as she's a Disney princess sort her followers are probably younger and this talk is seriously triggering! She could trigger Alex with that talk too! I'd be furious if my friend said that

Her waist is 23inches, and I have met her in real life. She is thin. And nice. I hope she works though her issues

Tbh I think Alex tries to claim copyright on literally every photo that she helps others take and has apparently gotten in arguments with a lot of the other British bloggers. The other girl Who used to hang out with them a lot Adriana (@wanderlicious) used to always be with Alex but now she has isolated herself to Jordan as her primary IG friend. I personally think Alex is in it for the followers and it’s kind of why she’s kept with Jordan. I don’t think Alex would mind the throwaway comments as long as she gets credit as the photographer in Jordan’s pictures.

Whoooo this is so interesting about Adriana (@wanderlicious) I find her really nice so I wanted to know why they fell out

 

[xits_jjx]

I have, it’s all over tiktok. Depends on your crowd I guess

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

oh I totally agree. I just think that she should be a bit more like that on Instagram rather than tweeting on a private twitter account.

absolutely, she has a massive following and she really could use her platform and influence to make a difference....

but hey...animal crossing is way more fun to post about

 

[Pawpaw365]

He also changed his IG to private. I remember I wanted to have a creep the other day

Ooooh interesting! Wonder if she’ll address it!

 

[QueenDecember]

She is REALLY hoping Bentley gifts her a car one day. It’s SO obvious.

Normal Person: work, save, purchase

The Vic Approach: Endlessly beg and drop non-disguised hints to Bentley as well as beg her followers for engagement on an advert that looks like any other car advert we all get shoved down our throats on the daily from the brands themselves. Keeping her fingers crossed she can manifest it to existence!

Hey Vic and Alex, we're not impressed by your drone shots. You act like you invented them when they’ve been in existence for yearsssssss. I think I first produced a promotional drone video for work in 2015? And have filmed many since. It’s not groundbreaking. Check our Amelia’s Bentley ads if you want to see one that’s actually appealing.

 

[Doherty557]

She’s now going to get her eyebrows microbladed. I wonder what’s causing her to make these changes she said she hopes it makes her look like a different person. I actually feel sorry for her and bad I mentioned her make up on here

 

[sparklequeen45]

Has anyone seen her photo she posted about 50 mins ago on her story of her wearing that strappy black dress? It doesn't look like it's photoshopped from what I can see but it also doesn't look realistic like she's warped her body in some way?

Her waist looks SO TINY

 

[DisneyFan123456]

Yeah I think she is hoping he will see some of these posts, they just seem pointed.

 

[Ahebg]

I really like her but no idea why anyone would pay for more content! I’d maybe pay for insta lessons to make my photos prettier though hahaha

 

[broganlol]

That dress she got a Christmas and birthday present from her parents was $690

Well what dress??

 

[Smellyinghams]

You’re right, there’s been no mention of him lately

edit; they’re still together though

How do you know they are for sure?

 

[QueenDecember]

Oh my word did you guys see these two fools mooning traffic? Gosh they’re childish.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I love @ticjia and @kelseyinlondon! So cute. Yeah, instagram seems to be her whole life, and idk, it looks like she has nothing else going on. And I feel kind of sad for her fiancé, I'm not sure what happened but every time he was on her profile/stories he seemed uncomfortable and awkward.

Probably awkward because when normal people get engaged their first reaction is to make a video .