Hellomissjordan

[QueenDecember]

Maybe it’s because I ALWAYS donate things to charity rather than sell them but how hard up for cash is she that’s she’s selling little toys like this? Gracious!

 

[QueenDecember]

Totally agree that she is “a bit of an airhead”

Why does she think posing and pouting like her brain is mush is cute? It’s 2021 sis!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Why would you pay for content that you’re getting for free anyways and there are plenty of more creative people than her not charging for content.

This again is money mad Jordan. Asking those who have followed her, who have afforded her a living and endless bonuses based on her number of followers, to then try and charge them. For what exactly .. how about get an actual job

 

[Smellyinghams]

Would any of you or should I say have any of you bought an outfit that she has shown on her Instagram?

A lot of her dresses are at least 95 pounds a pop. Maybe when I earn more money I’d buy dresses like that but they’re so expensive omg.

 

[gingerteacup]

Did you see the story where she shared that someone commented on her tik tok saying she reminds them of their six year old cousin .

Also she and Tom have put on baby voices when together

Does Tom have an IG?

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

she really is a piece of work. And then sharing like “you never know what someone’s going through behind their smiles” which is true but also surely a passive aggressive talk about herself.

We get it Jordan. We know you’re mentally unstable. We’ve all seen your stories.

But flouncing around in a gifted dress breaking rules during lockdown because the likes on Instagram is the only thing that keeps you going isn’t an excuse for endangering the general public. We know you don’t even brush your hair most days and mope around in PJs because of your depression. But last I checked, running around London in a tutu isn’t essential work and it’s not a certified treatment for depression disorder either.

Her vanity is seriously out of control. And sharing London is the best city in the world? If she like it all that much MOVE THERE! Stop traveling from a higher risk area into London for unnecessary photo ops. Get off your arse and move there, otherwise STAY AWAY until it’s safe to come and go as you please.

This

 

[Pawpaw365]

Jordan used to be so sweet and now she is really bitchy but she was bound to become toxic
1. The only friend she has is someone toxic
2. The only person she hangs out with is a toxic bitch
3. She lives on her own
4. She is depressed

Can we not go diagnosing people with MH problems please?

 

[broganlol]

I find the “She is thin. And Nice.” comment so funny . Literally nobody has ever denied that she’s thin or nice .

btw did anyone notice she shared someone else getting engaged on stories which is just going to bring about mentions of hers lol

I mean I was just giving my experience lol. I mean it must hurt her seeing everyone getting engaged and she is no longer... I can't believe she is friends with just bitchy ppl though. Brogan Tate, who never liked or comments on her Instagram, and Alex.

I didn't say she wasn't thin, she just bangs on about being thin like she is impossibly thin and then says she doesn't like to talk about being thin

Lol I think she doesn't know what she is even saying tbh. All I was saying is that she said the her waist is 23inches somewhere

 

[xits_jjx]

You’re right, there’s been no mention of him lately

edit; they’re still together though

 

[Smellyinghams]

It looks like she’s gone there with her dad anyways. Why not just enjoy being with your dad instead of changing outfits 3 times so you can get multiple Instagram photos

 

[Pawpaw365]

Agreed, she needs an offline happy that she can just be in the moment and enjoy it without needing validation from her following.

I clearly meant ‘hobby’ oops

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Everything is about her!

It is! She's so self obsessed

 

[Tea4u]

I work in marketing and she was one of the influencers we had at an event. She was very nice, one of the more friendly ones imo.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I can imagine when she reaches 99k it’ll be very annoying “nearly at 100k guys please help me get there!” stories for a while

A few months ago she was asking for plans for her 100k

 

[Pawpaw365]

probably, I never saw that story though. Good for her if she took what we said on board. I think that her next move should be to permanently reduce that overpriced ebook

I don’t think it’s anything to do with reading here, as she has been sharing her edits for ages

 

[Smellyinghams]

I’m in the states, I know our elections grab global attention but PUH-LEASE! Jordan has superficial at best knowledge of American politics. She can cut the I’m stuck in bed worried act. This is also PAINFULLY privileged and insensitive to Americans.

So many people here in the US are exhausted from phone banking and volunteering around the clock across multiple states for weeks to get trump out of office. Yet we buck it up and are back in the office as this nightmare continues to unfold. We are donating still and calling those in congress to honor the results of this election when we have a trifecta of power hungry maniacs at the reins who are trying to discredit democracy at every turn.

Sorry about this a rant. I’m just so fed up of privileged influencers in the UK popping in on our election. It’s performative nonsense. If she really cared why wasn’t she speaking up before now? The US is in a bitter fight to protect democracy. This is serious shit and it has been for a long time. Jordan et al chiming in at the 11th hour all “Oh no” is irritating and not at all helpful.

All she really had to do was say that she was there for the Americans. Honestly I don’t think it’ll make Much of a difference to those of us in Europe. Also not sure if Biden is much better of a candidate.

 

[QueenDecember]

I unfollowed a few weeks ago, best thing ever, and she will start liking your pics like mad for a few days to try get you back hahahahaha

Does she really?? That’s kind of pathetic

 

[misslunax]

I agree, she's so helpful and really works hard and so what if she is doing consultation now, she has some experience and is good at what she does. I have found her always so helpful and has never pushed her services on me or anyone I know who has asked for her help.

On a side note...i have a feeling based on what's been said that we probably all follow each other and may have run into each other along the way!

I am now so curious to know if this is true! Haha

 

[misslunax]

Is it me or is this idiot laying all over the lavender...

Omg her toes in this photo are making me feel ill, she posted a photo of her muddy toes as well Why not just put some shoes on? And I see she went with repeating the lavender photos already.

 

[Smellyinghams]

It’s more the fact, I could have saved for a deposit in Kent if I had lived at home. I imagine she only needed 8k for a deposit

Honestly it’s quite commendable to save up for a house so young so good for her!