Hellomissjordan

[QueenDecember]

How does she not get sick of taking photos all the time? All the extra fall shoots she’s doing, then going to the Lake District (one of the most beautiful places) and the only thing we saw her do was take photos in a lake and at the Beatrix Potter House. And then today she’s gone out all around London to take pics again. I think she’s a bit in love with herself

I’m always trying to picture what they look like dragging all their over the top props around

 

[Bella1989]

Definitely back together....swear she was just making shit up when they were on a break she’s definitely likely to make shit up and now she’s playing happy family’s

 

[Smellyinghams]

She does. I looked at her linkedin profile once and it’s quite sad. She works part time at a glitter nail polish company as their social media manager. Can’t remember the name of it but I looked at their social media and it was pretty lame with tacky photos.

What a boss babe!

The company is Lecente. If anyone wants to have a nosy.

And yeah... her linked in is laughable. I couldn’t see her getting a better job than she has now tbh. But I think she’d probably stay part time given that you don’t get consistently paid as an influencer working with other companies.

 

[xits_jjx]

I hate that if you can’t spill then don’t mention it

 

[gingerteacup]

She is just…a bizarre thing to share.

Wonder when she’ll grow up?

I get the impression that she still wants to very much be a child. The pouty faces, tantrums and playing dress up.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I’d put her at close to 30 if I’m being honest, I don’t know how old she really is though

Shes 26. I’d put her at like 30 or 31ish

 

[xits_jjx]

Yeah it’s a size 2 is why. Her boobs look squashed in it too

lol her boobs always look squashed, she must squeeze herself into these tiny sizes

 

[Smellyinghams]

Don't be silly, the dress swamps her, don't you know Jordan shops for clothes in the barbie section of the toy shop...not that she would talk about her size...

It just looks like her boobs actually fall below the part of the dress where they’re meant to sit. Considering it’s a luxury dress... I think it makes it look ridiculous tbh

 

[sparklequeen45]

I think it’s the pose she’s doing. The legs & she’s tilted her hips back so she looks slimmer

Oh fair, I mean I think she's really over done it with the posing then because even that is a bit harmful. I know she does it in her normal grid posts but there it just looked so unrealistic.

(I've just struggled with body image in the past, so I find stuff like this really hard not to compare myself to but then I get she may just do it because she's self conscious)

Pictures for context

And the no filter one (lol)

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Thank you! I noticed she had an ebook as I do like her editing for the most part, but when I saw £30 I was shocked as you said, £5-10 then I'd probably have bought it! Maybe I should stop being lazy and actually learn how to use Lightroom (I know the basics from uni) haha!

If you follow Kelsey in London she always gives so many tips and so much help and advice to followers. She's lovely

 

[QueenDecember]

I do remember her saying her ex in uni cheated on her loads of times which is so scummy. He was supposed to have been a right wrong 'un

Yea I remember that too. It’s been a while but she’s mentioned being cheated on by her relationship previous to Tom.

I wish she’d just put her phone down. Her stories are painful to watch. She’s either at the highest of highs putting on a front in OTT photo shoots or deep lows where she’s clearly been in tears alone with her own thoughts. I guess she feels she has to keep going but it would be perfectly reasonable to take a couple weeks off.

Once again I wonder why no one close to her steps up to do anything. She must lead a pretty lonely life and not have many true friends.

 

[Pawpaw365]

Thing is… I don’t even think the person she showed asking even meant it properly. It was more of a “omg they’re lovely dresses, please share them” in a sisterly /friendly way. Not a “Give me your dresses now”. Her commentary on the situation was quite poor in my opinion. It comes across as mean and snobby. Not everyone can spend ££££ on these dresses. Most of hers are over £1k.


How do we know they went to Ireland together?

Instagram stories?!

 

[xits_jjx]

She probably does get asked but idk, for me it’s unhealthy to pretend like everything is okay whilst you’ve been hinting at NOT being okay. Screams she wants to talk about it if you ask me

 

[Tea4u]

This. Right here. Is the dumbest “for the gram” picture I have ever scene. Truly!!

If I stumbled upon her doing this there is no way I would be able to stop myself from bursting out in laughter. Absolutely ridiculous!! Right down to the teddy bear.

Wtf is that teddy as well?
Who finds this type of photo inspiring, creative or aspiration??? I get some of her airy fairy photos but this one is a NO from me

 

[xits_jjx]

I find interesting that Jordan shared how she edited her pic the other day...has she been reading here?

probably, I never saw that story though. Good for her if she took what we said on board. I think that her next move should be to permanently reduce that overpriced ebook

 

[Josie69]

She actually said she literally booked that hotel in Dubai to take photos... and it’s not a cheap hotel.

 

[Gurugossip89]

Question I saw this on alexandratealeaf Instagram. Do these girls really drop almost $600 on a dress for a shoot?! I just looked up the beautiful blue dress Alex posted and my jaw dropped at the price. Lol

 

[gingerteacup]

I dont know what you mean by that? Do you mean Im short, yes Im 5ft whatever she is

Edit ^^^ thats what she said.

Oh my.

 

[xits_jjx]

Yeah her flat isn’t anything special, it’s not trendy nor unique and quirky. Her taste is pretty bland imo.

I guess you could say Hinch and the aptly names MrsGreedy aren’t anything special either but their homes are currently “trendy” and they’re obviously very house proud people and so it makes sense for them to have lots of followers and home accounts.

Jordan doesn’t scream house proud and her house, like I said, isn’t special.

 

[QueenDecember]

Someone in here called it not long ago. No more nail polish job for Jordan.

Does that mean her parents are financially supporting her? I'm confused