Hellomissjordan

[Xatidi]

How is it odd in the slightest? Isn’t the whole point of a review that it be honest? People get slated if they give a fake / dishonest review simply because something is free.

Yes totally appreciate the honesty, I am saying she should she take out the Ad/Pr product... Since Ad stands for advertisement, and this means promotion of someting...she is not promoting it (and that is ok, she is giving an honest review) that what is odd to me ...

 

[Blah93]

Has anyone seen her photo she posted about 50 mins ago on her story of her wearing that strappy black dress? It doesn't look like it's photoshopped from what I can see but it also doesn't look realistic like she's warped her body in some way?

Her waist looks SO TINY

I think it’s the pose she’s doing. The legs & she’s tilted her hips back so she looks slimmer

 

[QueenDecember]

I thought they looked really bad as well, like she got a sharpie and did them, but I didn’t wanna be the one to say it

They really do look like she grabbed a sharpie!!

This is why influencers lose all credibility. They’re not objective! She got a horrible brow job but because it was free she’s too blinded to see how ridiculous they look. *sigh*

Wonder if she’s asked for a free haircut as well. She certainly is getting quite greedy with free services.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

ah, she’s a 6. Huh, I thought she’d be bigger than me (if only because of her hips/bust, not saying anything about her weight haha)

To be fair she's got an incredible figure, she's gorgeous

 

[broganlol]

I just came here to say how cringe worthy I found it. Sorry The miming was awful and she looks so uncomfortable/awkward, plus it makes me cringe how much she thinks she's Audrey Hepburn.

Tbh I find Audrey Hepburn cringe

 

[sierraecho]

I noticed what alex said about the children too, why would they post that? Alex baffles me, she dresses like a 10 year old but looks in her 40s. I’m almost at the point of unfollowing Jordan, she eyefucks herself in the reflection of the camera

I really don't understand it when she constantly makes fun of Jordan for not wanting children?? And yes, agree. Her attempt at making her style more normal just shows how terrible her style is as well. It's hard to fuck up styling a pretty dress so now she has to actually put effort into it she's failing haha

 

[Smellyinghams]

I think the issue with Jordan is that she's passed the level of "I am a self confident, happy and content person" (which would be a healthy mentality) and gone on to "I am the most talented person and everyone is jealous of how humble I am".

I also think she’s making the mistake of sharing waaay too much on Instagram. It makes people way too involved and start to resent her. I really liked her for awhile tbh. If you look at people who also have significant followings:.. @wanderlicious/Adriana @ticjia or @kelseyinlondon as some examples... they don’t really share as much in comparison. I honestly think that Instagram is 80% of her life .

But other stuff bothers me too... like some of her attitudes towards things.

 

[xits_jjx]

My mate was split with her bloke for almost a year before they changed statuses...just sayin

yeah but both of their profile pictures have each other still & that’s normally the first thing to change, wouldn’t you find it hard to look at? I would, it’d make me feel pretty sad. I don’t think they’ve broken up but the engagement could be off?

That was June, I'm trying to think when she said her neighbours thought Tom was her dad. As much as an annoying dick as she is I hope it's not the case, I hate the idea of her being alone in the house, it wouldn't be good for her head. It might explain why she's got really annoying and selling all her worn and unwashed gifted stuff if she has a mortgage to pay

I think we spoke about that on here, it might be on the last 2 pages

edit: wow we talk way more on here than I thought cause I just went back to May and can’t find us talking about it. We definitely mentioned it though

 

[Smellyinghams]

A few months ago she was asking for plans for her 100k

If you check her social blade she has actually been losing followers lately. I remember when cassiesamji hit 90K, she very quickly got to 100K. I think she was sharing a lot of pages who were shouting her out.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

she did call her out in stories the other day I believe she did 2, maybe 3 stories about it, that’s how I discovered who the girl was. Then I realised bloggers like vixmeldrew were following and supporting the racist and I had a lot of admiration for Jordan publically calling her out when a lot of bloggers wouldn’t dare

what did she say, the racist? I am so nosy!

 

[QueenDecember]

BLESS! I can’t think of a single person on earth who has a more unhealthy relationship with Instagram than Jordan. Thank goodness she’s going to set her phone down. Take tomorrow off - heck take all next week off!

Except not without a hanger on photo hoping Zoe reshares her first.

 

[QueenDecember]

Will keep you posted lol. I also asked why is she using click and collect spots

Did she say anything back?? I’m so curious!

 

[Smellyinghams]

She looks so much shorter in her reel of that place with the Christmas lights than in her picture. Just shows that angles mean everything.

 

[Doherty557]

My brother is a farmer and there is no way a farmer that is harvesting his YEARLY crops would allow anyone to drag a bike through them!

 

[xits_jjx]

How do you know they are for sure?

Facebook

 

[xits_jjx]

She’s now going to get her eyebrows microbladed. I wonder what’s causing her to make these changes she said she hopes it makes her look like a different person. I actually feel sorry for her and bad I mentioned her make up on here

Why? Nobody wants to look bad. If by pointing out her bad makeup helps her look better and therefore feel better, I don’t see the problem

 

[xits_jjx]

Exactly what I was thinking too

 

[xits_jjx]

What makes you think so?

edit: still on facebook

 

[QueenDecember]

yeah being spontaneous isn’t part of how these influencers grow anymore, which makes them boring, I find Jordan really boring for that reason actually. I hate her princess picks too. It’s just a cash grab.

Her princess picks are such a joke. And all SO TACKY!

 

[QueenDecember]

Anyone wanna take one for the team and ask her about it? kidding.

she’s got to be doing it deliberately? Surely if you’d ended your engagement you wouldn’t keep flaunting your hand around

I’m torn. Part of me is dying to ask, the other doesn’t want to open a can of worms because if they have split it’s no doubt a painful topic of discussion.

She is flaunting her ringless finger, though. Jordan — are you reading here?? WE WANNA KNOW!!