Hellomissjordan

[Doherty557]

I think she needs to stop showing behind the scenes of her photos. It’s just showing what a complete ass she and Alex are. I wish someone would film them and send it to that influencers in the wild Instagram account.

Imagine going to get a cupcake and you try to leave but are blocked in by this self-involved fool fawning over herself in the doorway. If she wants photos so badly before the entrance she should go at off hours when the place is closed.

To be fair, the cake at this place sucks and people only go for the Instagram flicks, there’s always a queue of people waiting to get their photo there

 

[broganlol]

That wasn’t her first teuta matoshi dress lol. She worded that very cleverly

I think she has about 5 of those priced dresses she has bought in the last 2 years tbh

 

[Smellyinghams]

That's so interesting, gosh it's really strange isn't it? So even Jordans friend isnt her proper friend. Thats really sad. Gosh is there anything real on there?

I personally don’t think Jordan had anything to do with any of the drama. Just Jordan was friends with Alex first so therefore Jordan won’t hang out with Adriana. She never hung out with her without Alex anyways.

 

[QueenDecember]

This. Right here. Is the dumbest “for the gram” picture I have ever scene. Truly!!

If I stumbled upon her doing this there is no way I would be able to stop myself from bursting out in laughter. Absolutely ridiculous!! Right down to the teddy bear.

 

[Pawpaw365]

Do they?? I normally skip past him whenever he pops up because I think he’s even more boring than her somehow.

It’s really strange. I get her Disney princess vibe but this immaturity stuff spills over into every area of her life. Hopefully it’s something she could discuss with her therapist. Something must scare her about growing up....

There's a sense of emotional immaturity about her. Is she an only child? I get that vibe from her. She lives in a fantasy dreamworld, almost as if to block out real life. It's definitely very odd.

 

[QueenDecember]

She really should stop sharing her “to do” lists. Clean your bedroom, read 5 chapters? Are you 12?

What adult writes these things on a to do list?

 

[Smellyinghams]

Dang. Words really matter in the world we live in today.

Not a 6 but it’s actually really cute implies that she’s kind of shocked any size over a size 6 can be cute. I’m sure she’d say that’s not what she meant but it sure comes across that way

Then she shows what is probably a size 6 in another dress. Well Jordan, if you read here, have to say it’s not a perfect fit and you actually shoulda gone up a size. You’re going to be mooning the entire world in that but as long as you can squeeze into a size 6..guess that’s okay right?

I’m sorry. I used to really like her but she has gotten so gosh darn full of it.

I think the rainbow is the one that the original tattler was saying was ridiculous. Also I thought she said that rainbow one was a size 2 in her story but maybe I misheard. But it’s ridiculous

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I’m confused... I would love to know when she’s taken all those photos in London seeing as she’s tier 3. She shouldn’t have been going to london in lockdown either

I'm surprised it hasn't been pointed out.. then she can do a furious outraged story!

 

[broganlol]

Thank

I feel you but also encourage you instead to be proud of just how much STRONGER and likely healthier your body is because of your exercise and attention to what you eat.

I bet you’d woop Jordan’s week ass in arm wrestling

Thank you, this means a lot xxxx

 

[Pawpaw365]

As if one of her to do list items is ‘write Instagram caption’. Why the hell does this stuff neee going on a to do list.

 

[photographicbanane]

I think the issue with Jordan is that she's passed the level of "I am a self confident, happy and content person" (which would be a healthy mentality) and gone on to "I am the most talented person and everyone is jealous of how humble I am".

 

[Sabbie]

Who is she lol

Full time beggar on twitter who pervs after Jordan. Sorry. The witch pic made me think of her.

 

[xits_jjx]

Yeah I can’t blame people for meeting up with friends and dashing social distancing when we’re allowed to go and sit in a pub and watch the football. It’s gone back to “normal” so it’s almost as if people have forgotten about covid

I think she needs to get a grip tbh, her Instagram addiction is borderline embarrassing

 

[bumblebee888]

Makes me laugh when influencers constantly bleat about how their job doesn't get taken seriously. I worked at McDonald's, which constantly gets crapped on, you didn't see me posting angry stories and tweets about how much of a Real Job it is every other day...

 

[xits_jjx]

well she hasn’t announced it yet and doubtful she will at this point, but their facebooks and his lack of being mentioned confirm it. So no surprise people haven’t realised it yet

 

[xits_jjx]

Is it me or is this idiot laying all over the lavender...

 

[xits_jjx]

I actually like the outfit her mum bought her. Maybe she should let her mum buy her clothes all the time.

as far as consulting goes, I follow many bloggers who provide free resources such as newsletters and Facebook groups. Kelsey.... ugh what’s her name? Kelsey someone does them, and she’s actually successful

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She is really really annoying me at the moment. Think it’s time I unfollowed!

I unfollowed a few weeks ago, best thing ever, and she will start liking your pics like mad for a few days to try get you back hahahahaha

 

[Bella1989]

I cant help but see Katya from strictly.

She clearly has MH issues as well as issues with what she eats for sure. She needs to get off social media.

 

[sierraecho]

Goodness that video showing her hair was awkward. The weird tongue moment was a lot.