Hellomissjordan

[xits_jjx]

There are many many bloggers, YouTubers, content creators or whatever you want to call them without threads on Tattle. Many with followings on a smaller scale and likewise many with followings on a much bigger scale.

There’s a common thread between all those creators without threads that I see: they have maintained their authenticity.

Those who don’t, those who buy into the begging for freebies game, buy followers/likes, lie to their audience and engage in other shady behavior have threads the pop up. The people who post in the threads are most often followers who used to really enjoy/support the creator - until they crossed a line, sacrificing their authenticity in favor of some commercial gain.

But rather than accept that hmm....maybe I’ve changed and am doing some shady/problematic things.. they sign petitions and cry out that discussion on a third-party site is bullying them.

*yawn*

well every thread starts that way — full of “I used to like them.” If this isn’t a wake up call then it never will be, she and the others with threads on this site are too up their own asses to evaluate themselves

Tbh people in her real life are gossiping about her too. She just doesn’t know about it

ooh may I pry

 

[QueenDecember]

What is up with her eyebrow?

So I randomly ended up on selkies insta page...where HMJ got her size 2 dress...its size 2 American sizing but she neglected to say that. Shes obsessed. Does she not realise that she could be triggering with that sort of crap

She clearly is obsessed with body size.

I WISH she’d be more obsessed with sorting out her makeup skills. I don‘t think I‘ve ever seen anyone with chronically creased makeup quite like Jordan

 

[Smellyinghams]

Jordan’s to do list:

1) wake up
2) morning pee
3) eat breakfast
4) watch a bit of morning tv
5) get up
6) brush hair
7) curl hair
8) put on make up

etc etc ...

Just don’t get the point in a to do list if you’re not a busy person and can actually remember what you need to get done

in other news she didn’t shout out bei bei wei this week

I mean for me I don’t mind the clean the kitchen stuff or whatever. But when it’s something like “do nails”... for a lot of people isn’t that something you just sit down and do if you have a spare moment or apart of your routine? I think she’s definitely one of these people who has nothing to do but wants to feel like she’s done stuff which is why she has these to do lists.

Side note.. I noticed lately that she and Alex keep saying “thank you for having us” on their stories at the uk sites they’ve been visiting. It kind of feels like they’re acting like they’ve been invited (which would have to be disclosed on stories). It’s not an odd thing to say in general if you’re talking to someone in person but on Instagram it’s like they’re trying to make themselves look more important. Idk is it just me

 

[Tea4u]

This reminded me. When I met her at the PR event she was in a dress from the company then I went to compliment her, then she proceeded to say oh this was the only dress I could choose as it had a belt (alluding to her being skinny).

 

[Doherty557]

Anyone who lives alone can bubble, we are social creatures no matter who young or old. It would be better for Jordan to bubble with someone local but from what I can tell, she doesn’t really have anyone down there. It’s more than obvious her and Tom are no more and yesterday on stories she mentioned she had always been the dumper interestingly...

 

[Smellyinghams]

Someone should just ask her how the wedding planning is going?

She will probably ignore it and if someone on the forum says they asked her she might know who it is.

 

[xits_jjx]

yikes

 

[xits_jjx]

I really feel like if Instagram was ever to shut down like Vine did or Snapchat has become irrelevant now, she’d go into a deep depression and have a breakdown. Just being blockEd for a week last year sent her on an emotional meltdown...

I follow quite a few people on Instagram, none are as emotionally invested and obsessed with it as Jordan. And as a digital marketing director, I say she’s a fool to put all her eggs in a basket that could literally go *poof* away from her in an instant as she doesn’t own a single shred of her content on Instagram.

It’s pretty dumb, tbh.

same thoughts here. she needs to branch her brand onto other platforms, and also, she needs to get a hobby

 

[Doherty557]

Jordan has the most beautiful natural hair. I don’t understand why she insists on those ugly wigs and I also prefer her content without her sap of a fiancé

 

[xits_jjx]

It’s awful. From the puffy sleeves to the lack of waist line, the length of it and even the pattern. Just awful.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Embarrassing lmaooo. This is what I mean when I always say she has no influence =/= no sales.
She posts too many stories though and I cba to sit through them tbh

Why would you pay for content that you’re getting for free anyways and there are plenty of more creative people than her not charging for content.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

not to defend Jordan, because I completely disagree with travelling to a tier 2 area when you’re in tier 3... but yes, as someone who lives in London, lots of them DID go up in November.

They absolutely did! Plenty of them came from bloody far too!

 

[Smellyinghams]

I don’t like talking about bodies but since SHE brought it up, she’s not that skinny. She has a full face/nose and natural curves. I don’t look at her and think WOW SHE’S THIN! She has a nice, shapely physique. I’ve also seen her in many things that are actually too small for her and she should’ve gone a size up.

Sure her waist is small at the center, but thats because she has an hourglass figure. People like the kardashians have to get custom altered clothes too to fit their larger bottoms and smaller waists. I’m not a fan of them at all but I believe that’s why Khloe Kardashian came out with jeans...specifically for hourglass figures when most are straight up and down.

That’s all I’ll say. i don’t want to give her a complex about her body because it’s totally fine. But she makes it sound like she’s bone thin when she’s not. People like Leonie Haane are...

I was going to say that she’s acting like she has a boyish body or a skinny Asian body. She’s actually pretty curvy.

I was going to say that she’s acting like she has a boyish body or a skinny Asian body. She’s actually pretty curvy.

By the way there is nothing wrong with those types of bodies. I’m just saying that I agree that she’s not skin and bones.

 

[disneys]

She hasn’t seen Alex in ages … any reason why do we think ?

 

[Pawpaw365]

Other than Alex does she actually have any friends? I almost feel sorry for her, she needs help. Where are her family?

Also, it used to always bother me that when she got asked about changing her surname when she got married and she said she was going to take her mum's maiden name...like why? Why not Tom's name? My fiance would be so offended if I said that. Like fair enough if she wants to keep her own name but to change it to a completely different name at the time of getting married is just so odd.

Also if I was her father I would feel like that's a massive slap in the face.

 

[JoannaValor]

Has anyone ever “worked” with them or met them? Interesting to know how they come across offline. Reckon it’s the same shit. Nice to your face but behind your back, chaos.

 

[Doherty557]

Yea I remember that too. It’s been a while but she’s mentioned being cheated on by her relationship previous to Tom.

I wish she’d just put her phone down. Her stories are painful to watch. She’s either at the highest of highs putting on a front in OTT photo shoots or deep lows where she’s clearly been in tears alone with her own thoughts. I guess she feels she has to keep going but it would be perfectly reasonable to take a couple weeks off.

Once again I wonder why no one close to her steps up to do anything. She must lead a pretty lonely life and not have many true friends.

I remember her discussing her family before, it seems she has a strained relationship with them, particularly her mum. I was surprised she went to the lavender fields with her dad. I feel very sorry for her, I think she’s lost,

 

[xits_jjx]

Yeah I get doing it if you’re following someone new and want the algorithm to show you their stuff, but she doesn’t even follow me. It’s kind of annoying actually, don’t spam me if you’re not actually interested in me

 

[QueenDecember]

I really REALLY hope she and that Alex chick didn’t take Instagram photos in that graveyard. That would be totally disrespectful

 

[Pawpaw365]

I didn’t know her and her boyfriend had broken up?! Wasn’t he massively into Disney stuff he too?

You obviously don’t read this thread