Hellomissjordan

[em69]

Pretty sure they haven’t. But the idea of fiancés breaking up more than once is hilarious to me

No he made an appearance after I said this!... but she has been dropping some odd things on her stories again as if she's on her own again...

 

[Nicolac]

Yeah because Christmas decs go up in November.

not to defend Jordan, because I completely disagree with travelling to a tier 2 area when you’re in tier 3... but yes, as someone who lives in London, lots of them DID go up in November.

 

[Fiftyshadesodchic]

I started following her when she went on a bloggers trip to America a few years back. She seems really sweet it was interesting to see her with other bloggers that obviously aren’t like her. Not the same niche etc. I know one was Emily_hunt (she seems very ‘cool girl’) and the other was @littlemisswinney who hasn’t really grown followers wise (don’t know why ) but is quite funny. It was interesting seeing her with people not obsessed with Disney or that do all the same Instagram pictures (flower walls and stuff ) - the dynamic was good to watch.
anyone else follow them?

 

[QueenDecember]

Are these cries for help she’s posting?

 

[sierraecho]

At least you could tell what she meant to say. It actually took me a second to spot it. And there are two other errors I see in that post. But I don’t really go looking. But you should look at Alex’s captions. She’s awful at writing lol

Yeah Alex's are so stressful to read. It's like she doesn't even try. Like fair enough, maybe she has dyslexia but it doesn't seem bad enough for that and couldn't she get someone to check it? I also hate how random the pauses are.

It's like
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I went to London today and saw someone I don't like don't you hate it when people talk about you
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why do you even care about me

But like with longer paragraphs haha

 

[QueenDecember]

What is her obsession with wanting to look like different celebrities all the time? She's discussed it so many times now on her stories

She definitely has and it is weird. I can’t even think of the last time myself or anyone I know discussed looking like a celebrity

 

[xits_jjx]

I thought they looked really bad as well, like she got a sharpie and did them, but I didn’t wanna be the one to say it

 

[QueenDecember]

I'm glad someone mentioned her make-up, her eyebrows always look awful and I've seen her say before that she cakes her foundation on which doesn't sound or look appealing at all It winds me up that she gets all these gifted make-up products when she hasn't got the skills to apply them.

The creasing of her concealer under her eyes kills me every time. Its always HORRIBLE.

Surely she asks for makeup gifts because I can’t imagine anyone would just throw them at her.

 

[broganlol]

I’m happy for her being cast as Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady — but I also fear she’ll bring her pouty, doe-eyed mousy attitude to the role….

That is not at all what such a beloved character is all about.

I am confused, didn't she only get cast last week? How bad is this production going to be?? She will film it so let's see...

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

yeah I don’t see the point in shouting out an account that has 118k followers? Aren’t shout outs supposed to help small accounts grow?

Normally that's what people would do, but there's a theory there to always share bigger accounts and they hopefully will share the shout out in the story and you get followers because of this. She ain't shouting out because she likes anyone, she's trying to get more followers

 

[Bella1989]

Any Tom updates?

 

[capriallie]

She is really really annoying me at the moment. Think it’s time I unfollowed!

 

[Smellyinghams]

Her skin seems fine without it, just a bit lifeless and dull. She doesn’t need to be so heavy handed, it’ll age her and it does look shit

I actually already think she looks older than she is. I mean I’m like a year younger than her but I think she looks a Lot older than me

 

[Smellyinghams]

She is really really annoying me at the moment. Think it’s time I unfollowed!

What in particular is annoying?

She does.it is so sad really but a few of us were sick of her shit and unfollowed at the same time. She consistently liked all of our posts at around the same time each day for a few days (fulough boredom...we all were onto it haha)

How can she tell that certain people have unfollowed her? She must use a follower app.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I'm convinced she sends these assumptions in about herself... 'you're spicy in the bedroom' she definitely sent that in so she could reply to it and make herself seem more interesting because she's nice but... boring as hell

Yeah definitely. Her replies to questions like that are always just like “YES” and never give away anything more. So it makes me wonder if there’s anything to give away at all. I just imagine that she spends all her time and energy on Instagram etc. that she can’t have any more to be frisky in the bedroom . But look there’s nothing wrong with being a bit vanilla.

Btw on her TikTok you can see somewhere on her profile questions that people submit to her and I found some of them kinda funny.

 

[broganlol]

I think the reason she can't choose a date or dress is she can't find a dress it will clearly be princesses like everything she owns so nothing will feel special to her

 

[Xohelloworld]

Other than Alex does she actually have any friends? I almost feel sorry for her, she needs help. Where are her family?

Also, it used to always bother me that when she got asked about changing her surname when she got married and she said she was going to take her mum's maiden name...like why? Why not Tom's name? My fiance would be so offended if I said that. Like fair enough if she wants to keep her own name but to change it to a completely different name at the time of getting married is just so odd.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

It amazes me how obsessed she is with Instagram and I’m convinced it’s a vanity thing now. The world is in a pandemic and she’s traveling about, not in a mask, taking endless photos in dresses that probably have the tags on them still so she can later sell them as “new”.

Imagine coming across these two fools touring the grounds of that castle

She's actually shameful, I feel embarrassed for her. She's obsessed. She bugged me before but I admired her hard work and creativity but the way she has been behaving this year is so bad and so greedy. I'm still shocked she's selling those clothes she'spocketing almost 600 if they sell. Literally money for nothing and now no social distancing, straight to the ivy with the new display and hanging herself all over it, pawing it and all sorts.

 

[Igglepiggle90]

No one picked up the “not so subtle” hints that her and Tom are back together and the engagement is back on yet..? Seen the engagement ring more times today than since she got engaged

 

[tired&uninspired]

Oh my god.... if I was her friend and she said that I’d feel so embarrassed and I’d never lend her clothes ever again!

it’s really pretty savage isn’t it! I think she probably meant it to be like ‘I’m impossibly skinny’ rather than implying Alex is bigger but it just comes across horrifically. I would be fuming and absolutely NOT lending her anything again. She could just buy kids clothes at this point and spare the tiny violins telling us literally EVERY item she wears was too big / had to be taken in on shoots. Do we care? Did we ask? No.