Hellomissjordan

[gingerteacup]

Does that mean her parents are financially supporting her? I'm confused

Were her parents always supporting her? Does she own her house?

 

[xits_jjx]

I’d put her at close to 30 if I’m being honest, I don’t know how old she really is though

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Of course they did. That’s the only reason they go to places together

Anything for likes and followers. Scummy bitches

 

[QueenDecember]

It's just attention seeking to ensure we all visit her profile loads to improve the algorithm

It definitely is some variation of attention seeking. It’s sad though.

What adult posts this? How crippling is this one work task that is so overwhelming? She can’t stop watching Disney movies and playing animal crossing to be an adult for one day without moaning about it?

If I posted this, I’d be getting a call immediately from family. Something is not right with her.

 

[Doherty557]

what did she say, the racist? I am so nosy!

she used a racial slur when referencing a Chinese takeaway, you get the just. She was called out on it for years and refused to take it down then when BLM movement came about, her racial reference was brought up again and she left the internet

 

[xits_jjx]

What the ever living fuck was today’s post and the story to go along with it. LMAOOOO.

 

[broganlol]

Did she say anything back?? I’m so curious!

She didn't even look. But I put as a comment on one of her posts. She just deleted it... Lame

 

[JoannaValor]

I have heard that Jordan is a genuinely nice person and I do believe it, I just think her obsession with Instagram and followers has made her an absolute w*****. Tealeaf, however, I have heard is not the nicest and is a total cow

What did you hear? You used to be pro tealeaf here. Jordan seems sweet but you can never trust anyone these days.

 

[xits_jjx]

Yeah bewildering to me that she took that on but more so that she didn’t use it as a chance to talk about the situation Britney is in as well, what a perfect segue, wouldn’t have been random or out of the blue.

nobody wears those perfumes though I strongly doubt Jordan does as well

 

[Smellyinghams]

Gawd they are all at it. That witch one reminds me of Lix Hewitt who is always perving over Jordan on Twitter whenever she can get a chance. She’s a creepster.
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Who is she lol

 

[xits_jjx]

She doesn’t come across as being a bad person at all. She’s just lazy and very entitled imo, and her to do lists are a good example of exactly that. She wants to try waking up at 5:30am every day to get to work on time and work until 6pm in the evening, then she’ll have a reason to be so tired she needs a 45 minute nap .

Like I said, don’t think she’s a bad person, just think shes lazy and a bit, actually no, a lot, immature

 

[gingerteacup]

Is her whole life curated for Instagram? Does she have an actual job?

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

I get the impression that she still wants to very much be a child. The pouty faces, tantrums and playing dress up.

I remember in a Q&A someone asked if she was 'a little' and she answered it and didnt know what it meant she thought it referred to height.

She definitely comes across that way!

 

[sierraecho]

Did anyone screenshot it? It’s not there now.

It's still there, it's the gif that says SSDGM

 

[QueenDecember]

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She's claiming that 75% of her income is from instagram which I found surprising as she rarely states paid partnerships. I know she works part time for a glitter company so may be her wages are low? I find myself simultaneously hating her for being so self obsessed and also really feeling for her because she sort of is a bit sad.

 

[Smellyinghams]

She’s on live and out of all her followers she only has 27 people in it.. awkward

Was anything juicy asked?

Also I noticed she had a story I think yesterday that said “I should plan a staycation with Oscar”. What about Tom? I could be imagining this also but I think she also said on stories recently that she wanted to go to Scotland or something but she had nobody to go with. What about her fiancé . Kind of wish I asked her where the fuck is Tom lol

 

[Pawpaw365]

DId anyone see how damn much she was touching her face mask on the train???

 

[Pawpaw365]

Is it just me or does this look gross on her?

It’s actually an improvement on all the fairy princess outfits!

 

[Pawpaw365]

yes!! Even before the country went into lockdown she was always at home doing nothing, she only ever left the house to take photos. I honestly feel like her personality is pretty dull and she doesn’t have followers for it, she has followers for her pretty aesthetic. It’s probably why her vlogs were a flop and why nobody tuned in, she just doesn’t have the personality for it. Or the determination either? Seems like if she doesn’t grow on something rapidly thanks to her IG following she just gives up on it straight away.

she’s definitely got an addiction to Instagram and I’m surprised nobody has called her out on it in her real life friendships and relationships. She seems to have a very unhealthy relationship with the app.

Going back to the “I didn’t ask for these followers” comment, I think this is something bloggers say nowadays that is a major eyeroll. When the likes of Zoella said it in the past it was believable because social media influencers didn’t really exist back then, but nowadays it’s just like, of course you wanted this? Esp since we’ve established she has begged for followers...

I think the reason no one ‘IRL’ calls her out on it is because the only friends she appears to have are also bloggers and Instagrammers. They’re all in the same bubble!