Hellomissjordan

[xits_jjx]

Sorry for double posting, but is it me or is she shouting out the same people every week?

 

[broganlol]

I don’t think this is a big deal and it’s unnecessary to post it in here. It happens a lot when you live in a country where it rains often.

I just get it in as soon as it rains put it in again to get the dirt that has sprung up. 3 days is vom. And I live in London so yeah it rains here

 

[QueenDecember]

No one with any credibility actually wears Britney Spears perfumes (FREE Britney btw!!!) but this is definitely not going to sell them either. I can’t BELIEVE she got paid for such a crappy “ad”

 

[Ahebg]

I’ve never realised how bad her teeth are

 

[QueenDecember]

Absolutely exactly. Also it's unfair to blame any average person even if they're purposely trying to burn holes in the ozone because it's all the big corporations (OR MASS-PRODUCING CLOTHING COMPANIES LIKE ZARA, JORDAN) that do the most damage. UGH it's just so frustrating.

Exactly! I’m plant based and limit plastic as much as possible but me doing that isn’t going to save the planet. We need corporations and governments to step up and make MAJOR changes.

Jordan and Alex have this whole holier than though vibe. What makes them think they can look down their noses at everyone else? What makes them so perfect? From my view - nothing.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

what group chat are you on with her?

I don’t know what she thinks she’s doing leaving the labels on. It just makes people think she’s shady rather than the item is pretty much brand new. I don’t know about any of you but I pull a label off as soon as I bring and item home (unless I’m unsure about it). It’s really uncomfortable.

What I wouldn’t mind is that if she sold items she was gifted but donated the money to charity or something.

Sorry not a group chat a Facebook group and was a thread on there.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Probably awkward because when normal people get engaged their first reaction is to make a video .

He's a solicitor or something along those lines isn't he? Or least he states what he studied law and what grade he got on his bio (who even does that when they get their degree at 22, let alone a man in his mid 30s ). He probably doesn't his face emblazoned all over the place from a professional perspective

Then again...the man states in his insta bio what his grade is.... Like wtf.. I find that so weird

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Love how Jordan does a whole discussion on hate following and asking her audience if they do and why promising no judgement. One person says they do to post on Tattle and she continues to drag said person in multiple stories.

Jordan, if you’re reading here. Many “influencers” don’t have threads here. Those that do exhibit problematic behaviors that floor members of their audience, but rather than get blocked they come to gossip threads like this. The influencer only sees their remarks if they actively SEEK THEM OUT and read the forums. Clearly many influencers do read these threads same as they likely participate in them on occasion. Is it great? No. But people talk. That’s a fact and will always be a fact.

You’ll ask for and accept all the freebies that come with being an influencer but won’t accept that people might have negative opinions of you or your peers? That’s rich

very very well said!

 

[Smellyinghams]

Honestly what does she expect??? That people are gonna wanna know all about her tutu collection and Disney ornaments

I rarely watch her stories anymore but she seems to do Q&As A LOT. If she doesn’t want to discuss her personal life - then stop inviting people to ask personal questions. It’s really not rocket science.

Gosh she is starting to always find a reason to moan. Must be Alex’s influence.

I vaguely remember her asking for juicy questions the other day. I wonder what kind of questions were asked that she thought they were over the line?

I think that Jordan is at a point where she needs to seriously think about defining her line. I mean I think she has started already, by saying that she wants to keep her relationship private.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Her and Tom have definitely broken up, he's gone from her Facebook profile
Knew it wouldn't be long before he got sick of her spoilt childish behaviour!

He also changed his IG to private. I remember I wanted to have a creep the other day

 

[QueenDecember]

Wow @Hello6455! That’s nuts. I think these two have proven they think they’re royalty because they have a moderately minor amount of Instagram followers. OOOOH we are all so jealous we’re not doing the odd ad here or there for toothpaste or whatever low brow product they shill.

L
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Yea right, ladies I’ll take my career/salary/benefits over theirs any day.

Jordan obviously has mental issues but what confuses me is her lack of support system. Why is she always alone?? Where is her family or her supposed fiancé? Alex really does seem like the only person in her life - which is downright SAD!

Do we need to put out a PSA asking to get Jordan some help from a better source than the toxic bitch named Alex??

 

[xits_jjx]

can’t believe this!!! Agree with all of the above, such shady, greedy and disgusting behaviour.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I’m starting to wonder when or if she’ll mention Tom. It’s beyond clear he is out of the picture and now she’s alone with no one to talk to but her Instagram followers....

I mean November 7th is their engagement anniversary. It’ll be the first strange and deliberate avoidance of the issue if she doesn’t say anything. I honestly don’t think she will and it’ll be weird.

 

[QueenDecember]

She really only started to workout out a few days didn't she?
She is very lucky that she doesn't need to workout for her figure!
Also did I imagine that she said she quit her part time job and then went back to it?

I haven’t had the tolerance to watch her stories this summer but she has had short lived bouts with exercise here and there over the years. Very inconsistent.

That’s interesting about her part time job. Would they bring back someone who quit though? Surely she’s easily replaceable…

Then again, I can’t imagine a long line of applicants wanting a part time gig at Lecente Nails

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

Woah. What did she respond?

I dont know what you mean by that? Do you mean Im short, yes Im 5ft whatever she is

Edit ^^^ thats what she said.

 

[QueenDecember]

A lot of her reels are reused Tik toks

If she said something like “throwback to last year’s epic Halloween shoot at (wherever it was)” it would be fine.

it’s the weird messaging/presenting something as “new” content when it’s 100% a rerun that needs to stop.

 

[xits_jjx]

Jesus. £200 could go towards a decent outfit that she can wear out all the time. What a money waster

 

[Pawpaw365]

Yeah I don't get why she posted that? The quote is a jokey thing from a true crime podcast, but not really appropriate to post in the midst of other posts about an actual murder.

Did anyone screenshot it? It’s not there now.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I think she deleted the poll where she asked if people would be interested in her patreon because over 90% said no

That would have put her in a spin, she was probably assuming everyone would jump at it! What a dick

 

[QueenDecember]

To be honest it’s nice people are tagging her at all. But go off Jordan, give everyone a lecture