Hellomissjordan

[Smellyinghams]

So her content has become rats and flashbacks.

Yeah she’s been eerily quiet on stories lately.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I wish someone would reply to the posts and ask whether the items have been washed!!

That would mean removing the tags to less £££. I had a look I don't think she has reduced the prices

 

[xits_jjx]

Does she run their Instagram? Because any nail tech could post what they do.

 

[gingerteacup]

its a sexual thing. A kink / relationship style some people have. Someone once asked her 'are you a little' and I think its cause of the vibe she gives off...

Urban Dictionary: Sexual Little

Non-sexual little: A little who is not sexually active. Like a boyfriend/ girlfriend

www.urbandictionary.com

Woah. What did she respond?

 

[Smellyinghams]

Hope this is true for her. Despite the small annoying things she does... I hope she is okay though cause if the uk locks down fully again I’d worry about her.

 

[QueenDecember]

How sad really. That she’s so obsessed with Instagram that she literally can’t do ANYTHING without documenting it for Instagram.

Jordan, the whole point of a digital detox day is to disconnect. Live in the moment. Not be reaching for your phone to capture whatever’s going on. Get head space. Etc.

How pathetic she literally can’t even do a digital detox for ONE FRICKIN DAY

 

[QueenDecember]

I feel sorry for Jordan constantly getting berated by Alex about kids. It honestly boils my blood she’s selling it as a joke when it’s incredibly frustrating. Especially considering how open Jordan’s been about people constantly telling her she’ll change her mind etc. If one of my “friends” did that to me they definitely wouldn’t be my friend for long.

Yea I’m on Jordan’s side here too. I also don’t want kids and respect Jordan’s position on that.

Women shouldn’t, even if joking, try to pressure other women into have children they’ve been clear they don’t want to have. It’s nothing against motherhood — it’s just a personal decision each of us can make for ourselves.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Oh shut the fuck up Jordan. Your job is non essential.

Isn't she just such an arsehole!! She's the reason why influencers get such a bad name. I wonder if it's why Tom moved out and she doesn't see her family- because they have seen her selfish behaviour as s massive covid risk and realised that she values her Instagram page more than their health so have distanced themselves?

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She spoke about her size when I met her too so complete lies lol

Omg she actually had a conversation with someone she just met about her size...jesus..that's not right!

 

[xits_jjx]

Her cleaning schedule genuinely confused me lol. Do people actually not just spend a day a week doing a big clean and do little tidy ups throughout the rest of the week and instead just sporadically do a big clean throughout the week?

Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of having a clean? No hate just curious

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Shes using a girl in red song in her reels. I find that quite interesting. Its quite well known that asking someone if they listen to girl in red is code for asking about there sexuality. Could explain her break up.

To be fair if Jordan was questioning her sexuality she would say it straight. Think of the engagement!!!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I think she's got an amazing figure, she's not boney or anything, curvy petite I'd say. It'sjust her looking for Attention again

 

[QueenDecember]

Her hair looks the exact same.

Gosh she’s becoming a greedy little monster isn’t she?

 

[Pawpaw365]

It really irks me when instagrammers can’t see to post a mirror photo without being on tip toes. Jordan is the absolute worst for that.

 

[Pawpaw365]

She hung her washing out 3 days ago, it's rained ever since? Who leaves their washing on the line for 3 days when it's raining??? Take it off, so gross.

Lol it happens. If my washing gets rained on I’m in no hurry to bring it in because I know it’ll need washing again.

 

[QueenDecember]

Don’t get me wrong, I love pretty dresses and visiting nice locations but it seems like that’s all she lives for. Does she have any depth? Moaning about bringing a bike to bath to shoot content, I find slightly unrelatable. Is she for real? Or just seriously privileged?

I think her life is sad. She visits pretty places but hauls all these props there like a bag lady

Must be super annoying to be around her honestly. Live in the moment for once and not make everything about Instagram

 

[disneys]

He has also commented on tonight’s post. Almost starting to think they’re still together you know .

I came here to say I saw the same thing !

I think they went through a Rocky time , perhaps split up for a bit as she defo hasn’t been wearing the ring but perhaps they’re trying to patch things up ?

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

Shes using a girl in red song in her reels. I find that quite interesting. Its quite well known that asking someone if they listen to girl in red is code for asking about there sexuality. Could explain her break up.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I just came on here to say this, sharing that boycott Tattle petition again

It’ll be interesting to see if anyone finds this thread from her sharing lol

 

[sierraecho]

I just realised she hasn't posted in 6 days and I'm actually worried about her given how much she's usually on instagram. Hopefully she's ok.