Hellomissjordan

[sierraecho]

So... c’mon. WHO is seriously going to buy one of her prints?? She is not Annie Leibovitz.

Even if for some unbeknownst reason you did want one, you could screen grab and print for for £1 or 2 on your own. I have the iPhone 12 Pro Max and the quality is plenty good enough for a standard print. Screenshots are even better on my MacBook Pro. I’ve been working with lawyers to copyright protect images at work and it’s interesting. Anything taken from Instagram would be hard to make an actionable case against unless an image is used commercially so if a 12 year old wants a print they can just go get one made.

Also amazed she didn’t have the foresight to watermark the images in her “store” to incentivize someone to purchase a clean print. Adobe Photoshop and Lightroom both have a watermark feature that’s so simple it will add yours by default.... Oh well. Perhaps her brain is mush after all.

(But if do you start watermarking Jordan, I’ll take that as confirmation you read this thread. And you’re welcome for the free common sense advice )

Anywho — Here’s a few in case any of you lovely ladies want as a memento!

Hahaha she must've read it because the watermarks are there! Yeah, the photo of the house in London is like something I took on the way past with my phone. also not sure why anyone would want a picture of her on their wall? I also hate hate HATE those set ups that she does cause they just look so haphazard and flung together. Especially the bloody sheets in the background of all of them. Like at least get a decent-sized piece of fabric instead of some small ikea curtains that barely do anything. Reminds me of that painfully bad mattress shot she took at halloween where the mattress was just completely pointless and added nothing to the photo.

 

[Smellyinghams]

They absolutely could have. She is taking so many risks in doing what she is doing. But hey, 100k.i would have so much respect for her if she just did that, made content at home. It goes to show how limited her creativity is when she relys so much on backdrops

Generally I like her photos but this year her Christmas photos aren’t great. They’re very meh just another girl in a ball gown and I normally think her photos are pretty cool.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I wouldn't want her to get in trouble but I hope someone pulls her on this to see how she tries to explain herself

 

[Pawpaw365]

Probably random but I'm glad she's posting with normal clothes these days and not the flouncy, impractical huge princess dresses

Lol it’s a one off. Don’t expect it to last.

 

[snapdrag0n]

Any Tom updates?

No idea! The ring is on in stories, off on the grid, off in stories, on the grid.
I suppose we’ll know if she goes to NI with him…? I just saw that trip is coming up.

 

[Pawpaw365]

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Anyone else spot the spelling error I always cringe when ‘content creators’ can’t spell check

‘Apolstry’ - is she for real!!

 

[xits_jjx]

Defo filter on that first picture. It’s taken 98% of texture from her skin.

Also what’s wrong with her not knowing how to pose lately? First the floating head picture posted here a few pages back and now this? She looks so stiff and unnatural in her pictures lately!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I meant the part about if we all follow each other, sorry I didn't make it very clear lol

no worries! So funny ! I bet we do though lol

 

[Doherty557]

I think she stuck with him to 1) have a date at the wedding and 2) to have someone take her Ireland photos. Got home and ditched him. He sounded like a total wet lettuce that would lay on railway tracks to get her back

 

[Smellyinghams]

most of the time they buy it, where it for a photo and either send it back of flog it as new like what Jordan does

I think they’re gifted a lot of stuff too. Like I think selkie has gifted them each a few dresses and those dresses are hefty. I think they’re a bit niche though. Who wants to be wearing a dress that short (the dresses in their Who pic btw).

 

[g.m.j]

Maybe they’re going to remain close friends?

I think Jordan’s got major issues but if she’s friendly with Tom I think that’s nice.

My ex of 5 years is one of my best friends and I’m so glad we managed to stay in each other’s lives. Others think it’s odd but I always feel the love doesn’t have to disappear. You can love each other as friends

Completely side note, my ex is also one of my best friends! We broke up for life related reasons - nothing to do with the relationship really. There’s a lot of live and friendship there, and it wasn’t worth losing.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Oh gosh! I’m glad she got tested and hope you’re all okay.

Thank you so much x. So relieved she tested, I dread to think of how bad it could have been. It can happen to anyone though, so scary xx

 

[QueenDecember]

I missed the stories but here’s the apology before it’s gone.

Passed comments onto her team?

What is it with these influencers acting like they have a full staff

 

[xits_jjx]

I don't follow her but I will go and have a look! Thank you. I've seen a lot of influencers be very secretive about how they edit their photos (I guess to then sell their ebook?) so it's refreshing when I see people who actually share their tips

I follow a small influencer who makes all these daft photoshop edits (since lockdown) and she normally always makes stories afterwards explaining exactly how she did it, and to me that’s a really nice thing to do

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Sorry. Didn’t finish my sentence. I don’t agree with her going to London really but I think the fact that she most definitely barely leaves her house with the exception of London probably makes her a very small risk. The problem is if she influences others to do so by posting about it. I know she and Alex have suddenly a load of Christmas photos that they didn’t post about taking (they usually do behind the scenes).

Exactly this! Now I got a couple of pics of the couple of places that were there before lockdown but their places are definitely from during lockdown. Over 50k dead in the UK owing to this virus and she's oblivious

 

[Pawpaw365]

Shes been saying some strange things on her stories.... like that she was coupled up with her cat last night, what about tom?... And I am sure she said something strange the other day.... I think the ring may of disappeared again too.

Also said something the other day about how lonely she is at the moment, which I thought was kinda weird.

 

[Pawpaw365]

Ohh? I normally do a big clean on a Saturday morning and then tidy up throughout the week when I make a mess, thought everyone did it this way since my family also do it like this, when I saw her schedule I was wondering why she was spreading out something she could do in a few hours in the morning aha

I do it in bits too... so one day I’ll do a major bathroom clean, next day itll be major kitchen clean, but then just clean up the small jobs as I go.

 

[QueenDecember]

I don’t like talking about bodies but since SHE brought it up, she’s not that skinny. She has a full face/nose and natural curves. I don’t look at her and think WOW SHE’S THIN! She has a nice, shapely physique. I’ve also seen her in many things that are actually too small for her and she should’ve gone a size up.

Sure her waist is small at the center, but thats because she has an hourglass figure. People like the kardashians have to get custom altered clothes too to fit their larger bottoms and smaller waists. I’m not a fan of them at all but I believe that’s why Khloe Kardashian came out with jeans...specifically for hourglass figures when most are straight up and down.

That’s all I’ll say. i don’t want to give her a complex about her body because it’s totally fine. But she makes it sound like she’s bone thin when she’s not. People like Leonie Haane are...

 

[sierraecho]

Can’t wait to see Jordan losing her shit at Rachel Martino finally mentioning her after her 3000 desperate photo comments/mentions/follow fridays

 

[Doherty557]

Has anyone else noticed Jordan’s name change? Her bio says Jordan Rose but her name is Jordan Emily Brown....