Hellomissjordan

[misslunax]

They really do look like she grabbed a sharpie!!

This is why influencers lose all credibility. They’re not objective! She got a horrible brow job but because it was free she’s too blinded to see how ridiculous they look. *sigh*

Wonder if she’s asked for a free haircut as well. She certainly is getting quite greedy with free services.

Her hair "transformation" is gifted

 

[QueenDecember]

So her content has become rats and flashbacks.

 

[em69]

she’s been single for 5 mins and she’s already been on loads of dates!

 

[xits_jjx]

right?! My dad would feel really uncomfortable and probably ask me not to post that kind of thing. I wouldn’t anyway, I’d feel horrified if my dad ever saw me like that

Since someone else posted the contrast on her stories vs her feed I can’t stop noticing it, she’s always got her pyjamas on, hair tied back, sitting on the sofa & no makeup on in her stories. There’s nothing wrong with that generally speaking but it’s such a huge contrast!

 

[xits_jjx]

Plus they only dislike it because it’s people speaking up against them. Maybe if she wasn’t a hypocrite or ripping off her followers, and didn’t care so much about that boring app anyway, she’d have better things to do with her time.

I probably check this website a few times a week tops. This thread is the one I’m most active in and even this one is pretty dead, and unless I miss it, I never see anything that bad get said on here?

they all need to get a grip.

the only influencer I like right now is Beth Sandland, she’s the least problematic and least addicted to the app with interests outside of Instagram. Can’t think of anyone else in that niche of instagram who doesn’t put that much weight on it

 

[QueenDecember]

I think she needs to stop showing behind the scenes of her photos. It’s just showing what a complete ass she and Alex are. I wish someone would film them and send it to that influencers in the wild Instagram account.

Imagine going to get a cupcake and you try to leave but are blocked in by this self-involved fool fawning over herself in the doorway. If she wants photos so badly before the entrance she should go at off hours when the place is closed.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I agree she doesn't HAVE to announce it, but I think in time it will be better to say something, as she'll constantly be asked about him in Q+As as she did used to talk about him quite a bit in her stories.

Also, I noticed a tik tok she posted about a cheating ex the other day, if that's about Tom that's awful! Why on earth did he go to so much effort with that proposal if he then cheated on her?

I do remember her saying her ex in uni cheated on her loads of times which is so scummy. He was supposed to have been a right wrong 'un

 

[Pawpaw365]

what group chat are you on with her?

I don’t know what she thinks she’s doing leaving the labels on. It just makes people think she’s shady rather than the item is pretty much brand new. I don’t know about any of you but I pull a label off as soon as I bring and item home (unless I’m unsure about it). It’s really uncomfortable.

What I wouldn’t mind is that if she sold items she was gifted but donated the money to charity or something.

The main thing that irks me is the cheek of selling something unwashed. Even on eBay you wouldn't expect someone to sell you something unwashed, it's gross!!

 

[snapdrag0n]

On London public transport and in the station you still have to wear masks. But no Alex and Jordan dgaf. These people!


And again today! Why has no one called her out?!

Or course they don’t. Selfish tw*ts.

 

[xits_jjx]

I think her editing is achievable without the ebook to be honest... if you can’t make your own lightroom presets you can buy them and get a pastel feed easily that way tbh. My real-life job is as a photo editor for a photography studio and I think you could easily get a similar aesthetic
£30 is very steep imo. I wouldn’t pay it. £5-£10? Maybe. But £30? Absolutely not.

 

[Bella1989]

She clearly reads here, have you guys seen her most recent post!

 

[Smellyinghams]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

Tattle hasn’t really been super active for that long... maybe a year now so you must have known them recently enough.

I have noticed that Jordan (although she would probably deny it) is kind of fat phobic. Tbh it’s something that a lot of people internalise. But everyone she idolizes are all these skinny people like Audrey Hepburn etc. There’s never someone who isn’t conventionally attractive. So I don’t find It super surprising. I do feel bad for her though. I’m lucky to have never had too many issues with my body.

She absolutely has to learn to handle criticism though, and in a way where she doesn’t hold onto it and be toxic about it.

 

[xits_jjx]

She should have a digital detox month and get her addiction under control. She would never have had a night out if she was focusing on Instagram. Good for her

Also, at least she actually did the detox too. Selfloveliv posted she was gonna do it and then posted stories and grid pics

 

[QueenDecember]

I’m happy for her being cast as Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady — but I also fear she’ll bring her pouty, doe-eyed mousy attitude to the role….

That is not at all what such a beloved character is all about.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Sorry that this is about Alex and not Jordan... but this caption is horrendously written. I can’t even understand the point she’s trying to make. This is her post from December 1st btw.

people are breaking rules so you have to choose who to spend Christmas With so you’re supporting someone else who is breaking rules. Sorry what?

 

[Minerva13]

Yeah, see when she was posting that comparison between her old Bath photo and her new one and her being like "I love to see my growth" and I was just thinking the old one was more quirky and interesting whereas the recent one she was doing her vapid pout in the same pretty dresses with a bike and flowers. There's no creativity to it, it's just shot on a nicer camera.

Ohmygod i thought the same thing!! Besides that the newer one is with a better camera the old photo was so much better. Thats not growth, that's just buying a camera and having a friend who can use it.

 

[QueenDecember]

If it's going free, Jordan will have her mitts on it....it'll be spotted on the next selling page no doubt at almost full whack

This reminds me of when I’ve actually seen bloggers (not Jordan) sell gently used lipsticks they say are sanitized to make a buck.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Hope she’s realised the error in her ways.

Did find it funny that she was criticizing the girl in Dubai for pretty much doing the exact same that she did for her photos over the Christmas period. Even though I think that girl in Dubai is absolutely cracked... at least she had the negative tests. Jordan was flocking into London from Wuhan 2.0 and for all she knows could have been spreading the new strain.

I actually couldn't believe her doing that, like wtf! She's clearly got very short memory! Both are so dense,I don't get it. I literally can't grasp any of it, ones moral compass must be so screwed to behave in the way so many of them have

I've noticed a couple of big instagrammers have clearly been breaking lockdown for content... Makes me so cross

 

[em69]

Did they officially split though?

I don’t think so, just some time out… but odd though when he lives with her to kick him out during a pandemic.

 

[Noneedforaname12345]

Does anyone feel she’s trying to change her image? I feel like she’s acting a bit racier? Lots of pouting etc…

See I'm not sure about this. She is trying to come across sexier but at the same time is posting quotes about people not being in her life anymore. Or not fighting to stay there. Which makes me think are these subtle digs at Tom. And is she trying to make him jealous?

But then again didn't someone said they no longer follow each other.