Hellomissjordan

[Thechubbymoaner]

She will claim it’s for work purposes but I wouldn’t call it essential work!

Course she will ..even though her actual job isn't that. Jordan you societal liability... Prancing about in a tutu isn't a job you total Muppet. It's so telling too, Lucy Lou was out taking pics before the last lockdown ended and had to get a covid test... Claimed to be negative. She said crawling up tealeafs arse at the time and they had a scare. You would think they would have the brains not to in the first place but given the situation and scare you would think they would just not do it. I find it frankly terrifying that they are so obsessed with getting pics that they don't care

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

No shade to her but the majority of us would only wear a dress like that for a special event. So spending £500 on an occasion dress just isnt likely no matter how pretty it is.

We dont have Instagram accounts where we set up princess photo shoots.

 

[Minerva13]

I don’t think this is a big deal and it’s unnecessary to post it in here. It happens a lot when you live in a country where it rains often.

If it rains i would take my washing off the line and dry it in the house. Would never leave it out for that long.
Didn't realise there were rules on what we were allowed to comment on

 

[Doherty557]

I think it’s quite clear her and Tom have split. As annoying as I find her at times I think it’s pretty understandable she is exhausted as her mental health wasn’t the best and now this has probably given her a real battering. Depression causes severe exhaustion at the best of times

 

[xits_jjx]

Someone needs to ask her outright, the only thing she can do if she’s still in denial is ignore it

She also needs to watch Emily in Paris and JUST WATCH IT. By now we’ve all seen it, we don’t need updates every 10 minutes

 

[sierraecho]

Two-one-Tommy

Do have to say that Jordan looks stunning in some of those photographs though. She could have gotten someone better looking than Tom but I think he’s good to her.

He seems suitably boring for her tbf haha

 

[QueenDecember]

Do you guys ever look at her TikTok and find yourself amazed a grown adult acts so childish? Because same.

 

[xits_jjx]

I clearly meant ‘hobby’ oops

haha I never noticed the typo so you’re good

 

[Smellyinghams]

I read in the news it’s legal to travel anywhere in England, it’s just a slogan unfortunately.

Not to be pedantic... but she went to London before it was legal to do so. They’re playing it off as though they went on Monday but they definitely went shooting on Saturday or Sunday. Alex even videoed herself going to work on Monday like .

I don’t think it’s that bad. I mean they know themselves that they’re in the wrong if they’re playing it off as Monday’s outing.

 

[xits_jjx]

She doesn’t even look human on the first one

 

[Pawpaw365]

So... c’mon. WHO is seriously going to buy one of her prints?? She is not Annie Leibovitz.

Even if for some unbeknownst reason you did want one, you could screen grab and print for for £1 or 2 on your own. I have the iPhone 12 Pro Max and the quality is plenty good enough for a standard print. Screenshots are even better on my MacBook Pro. I’ve been working with lawyers to copyright protect images at work and it’s interesting. Anything taken from Instagram would be hard to make an actionable case against unless an image is used commercially so if a 12 year old wants a print they can just go get one made.

Also amazed she didn’t have the foresight to watermark the images in her “store” to incentivize someone to purchase a clean print. Adobe Photoshop and Lightroom both have a watermark feature that’s so simple it will add yours by default.... Oh well. Perhaps her brain is mush after all.

(But if do you start watermarking Jordan, I’ll take that as confirmation you read this thread. And you’re welcome for the free common sense advice )

Anywho — Here’s a few in case any of you lovely ladies want as a memento!

That first image has so much blur in the top
Half of the image that it hurts my eyes. The third image - who the hell wants a picture of sheets in a tree?!

 

[xits_jjx]

Her skin seems fine without it, just a bit lifeless and dull. She doesn’t need to be so heavy handed, it’ll age her and it does look shit

 

[Doherty557]

Course the stupid cow won't... Likes and comments mean more than the law for Jordan

She will claim it’s for work purposes but I wouldn’t call it essential work!

 

[QueenDecember]

She’s not social distancing again! Holding hands with her pal Alex on her sorties ...

She only just got in trouble for this, why would she do it again .. ??

It amazes me how obsessed she is with Instagram and I’m convinced it’s a vanity thing now. The world is in a pandemic and she’s traveling about, not in a mask, taking endless photos in dresses that probably have the tags on them still so she can later sell them as “new”.

Imagine coming across these two fools touring the grounds of that castle

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Sorry for double posting, but is it me or is she shouting out the same people every week?

of course, you see Jordan follows so few people, she really spends days and days wondering who to follow, weighing up the pros and the cons because it really is a big deal to be followed by her, it is a privilege. She even has sort of 'raffled' shoutouts to her followers. But Jordan is down to earth, has no self confidence and really doesnt think she is anything special......

 

[Minerva13]

Different topic but I really don’t understand how someone who is telling people they have been ill for the past two days then does a story about making herself sick can then hop on a train to London for a meal (gifted of course) and a show... It just seems like a really selfish thing to do

Honestly made me so angry, literally the next story shes fine again. so selfish.

 

[broganlol]

She is also wearing her engagement ring here. Only 7 weeks ago! I don't want to judge but she must have been over the relationship for ages to move on so fast. Poor Tom, he really got used.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Two-one-Tommy

Do have to say that Jordan looks stunning in some of those photographs though. She could have gotten someone better looking than Tom but I think he’s good to her.

She does, she looks lovely, it's amazing how a proper photographer can show off someone's beauty. Aaaw I think he's not that bad, he looks a nice, decent chap

 

[QueenDecember]

I’m starting to wonder when or if she’ll mention Tom. It’s beyond clear he is out of the picture and now she’s alone with no one to talk to but her Instagram followers....

 

[Smellyinghams]

She cannot be serious with selling her prints. She takes nice photos but come on, people don't want photos of other people unless it's a fine art photo. I'm a photographer and the only photos I own that are taken of other people are one where their face is obscured and one self-portrait of a well-known photographer I love.

Hard to know if she means photos of her or like just arty photos.

Seems like she’s trying everything possible to make a buck. I’m guessing it’d be grossly overpriced for what it is as well. You can literally get your own photos made up these days or invest in something special. Doesn’t seem like a passion project to me .