Hellomissjordan

[Thechubbymoaner]

I really do like hellomissjordan for the most part but it made me sad when she posted that story the other day with Audrey Hepburn which was a newspaper article on how Audrey was nothing special because of her frame (she was obviously gorgeous) and Jordan underlined her waist measurements and was like ?? (Basically saying that’s amazing)

When Audrey Hepburn was a young teen she was literally starved because of the Nazis as they had a blockade in her area - hence the tiny waist and malnutrition problems she experienced for most of her life. So it seemed quite insensitive for her to glamourise that when really it was a result of starvation.

I love Audrey Hepburn and thinks she’s one of the most beautiful women ever but the fascination with ‘tiny waists’ is just unhealthy and A H had lots of health issues during her life

I'm feeling so sad for her now, I want to look after her and tell her she's lovely as she is. As much of a knob as she's been I hate the idea of her suffering like that and feeling that way

 

[xits_jjx]

That story being like

yeh sure I’m ugly

Ew

 

[Gurugossip89]

I’m sorry but what was that video Alex posted in her Cinderella dress...

they say get a life to haters. How about you get a life instead of posting about the haters..

 

[em69]

Is she really crying over a pigeon?

 

[CoraSP]

Well its so she can continue to shoot content during lockdown for Christmas because let's not let a little pandemic stand in the way of them two getting pics! There's speculation her and Tom are now more, the ring has been gone for a few months, bios changed etc

Oh! I'd missed this, thanks. Yeah I think bubbling with someone who lives in London when she lives in Kent (or Sussex?) just isn't what 'bubbling' is for, it's meant to be like a local support bubble no?

 

[xits_jjx]

She’ll get reported for it at this rate, especially if someone really bitter followers her. Don’t think the fine is worth it personally.

Edit; her Facebook is still showing her as engaged to Tom though. So I’m still sceptical that they actually broke up.

 

[Nicolac]

She has just put up a story saying she's bubbled with the tea leaf girl (like she's in her hoody) but why? Is she not with her fiance anymore? And even if not would you not bubble with your parents?

No idea on her fiancé, but I don’t think it’s particularly weird for her to bubble with Alex. She’s an adult, afterall.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Her waist is 23inches, and I have met her in real life. She is thin. And nice. I hope she works though her issues


Whoooo this is so interesting about Adriana (@wanderlicious) I find her really nice so I wanted to know why they fell out

I didn't say she wasn't thin, she just bangs on about being thin like she is impossibly thin and then says she doesn't like to talk about being thin

 

[Pawpaw365]

She actually has the chubbiest little face?! Also what is the state of her false lashes.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Sorry double post but she needs to get a grip. Deal with your breakup offline if you’re not going to say it happened. I can’t feel sympathy for someone who can’t complete her to do list that is never that extensive anyway. Attention seeking.

I think in a way, Instagram is a safety blanket for her because she probably doesn’t have many friends she can talk to about this stuff.. I honestly feel bad for her.

 

[Pawpaw365]

Her whole life is lived purely for Instagram. It’s an empty and unfulfilling life. The fact she got so upset in Thailand about being banned from Instagram for this week just shows how addicted she is to it. Tom is kind of surplus to requirements. I mean he’s her personal photographer and prop monkey but what’s in it for him?! Imagine the wedding day. It’ll be all about her and nothing to do with him.

 

[sierraecho]

I could totally tell that Alex in particular was bursting to get out and get new content. She must be as sick of that video clip of her running in a red dress towards that castle as we are . I reckon she’s posted it over ten times.

I actually wondered if they had recorded it at the weekend cause they were posted very close together and they were just pretending it was today haha

 

[MadameS]

I... kind of like her? She does work hard, and her pictures are beautiful. I do agree that she has a bit of an unhealthy relationship with instagram, though.
Also, she’s a really good singer, but I do cringe when she posts stories of her singing - she just comes across a bit “I *know* I can sing, aren’t I amazing, everyone look at/listen to me while I serenade you!” when she does it.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

ughhh yes! I was waiting for someone to comment on this why not just say something along the lines of "house of CB fits me like a glove" instead of telling everyone how she's so small. It may very well be true that House of CB fits her best but the way she goes on about her size and being too small for other brands can be very triggering for those who have struggled with any kind of disordered eating or body dismorphia, etc.

It's one of the reasons I unfollowed her in the end, she can be damaging. A lot of young girls follow her and that sort of stuff really could spark someone in someone. She's thin, yes, but thin instagrammers are ten a penny

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

it’s just the way you phrased it sounded hilarious haha

It made me lol for sure. Well I'm going to get my chubby and not nice self on a diet

 

[sierraecho]

Guys that blogger in Dubai put their Instagram on private . If you’re so confident that you’re doing the right thing then why would you do that. I just watched the interview and you can tell that Phillip and Holly think she’s absolutely cracked.

I noticed that! I love that she's not even got 12k and she thinks she's influencing anyone. Her fitness account is still up and on it she's thanking peopler for her support whilst all her posts have like 1 comment max. Oh, hen.

 

[Doherty557]

It’s driving me nuts that she thinks her pathetic job is essential. She’s breaking the rules. You can file a report on the Kent police website

 

[Smellyinghams]

Is it just me or does this look gross on her?

 

[Xohelloworld]

So she completely swerved the fiance part of the question...

And said she cut contact with her family.. that's not normal surely?? Unless she just means physical contact?

 

[Smellyinghams]

I agree. The overpriced ebook..then the selling of gifted stuff at Camden and then on an insta page, now the patreon. She has admitted that she is driven by money but don't exploit the hand that had fed you, as such. There are so many that produce beautiful content (ticija, kelsey, wanderlicious etc) who are arent out there constantly trying to get something from their followers and then there's this one

I was gonna mention Kelsey specifically. Not only does Kelsey have a ton of experience in the industry so is selling valuable stuff.. but she Also has a free fb group for her followers where she provides lots of useful info like on brands who pay etc.You can tell that Kelsey cares about her followers and them doing well.