Hellomissjordan

[Tea4u]

Jordan; I don't like to talk about my size as it might make people feel bad about themselves
Jordan; the dress is a size too big because they only went down to an 8.

She spoke about her size when I met her too so complete lies lol

 

[QueenDecember]

Jordan; I don't like to talk about my size as it might make people feel bad about themselves
Jordan; the dress is a size too big because they only went down to an 8.

Dang. Words really matter in the world we live in today.

Not a 6 but it’s actually really cute implies that she’s kind of shocked any size over a size 6 can be cute. I’m sure she’d say that’s not what she meant but it sure comes across that way

Then she shows what is probably a size 6 in another dress. Well Jordan, if you read here, have to say it’s not a perfect fit and you actually shoulda gone up a size. You’re going to be mooning the entire world in that but as long as you can squeeze into a size 6..guess that’s okay right?

I’m sorry. I used to really like her but she has gotten so gosh darn full of it.

 

[QueenDecember]

It’s been a minute since I’ve checked in on miss Jordan.

Glad to see she and Alex are still up to their annoying shenanigans and her to do lists are as pathetic as ever.

 

[em69]

They literally went on a romantic break I don’t get the ‘it ended ages ago thing’. Clearly not if you’re off on holiday, calling him your partner and wearing your engagement ring Jordan. Poor poor Tom, really really feeling for the guy. She’s really messed him around the last 12 months

 

[Smellyinghams]

Love how Jordan does a whole discussion on hate following and asking her audience if they do and why promising no judgement. One person says they do to post on Tattle and she continues to drag said person in multiple stories.

Jordan, if you’re reading here. Many “influencers” don’t have threads here. Those that do exhibit problematic behaviors that floor members of their audience, but rather than get blocked they come to gossip threads like this. The influencer only sees their remarks if they actively SEEK THEM OUT and read the forums. Clearly many influencers do read these threads same as they likely participate in them on occasion. Is it great? No. But people talk. That’s a fact and will always be a fact.

You’ll ask for and accept all the freebies that come with being an influencer but won’t accept that people might have negative opinions of you or your peers? That’s rich

To me, tattle is essentially the digital version of gossiping about someone behind their back. We all know that people gossip about us but for the most part we ignore it unless it’s defamatory or fatal to our reputation. Honestly nothing here said about Jordan is even that bad imo.

 

[Smellyinghams]

A small blogger I follow was always public about her boyfriend and her travels to see him and even did this really long cheesy post when they moved in together. One day she stopped posting about him and began referencing living on her own from time to time, which basically told me that they broke up. Anyways she never acknowledged it or said “we broke up” properly and whilst I think each to their own, it’s a bit sly to not talk about these things with the people who were basically funding your lives together.

I think if Jordan takes that approach and never mentions it or at least doesn’t do one story confirming it and says “I don’t want to go on about it now, that’s all I want to say on it publicly” She’ll be in a position where people start asking her all the time and it becomes very painful or at least very annoying for her, because she’s got nearly 100k followers and I’m sure some of them besides us are interested too haha

Edit to say: they’re not even friends on Facebook from what I can see

That’s the thing about sharing your life on social media. If you’re sharing 90% of your life (which I believe she does... she shows us her cleaning) then in a way you should kind of announce it (at least I think so). Even on fb I know people who are in relationships but don’t put it publicly on fb (Probably because they don’t want people asking if they break up or whatever).

I honestly think that the amount she shares on social media is a big reason this happened and I think she should take some time off Instagram, look after herself in this time of fragility and honestly look into what happened and use it to better herself and then come back.

But also, their relationship happened so fast imo. I think they only got engaged a year in.

 

[QueenDecember]

There are people who believe you have to have a dose of narcissism in you to be an influencer and I'm really starting to think that's true. I can't think of anyone I know who would post the crap she does on social media for their friends and family to see -- let alone complete strangers.

In Jordan's case it just makes me sad because she used to seem more down to earth before Instagram completely took over her head. I think she'd absolutely go mental without it

 

[sierraecho]

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Anyone else spot the spelling error I always cringe when ‘content creators’ can’t spell check

Omg I was showing that to EVERYONE I couldn't stop laughing at it. Also how un-Bridgerton is that bedroom???

 

[sierraecho]

I feel sorry for Jordan constantly getting berated by Alex about kids. It honestly boils my blood she’s selling it as a joke when it’s incredibly frustrating. Especially considering how open Jordan’s been about people constantly telling her she’ll change her mind etc. If one of my “friends” did that to me they definitely wouldn’t be my friend for long.

 

[sierraecho]

lol at her reaction to the shitty Dubai influencer on This Morning. Sure hun, you have totally been "working safely"

 

[sierraecho]

Oh I think Jordan’s been reading our thread! Suddenly very upset about the apolstry debacle given it was a week ago.

 

[broganlol]

I hate her fringe so much. I think she is very subtly changing her photos. Thank God. I hate hate her wide eyed poses

 

[xits_jjx]

I get the impression that dopey Tom isn't that bothered. She has said before that one of the things they bonded over was Disney. He's not quite the ticket himself I'm sure!

Always a massive red flag for me is men who are Disney obsessed. Never had a positive experience with them.

That said, it doesn’t take much to notice when someone is obsessed and almost treating the app like a drug, and have an intervention with them over it. Regardless of what you like or are a fan of, you know?

Maybe he doesn’t have Instagram and see how openly addicted she is on her stories and perhaps she “conceals” it pretty well in the real world.

 

[Smellyinghams]

she did call her out in stories the other day I believe she did 2, maybe 3 stories about it, that’s how I discovered who the girl was. Then I realised bloggers like vixmeldrew were following and supporting the racist and I had a lot of admiration for Jordan publically calling her out when a lot of bloggers wouldn’t dare

Yeah I’m glad that Jordan eventually said something on her biggest profile (IG) about the racism. I say good for her because I saw a lot of people tweet about it but not talk about it on ig. People just wanna keep their profiles squeaky clean.

 

[LMJ]

Joining in to say the same. She dresses like a little girl and seems to have the mind of one too. I imagine her to be pretty dramatic and hard work to be honest. She is so fake and her insta-stories are just one big cringe. No-one really cares what dress size she is except her, trying to show off because you are a size 6 isn't exactly an achievement. I couldn't believe when someone mentioned earlier that she was 26! She acts 16, like she is stuck in some child like dream world, she is very bizarre.

 

[Nobody22]

Can't believe all the comments like "wow you're amazing on pointe" on the nutcracker post. She has objectively AWFUL ballet technique, she hasn't even tied the shoes properly and one of them is falling off - I could go on about her balance, turnout, control, etc but I won't. Surprised she didn't seriously hurt herself. Ballerinas train for years to wear pointe shoes for A REASON. It's a real sport, and if you do it wrong you can get some pretty awful injuries. But obviously worth it for the gram for Jordan...

Have submitted to modelsdoingballet insta (worth a scroll for the LOLs).

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I suppose it’s lost on this selfish twat that she is part of WHY this is happening. She was one of I’m sure multiple people traveling from tier 3 into London, causing the virus advance.

Surely she’s not completely obtuse/stupid and understands she’s part of the problem and not the solution.

Also have her family cut her out of their life and Tom? Do they not want to be around her and that’s why she’s always alone unless it’s with Alex who is now not going to be with her?

What even is that? Are they too dense to realise they are the problem? Wtf!!!

 

[Smellyinghams]

I was thinking that. They are so hungry for content and engagement it wouldn't surprise me if it was all bullcrap

Sure this image is from a blog she wrote today. Her whole life is about making content. She’s absolutely bizarre. I’ve also never seen a video of her where she doesn’t know she’s being filmed and acts like a normal person. It’s always a show with her and she’s literally just curated a fake life in a way. I can’t describe it but it’s starting to really wind me up.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this was a baby shower photo

Except Jordan would never ever ever look pregnant. If she was pregnant she would have to order a size 00 maternity dress and her bump could be concave

Hahaha it really does though. That dress is rank

 

[broganlol]

On London public transport and in the station you still have to wear masks. But no Alex and Jordan dgaf. These people!

On London public transport and in the station you still have to wear masks. But no Alex and Jordan dgaf. These people!

And again today! Why has no one called her out?!

On London public transport and in the station you still have to wear masks. But no Alex and Jordan dgaf. These people!

And again today! Why has no one called her out?!