Hellomissjordan

[toyurab]

I am still catching up on this thread so sorry if this is all already known but

i used to know her bf tom through uni and he mentioned once that she has rich parents who bought her flat + she has a plush life and doesn't do much all day (which i think is obvious lol)

also i never met her in person but my best friend did and apparently she was decked up to the 9s in false eyelashes in the middle of the day (no shame in that but my friend said she looked a bit ridic since everyone else was dressed really casually) and that she was a bit of an airhead

we were all also a bit surprised that Tom seems to have abandoned his law ambitions to be her insta photographer, since he always had pretty sensible plans

 

[QueenDecember]

Her reels get more and more annoying by the day.

 

[broganlol]

I wouldn’t say she was bragging. She just answered a question. I often kick myself thinking about the unnecessary crap I’ve bought in the past that could have gone towards a house

It’s more the fact, I could have saved for a deposit in Kent if I had lived at home. I imagine she only needed 8k for a deposit

 

[QueenDecember]

This reel points out why I think her content bothers me. Her posing is always doe eyed damsel in distress, batting and searching her gaze around like she’s lost.

Its such an outdated and problematic representation of women I feel, especially for 2020.

 

[broganlol]

Well good for her. With her ring on full display. She is engaged again

 

[Pawpaw365]

So the daily to do list includes curl hair and put makeup on. As though she would forget to do them if they weren’t on the list. How shallow is her life that she needs to put such minor tasks on the list just to be able to cross them off?! I’m surprised she doesn’t put ‘get up’ and ‘go to the toilet’.

 

[xits_jjx]

All these influencers are doing this and not claiming it as an ad, which it clearly is. It’s annoying. I’m not feeling inspired about turning my phone off because Zoe and Jordan asked me to or because Lush set up a campaign.

Jordan needs to take this seriously. It should be a week long campaign. Give her something to do that isn’t gawk at Instagram. Bet she’ll still be actively liking photos and won’t miss her daily post though.

 

[broganlol]

I also think this is so insensitive. We are still in pandemic and she boasting that she can blow so much on a dress?

 

[gingerteacup]

Hey complaining about people asking for free dresses. Jordan you know you beg and get free dresses right? she gets free dresses then sells them

Thing is… I don’t even think the person she showed asking even meant it properly. It was more of a “omg they’re lovely dresses, please share them” in a sisterly /friendly way. Not a “Give me your dresses now”. Her commentary on the situation was quite poor in my opinion. It comes across as mean and snobby. Not everyone can spend ££££ on these dresses. Most of hers are over £1k.

Broke up a while ago? You literally went on holiday with him 6 weeks ago to Ireland? What she on about

How do we know they went to Ireland together?

 

[Pawpaw365]

Why does she have to walk on her top toes like an idiot all the time?!

It is sooooo irritating.

 

[Gurugossip89]

I know this Jordan’s feed and I can’t find one on Alex. So I apologizing about posting it here, but good lord this girl with TikTok is getting on my nerves! We get it you gained a lot of followers from the stupid platform. It can’t be that stupid if you keep going back to it.

 

[QueenDecember]

but then she goes on to say that she never asked for all of her followers. But she did. The moment you become a content creator the goal is followers, but besides that I HAVE seen her asking for followers when she approaches her next milestone. She WANTS these followers and definitely has asked in the past.

I even recall seeing another influencer (can’t remember who) congratulate her on a milestone saying: I remember when you were upset and crying because you weren’t growing and now look!

so yeah, she wants them.

Then one final thing: I don’t think Jordan has much influence at all. For someone close to 100kfollowers, when she did the muddy dog challenge it took her MONTHS to get over £20 in donations

I agree with everything you said! I‘ve witnessed her BEG for new followers many times. I’ve followed Jordan for a very long time, since before she even met Tom. As she’s grown on Instagram, she clearly got caught up in the number of followers and chased more followers like a drug.

I too think she has zero influence. If I had to theorize why, it would be because her feed is all about selling a fairytale aesthetic that’s not real. So when it comes to real sale conversions, they just don’t happen.

Her stories are also SO different. She clearly mopes at home a lot and battles depression. I think that’s definitely relatable but as far as branding goes - is very confusing. And don’t even get me started on all the animal crossing content she’s shared. Are you twelve???

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

She really comes off as so ignorant and full of crap. It’s a shame she’s evolved this way... acting like a diva over some mild internet success? Sis, take a seat. You are not the Beyoncé of influencers.

I find it really funny yet baffling that she literally thinks she is queen bee when there's plenty of London instagrammers with umpteen timed more followers! It is indeed mild success, she has only just stepped over the threshold of a micro influencer. just .

 

[xits_jjx]

Why does she keep sharing that photo of her dress exposing her fanny. Attention seeking because she’s not with Tom anymore, much?

 

[Smellyinghams]

Already out and about London I see.. am I wrong and we still supposed to be social distancing?! I see Alex is still wearing that horrendous dress.

I could totally tell that Alex in particular was bursting to get out and get new content. She must be as sick of that video clip of her running in a red dress towards that castle as we are . I reckon she’s posted it over ten times.

 

[Doherty557]

Is anyone else getting annoyed by her count downs to 100k then complaining when people unfollow? It’s like sticking two fingers up at her current audience whilst saying ‘you are not enough’

 

[xits_jjx]

Yeah the skirt is vile but it’s better than what she’s normally got on

 

[xits_jjx]

I recall Jordan repeatedly saying this over the years and it's like... sis, no. You don't. You may adore Audrey Hepburn and honestly who doesn't? But you do not resemble her.

Lily Collins does however and I am always hoping she'll be able to play her in a bio pic! That would be fantastic.

You could tell me that Lily Collins could be Audrey reincarnated, I’d believe it. Jordan however? Gorl. No. Nothing alike. Face too round, mouth too big, eyes too peanut shaped.

Also think she’s a cheeky bitch saying she wouldn’t work with photographers because their styles don’t match hers when she posts the most BASIC photos ever.

 

[sparklequeen45]

I couldn't agree more. She does have an amazing figure but asking strangers for validation won't help her. She needs to accept she is perfect as she is. Jordan, we know you read here, you are perfect as you are

amen to that

 

[MadameS]

She does realise that she doesn’t have to wait to be gifted tickets to The Chelsea Flower show, right? Wait, what am I saying I know it’s not on this year, but tickets aren’t that expensive - I’m sure her ‘dream’ of going could have been fulfilled by now