VIDEO SUMMARY:
Vlogmas Day 9
The Christmas Lush Haul
Starting the vlog like yesterday - Helen sets up the camera and enters as if it's the first time she's come in to the room She's carrying a wool wreath and notices that there's crumbies on the kitchen side!
She's wearing her hair up again, I can't tell if she's doing this because we've mentioned her poor awful bald spot or what, but we're airing out the scalp again today.
So far she has edited yesterday's vlogmas "which was quite fun", she's been to see her osteopath "'ad sum crackin' n sum massaging for me poorly shawlda", and then she popped into Lush because she wanted to have a restock her Lush basket, but also because "It's Christmas and I just wanted some Lush Christmas stuuuuuufff!" she says in a weird voice and equally weird expression
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She's just had her lunch, and is now having her post lunch tea and TREAT! She's gonna have a cupcake from yesterday.
She's shouting out another small shop which has gifted her a pom pom wreath, and wire names for her dogs - Hmm, it seems like she will only shout out those who gift her free
tit.
That's it for the shout outs for now, she's waddling off into the other room to pop her lovely gifted items into the other room while we wait for her to waddle back and do something interesting.
Fil's at home revising because he's got exams next week "it's all very, very exciting but slightly nerve wracking, but all good in the hood"
Now they're both tucking in to the cake "Yummy, yo ho ho! I can't eat those big things" she says about the sugar decoration, Fil mumbles something with a mouth full of cake. "they look nice, but they hurt my teef" says Helga, who probably see a dentist, "well they don't hurt my teef, but, ugh... just a bit hard" she says crunching on the decoration. She sounds really slow and dopey.
"You're doing really well, you know" she says to Fil, "I was expecting to come home and you'd be asleep"
"me too" mumbles Fil, as Helga laughs at him with a mouth full of cake
"Asleep at the table" Continues Fil
"You're sleeping with your eyes open" say Helen (they talk to each other like they're both 80 year olds)
They both then laugh and mumble
tit we can't understand because they both love to talk with a mouthful of food.
Also what is this camera angle
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Before she carries on with the rest of her work day she's going to share with us what she got from Lush.
"Cos it's Christmas" and she loves getting a bunch of seasonal Lush
tit every year
"The basic
witch in me has Snow Fairy from the 1st of December" - I
bleeping loathe her constantly calling
tit "basic
witch", especially since she constantly tells people not to go by society standards, don't let society tell you what to do etc and if you like something just get it - she's creating this whole thing of being looked down upon just because she orders a PSL from Starbucks or just gets the most popular fragrance from a
bleeping soap shop, every time she says I roll my eyes, it's so
bleeping pathetic.
First out the Lush bag is.... a Yankee candle from Clinton's cards. Okay. It's called Warm and Cosy, "and it smells like it should, warm and cosy"
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I really wish she'd get her hair chopped off back into a bob, the other side of her hairline is just as awful. I can't believe she still claims she has loads of thick hair... actually she still claims she's a size 14... so maybe I shouldn't be so surprised.
From Lush she got..... well she's not sure because now she wishes she got the labels put on them so she knows what they're called. Clearly a very well thought out vlogmas here folks.
"First one we got here.... which is...... a..... bath bomb........... ugh I'm so sorry I'm a terrible Lush fan!" she says struggling to even remember the name of the first item, clearly not going to look it up on your phone and tell us then, Helga? Of course not. That would be TOO much work
She got this one for Fil because he's been such a good Kirby EGG and doing all his revising, oh she's complaining about her camera never being good at focusing on anything. This is quality content. She's now counting to 11 to try and get it to focus, yep she included the counting part and it's finally focused "Great. Nice one." she says.
She sniffs the bath bomb "smells very Lush"
She's allowing Fil to treat himself to a lovely bath after he's done all his revision. Because she has to control how Fil treats himself by doing the
tit she likes doing.
We're going through the other 7 Lush shite she got (she automatically went to eat one of the bath bombs instead of smelling it)
She's now going to have to have a bath before bed as she has a lot on her mind and is having rubbish sleep.
She's rubbish at describing what these things smell like "I can't describe it... very calming... a strong smell... but a relaxing smell...."
She likes her fresher smelling bath bombs for her day bath, and calming ones for her night bath....
Apparently she ALWAYS has a "barf" on a Saturday. Tonight she's going to have one then Fil's going to have one.
She's now off to do some work, so will catch us later.
Cut to later and she's running a bath and we get to watch her fill up her bath basket with all her gifted Body Shop bubble bath and all her Lush stuff she bought
Now we get to sit with her while she's naked in the bath. Fun. She's found a chilled album to listen to, she blares it on her phone
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"GOODBYE!!!!" she yells over the music.
That's it.
I haven't actually watched it through yet but the list of items looks lovely! I think I've gotten myself banned from adding links or media though 
Lucy Moon used to wind me up!
I'm sure she wears a coat all the time because she doesn't ever put the heating on.
