VIDEO SUMMARY
Vlogmas Day 4 - Ya Filthy Animal
"I'm so blogger right now I got my Starbucks" Says Helga, coming into the room as if it was the first time, yet she already been in setting the camera up to capture this magical shot
"I never normally get Starbucks and bring it home, but I could today"
She struggles to remember that it's vlogmas day 4. She's been up eary to get her nails done at 8:15am (what's the betting that she begged to be squeezed in?) and now she's getting in the habit of treating herself to a Starbucks on the way home "it's like a double whammy of treats, nails and Starbucks."
She says that yesterday was a bit of a fail - It was the "worst luck" day of her trying to get her work done, she had a cry and her period started today.
She got up nice n early to edit her vlogmas and her computer was being fucky. So she had to go to all the effort of doing it on her laptop. What a hard life.
She the went off to PT - cue a flashback of her setting her camera up outside the gym, walking in and shutting the door yelling "HELLLLLOOOOOOO" I
bleeping hope one day someone will nick her camera when she does this shite
Now footage of her shockingly poor form on the rowing machine while she's busy chin wagging to Kat with an over the top almost fake happiness. Next exercise and she's still yapping away saying how much she likes Kat's xmas decorations. She's enjoying being back at the gym and doing something different than running because she's 'been running LOADS recently'
She then sat on the sofa doing 'some sort of work stuff' on her laptop and uh oh! flash back to her telling her story about her camera just magically flew across the room and flip out screen is hanging off. "Luckily it's not coming off too much, too much" and Fildo is going to fix it for her when she gets home. What a good EGG.
Her highlight yesterday was doing her promo for the new JBL Party Box - she spent the evening she spent the evening serenading aka bothering Fil by screeching down a microphone with her speaker strapped around her
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Fil slinks out of shot. He just wants to get dinner cooked.
duck now she's turned to the camera and is screeching songs at us....
Why does it look like she hasn't done the zip up on her dress?
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duck me, this wailing is going on for agessss
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Life must be pretty dull if this is the highlight....
Back to present day Helga, this is her new favorite toy, she might even go busking with it.... Jesus Christ.
She spent the rest of the evening watching Sons of Anarchy and taking loads of pictures of her and the dogs on the sofa - because clearly the sofa rule was
bleeping stupid and didn't work.
Today, she's going to tidy the house because she's got to that point where she likes to get the house "so disgustingly untidy, where I'm almost really ashamed of myself... PURPOSEFULLY" so she can have the satisfaction of having it clean again.
"CUE MESS MONTAGE!" - which is of course in slow motion cos this video needs to get over the 10 minute mark.
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"I know what you're probably thinking.... 'Elen yer 'ouse is mingin' wot on earf are yer playin' at?' Well, you know what? It's a house that's lived in" she says, while strangling whatever hair she has left on her head
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She ain't gonna feel bad about letting her place get into a
tit hole - but DAMN ANYONE ELSE MESSING UP HER
tit AHEM FIL AHEM JOSIE AHEM
Now she constantly repeats how she's going to clean and we're starting with the kitchen!
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Now she's explaining how she uses Zoflora.
She's leaving the mess in the dining room because she's going to be editing her vlog in the house cos the internet is better in the house than it is in the office.... so much for the new office Helz...
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Living room now and what she 'reaaaaaally didn't appreciate' is Fil putting his "nut crumbs" straight on the coffee table because there's a ridge in the table and when you try to scrape them off it gets stuck in the ridge and OH MY GOD THIS IS SO BORING HELEN.
"Erugh it's rank" says Helen, inspecting the ridge.
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Guys, hold on to your hats. She's gunna have ta 'oover them out.
Now she's showing off all her yankee candle plug ins. She hasn't got it plugged in at the moment as her laptop is plugged in.
Bed making time and we're done
She's off out now to go to do the recycling and she's taking a weight she borrowed back to bootcamp - because she couldn't possibly do that the next time she's there for her work out.
She's nattering to her self about all sorts of shite while driving around, wobbling about. Now she's back home having a celebratory cup of tea. She feels well good "creating....tidying" the house back to how it should be for the weekend ahead.
"Sometimes you've got to let it get messy, so when you do do it you just feel lovely and satisfied and great"
And that's it now until Monday. What a fun vlog.
