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Her makeup skills are rubbish. Anyone of nearly 30 whoās been wearing makeup regularly since their teens should be much better at applying makeup than Helen is. And when itās a part of how you make a living thereās really no excuse for such sloppy application. That ālookā is like something a child playing with makeup would end up with.
I love Jaime French. Sheās genuinely talented and funny. Quirkerz could learn a lot from her.Has anyone else seen Jaime French's "If Beauty Youtuber's Existed In..." series?
I feel like 1999 totally applies to Helen
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her cheeks give me puppet flashbacks
It really is like a character she jumps in to. Iāve met her a few times. The first time I saw her with her she was with her mates and really wanted to say hi as I really liked her back then. She was really calm and just walking with her friends and the moment she realised I was a subscriber she completely changed into Fearne Cotton from the Morganna show. At the time I felt sorry for her because her friends all rolled their eyes and carried on walking. It all makes sense now.
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Agree with everyone's comments about calories. The fat acceptance movement has really demonised the most simple, free and accessible way to help keep your weight healthy.
Also, this puppet bears an uncanny resemblance to Helen AND Mark's gf (could it be Mark's next girlfriend?)
No, it hasn't. Fat acceptance is about peoples right to exist in their current body without being attacked for it. Not everyone who has a body society doesn't deem as acceptable wants to diet or be thin and that ok. It's also ok if you DO want to lose weight, your body your choice. But not everyone feels the same.
I do find the discussions around other peoples bodies and diets unnecessary, maybe because I am someone who is bigger than Helen and has battled with a bad relationship to food my whole adult life. I've always been told I'm too big, even when I've lost loads of weight, eaten too low calories or even lost weight from being ill. I've always felt my body isn't good enough, I've felt guilt and shame around it. Counting calories makes me obsessive and miserable. I'm trying to accept my body as it is and not hate it for getting bigger. But it's hard and the world is fat phobic.
Yes, Helen would have more respect off me if she stopped lying about her dress size. But I understand the feelings of shame surrounding admitting you've gained weight because of the judgement you'll face.
Planning something are we, Helga? How embarrassing to publicly like something like that
This is the best description of her ever - thank you for reminding me of Morgana and this spot on impression
Apologies if it comes off like Iām attacking your post specifically, I just wanted to make it clear what Iām personally saying. Everything Iāve said about Helenās body and calories comes from a place of anger at how itās personally affected me. When I was 16/17 I thought they were just videos, I watched them after doing homework or eating dinner and I went to bed and didnāt think twice about what was said. When I point out her lying and her calories, I feel for her for the shame she might feel, Iāve been there too and I agree it feels horrible. There are people out there who disagree with even making clothing in bigger sizes and things like that that make us feel subhuman sometimes. But I feel for the young people watching her who are getting incorrect information and donāt have the time or the sense yet to research for themselves just as much. Even when I researched I didnāt know what information was correct. I donāt want to know that other young people are sitting at home like I was wondering why theyāre gaining weight when they think theyāre being healthy and becoming confused about what their body actually looks like.
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Honestly I find it so jarring when people who arenāt supposed to have a public image and be knowledgeable about social media and the world FOR THEIR JOB donāt know about it so you can imagine how I feel about lazy arse Helga.She's almost 30 and is still choosing to be deliberately ignorant to world news, politics and community issues. Makes me wonder just how can she even have the gall to try and talk about serious issues after admitting she doesn't have a clue what's going past her own posts and whatsapp? But... actually, the majority of her serious content is nonsensical word vomit that comes out of her mouth, and always has to revolve around her no matter what the topic is about, so maybe it's not surprising to realise that she's actually a completely uneducated moron.
Perhaps it's time for you to follow some news worthy pages instead of all the greasy food accounts you follow on Instagram, Helga.
These bue eyeshadow look-a-likes are killing me 
maybe this has already been posted and I just missed it, but I only just noticed the lip bite at the end
She shouldāve stopped at the blue eyeshadow! Looked ok, if a bit extra. But everything in excess aye Helgz.
just popping in here to say that dachshunds are bred for hunting in a specific way (not like a retriever for example), and so when you throw a ball they get riled up in a really unhealthy way, as they think they're hunting but they can't "finish the job" cus some freaking arsehat keeps throwing the ball
and so their brain keeps producing adrenaline in enormous amounts, and they can actually stay wired for days 
you'd think someone with TWO dachshunds would know that? ah who am I kidding, it's ol' Helen. she doesn't give a tit, as long as she doesn't have to actually exercise and keep her dogs entertained herself
rant over lol 
edit: sorry for always ranting about her gorgeous dogs, the way she treats them infuriates me to no end
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now its not my job but im ngl, I'm nearly her age, wear make up alot but im also TERRIBLE at make up but it's cos i can't be bothered practicing. A friend of mine spends hours practicing
I wont be reaching for the bright blue anytime soon though
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