VIDEO SUMMARY: Short n Sweet & Potentially Pointless | Weekly Vlog
Her video title describes her perfectly (bar the sweet part lol)
Starting the vlog on a Friday, no reason other than other than this week she feels a bit "meh".
She didn't want to start this vlog today explaining that she's been feeling a bit "poo poo" because she doesn't want "exude negative energy" (just wants to
exude bullshit)
She's been feeling a bit "fine" just frustrated with the situation.... here comes the lock down rant:
She knows that lock down is really important and she's ALL FOR IT. She thinks we need to press on and tells herself "it could be worse" (it could be worse?? people are dying!!!) but it's still hard and unusual for her to live like this.
"not seeing my friends or family" says the person who saw two of their friends last vlog
"being alone a lot of the time" says the person who moved her boyfriend back in so she wouldn't be alone
"the days are shorter and darker" that's called heading into winter, dufus.
"it's just a bit hard isn't it?" she's been feeling it a bit this week, just frustrated and a bit "errrrrrugh"
"we're all here, we're all supporting one another" and she's sending her 'love' to everyone who's also struggling.
Back home now
"IT'S FRIDAY! AND I'M GOING TO TREAT MYSELF TODAY!" says the person who treats herself every
bleeping day
she's gonna have a bagel and scrambled egg for breakfast. woo.
Filming time.
Got a bundle of clothes to jump into. Fun.
Filming done.
She talks about the QnA video "most of the questions, I KID YOU NOT, were 'have you ever had a threesome' and 'have you ever skinny dipped'" she lols
More filming, she's loving her new space SOOOOO MUCH. She got new microphones which makes her sound sooooooooo good, she cant wait to use them for vlogmas so she can sound extra crispy (lol)
"He's back from work" now and they're going to Tesco.... the both of them... during lockdown... when only one person should be going.... okay.
Back home now and it was great.
Pizza night, they were going to do a pizza swap with Grace and Andy "socially distanced, not really together of course" but they weren't very organised as they didn't have the "essential" pizza boxes which would have made it far more authentic. First World Helen Problems. So they're going to be making pizzas and webcamming.
Alexa! Play STEP INTO CHRISTMAS! "Yeaaaaaaaaay!"
"If yer makin pizzaz at OM dis stuff if da best" she yells about Jus-Rol pre made dough.
Pizza making montage. Because fun.
Skipping to Saturday evening now and she has a box on her head.
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Today she went to an osteopath "which sounds like I went ta a mystic of sumfink"... no Helen, it sounds like you went to an osteopath
"I'm sortin out ma back n it was luvly"
She's now having a "bit of a bonfire" outside and has beers in the fridge. She's going to play classical music. Because cultured.
"did some outfit pictures as well, then had a nap" because work is hard.
We do not know why she has a box on her head.
"We don't know what to do for dinner tonight, I'm suggesting take out"
"WE GOT LOADS OF FOOD" Drones good EGG FILWHIP, as Helen shoots him a look. "WOT" she gawps
"Sandwich, pizza, Kiev..." FILWHIP is good as listing things.
"I had pizza for lunch" whines Helga,
"Kiev..... WE COULD HAVE! WE COULD HAVE THAT FOR OUR LUNCH TOMORROW!" she says, wide eyed, ever determined to get her damn takeaway "like a cold buffet, can we do that? So it don't go to waste. We'll have a salad"
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"put some chips on... Sunday picnic"
FILWHIP mumbles something in the background. She's now giving him 3 takeaway options. This is content. She's also slowly moving out of view of the camera.
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And we still have no
bleeping idea why there's a box on her head....
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Outside and I dunno why she's filming, she's not saying anything, just waddling around with a box on her head pulling all the gurns
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"MY CROWN!" she yells
Next day and she's off out again. She's bought herself Christmas lights. Because essential shopping in lock down, couldn't have possibly ordered them online
She got the sausage dog light that she's ALWAYS WANTED from B&Q claims that she never got to buy it because every time she went to buy it, it was all out of stock. (Bullshit, they just didn't fall for Beggerz) So she bit the bullet this year and bought it herself.
Putting lights up now around the whole house, she's explaining how to connect lights to the ones she already has in her garden.
....And now we cut to her sulking about her "genius" idea for connecting the lights didn't work
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"The connectors actually weren't compatible" she says while sticking her nose and chins in the air.
She's going to go back to B&Q to take them back, and will buy some more. Because more essential shopping in lock down.
She's making all sorts of excited noises about her dog light turning on. "WOAH ITS SOOOOO COOL! LOOK AT IT!!! CHRISTMAS HOUSE!!!"
The end.
