VIDEO SUMMARY: MOXI PANTHER ROLLER SKATES UNBOXING | BEGINNER SKATING
She welcomes everyone back to her channel, then weirdly welcomes anyone who might be new.
She jiggles herself up and down as she is unboxing something VERY VERY EXCITING!
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"and I guess announcing this new hobby... of mine" (announcing it? Girl.... WE'VE KNOWN THIS FOR MONTHS!)
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We are going back in time now for context.
"Recently I have taken up ROOOOOLLER SKATING"
Says she's always been a person "on wheels" after owning a bike, skates and skateboard as a kid.
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"I JUST LIKE ME WHEELS"
She's been interested in taking up rollerskating for a very long time in her adult life
Due to "life and work commitments and just life" (lol wut?) she never got round to doing it
Then lockdown happened, then lockdown was lifted and Nicoletta "reached out" to her and asked if she wanted to go skating with her and Helga was like "HELL YEAH"
So she went around the corner to Funky Monkeys roller rink (says she didn't realise just how close she lives to there and says that's EPIC)
Picks her ear
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The first time she went she hired some skates and then bought herself some impala skates which she loves, but quite a lot of people messaged her to say that they've had a bit of a bad rep
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"there's been some bad shit going down wiv Impala, and although I haven't had anything BAD happen to MY skates it did piss on my parade a wee bit and I was a bit scared, but I'm still wearing them and I'm still skating in them, they are beautiful skates"
Wait, she's saying the bad shit was about some skates falling apart NOT the RACISM ISSUES?
She thinks the skates are super kewl but when people drop these negative things in her head it makes her feel unsettled.
She's been practising indoor and outdoor skating, says she's brilliant at going forwards on skates.
Miss "I don't follow the crowd" wants to be like all the dancing skaters she sees on IG and TikTok which is trendy at the moment
She says that it's really difficult to skate in the UK because the roads aren't smooth.
She feels a bit "naughty" doing this, but she's seen youtube videos and has seen one brand that has shone out the most in terms of popularity (lol)
"Everyone raves about them"
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And because skating has taken over the world by storm the skates she wants are nowhere to be found. She sticks her nose up saying "they're just SOLD OUT"
She digs around in her ear again.
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But one day she went online and magically found her dream skates in stock
She's jelly of Americans having better skating places than the UK
The skates she has are imported and they super rare, like GOLD DUST
Complains that her Impalas feel plasticy in comparison to Moxies.
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These ones she's got are suede leather.
She's got all the safety gear and says that she has a helmet now
"I must admit, the first few times I went outside I didn't wear my helmet"
She's super excited to start her skating journey
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Says skating is super rewarding, once you nail a trick it's instant satisfaction and makes you want to do it more
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Going out skating is all she can think about now
Now we're taking the skates out for a spin
She's zooming across the frame, yelling how lovely the skates are and WOOOOing
"I GOT MA HELMET ON! SAFETY FIRST"
Girl, you were trying to justify why you weren't wearing a helmet the other day when you got called out for not wearing one and promoted recklessness on you IG... remember you compared skating to going running and said that everyone risks themselves EVERY DAY???
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Now she's just making various "EEEEEEE!" and "WEEE!" noises as she skates.
"LIGHT UP WHEELS NEXT HAHAHAHA!"
Josie is with her and laughing in the background.
She tries to show us her skating backwards, but the picture is out of focus
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She screeches as she goes backwards
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"so to conclude, I'm WELL CHUFFED wiv ma Moxxies"
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She's out of breath now and is going to shove some info on people to follow in her description box
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Tells us to follow and subscribe to her, she says that she's not just a skating chanel
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