Helen Anderson #13 please read! ClutchandNOPE!

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Intrepidtraveller

Look how far away from her he's positioned his lower half! Quick getaway or what
 
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Lunamoon22

On another note, she thought Diane suffering through the deep ice puddle, along with the Artax sound clip was worthy of being posted on TikTok too



She looks so fucking sad.
 
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rivers

Just looked at Matthew's instagram to see what he was up to and ended up on a deep stalk. There's still loads of pics left up with Helen that are really adorable. In the earliest pics, Helen is 23/24 and seems really happy. Actually made me kinda sad to look at knowing where they are now.

Edit: You can literally see the transition in photo quality from when their relationship ended. Not in a rude way but it goes from a curated influencer style feed to just normal photos.
 
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rosejaxon19

We all know there’s no way he picked those outfits!!! There’s no way on god’s green earth that any bloke would pick that red dress for their girlfriend/wife to wear! Just going off what my other half is like, IF he had to choose a dress for me it would be something that’s figure hugging or shows my legs or even worse, my boobs No bloke would pick something thats essentially a sack and so oversized!
 
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Emmapism

Helen's face falling after they don't kiss properly then quickly reattaching the smile for the camera. I don't envy her one bit
 
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just_stir_it_una

tapestry73 said:
sorry if this subject has finished but i’m just catching up, how do we know she didn’t let the dogs out yet? I think it’s really cruel they basically live in there permanently but did she say they were still in there? If so how vile
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no worries! she didn’t say anything about the dogs, but I think it’s fair to assume it if she was still in bed, had been there for over an hour scrolling TikTok and only looked out the window to complain that Fiwl didn’t take the bins out.. cus she’s a lazy lard perhaps Fiwl took them out when he went to work. we don’t know. what we do know though is that she’s a shitty dog owner, always has been. even Lola doesn’t seem pleased with her anymore, and god knows what will happen when she passes away
 
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Tyla73

Interesting how all Fil’s favourite outfits for Helga are exactly what she wears all the time anyway. They’re just so in tune with each other. #couplegoals
 
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Lunamoon22

Tyla73 said:
Interesting how all Fil’s favourite outfits for Helga are exactly what she wears all the time anyway. They’re just so in tune with each other. #couplegoals
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Ha! She has a wardrobe full of size 14 (sometimes 10!) clothing that no longer fits, so he had a very little to "pick" from.

Her style these days seems to be potato sack dresses or squeezing herself into those spanx leggings and throwing on a jumper

It's more likely that she picked out the outfits, asked him if he liked it and he just said yes to everything - he's a fucking parrot of who knows the only way to keep Helga happy is to be her yes man.


Lol she wrote a fucking essay for it on IG. Helen... It ain't that deep, hun




Lol she doesn't seek approval from others anymore... But will accept it ONLY if it's in form of a compliment

Her whole fucking job is based on seeking others approval

I wonder if us saying how much we preferred her hair in a bob and no clown make up has triggered her to write this
 
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Tyla73

Her content is so stale - she‘s been doing the same kind outfit reels for ages. They’re all exactly the same - 4 or 5 outfits, dance/pose/gurn gurn idiotically, jump shot to next outfit.
 
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SpookyLumberjack

New thread title has to include "super cute". I may be alone in this but as someone from the UK, I don't think I've ever used the word super more than once every 5 years, or less. Her Netflix English is dribbling through, I.E he didn't say that, but she wishes he did.
 
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delightfullydee

Seeing her put on the same outfits again and again when she gets free clothes all the time from ASOS is so weird to me ! That’s the perfect opportunity to test new things, and I see many other Youtubers doing this... but wait, that would imply actually putting some thoughts about it. Never mind then, she can’t be bothered !
 
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Tyla73

All that blah blah over 5 outfits she’s pretending her boyfriend picked for her . She must be such hard work be to be around in person- she‘s either shrieking, chatting utter bollocks, or analysing things to death. She is ridiculously hung up on what she perceives as societal and social media pressure and a lot of what concerns her are very ‘first world problems‘. Just get on with your life, Helga, FFS.
 
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ChishandFips

“remember communication is KEY - and how you word things is SO important to how it can make people feel.” !

Oh do FUCK OFF... Ms non-engagement, I have so little respect for my subscribers/fans I don’t proof read or spell check anything.
Don’t ever bother to even note down or consider what I want to talk about in my piss poor so called “vlogs”, so I might communicate with some precision, clarity and purpose. Instead of umming, aaring and gurning my way through a load of nonsense. Not even bothering to pronounce the words I am using correctly however wrong or out of context they may be.
Being happy to remain ignorant of even the most basic social or societal issues, so not even having the first clue what terminology maybe appropriate to use to discuss such things.
Fine we get it STAY IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER, but we we reserve the right to call bullshit on you policing how other people express themselves because your metaphorical skin is as thick as a silver rizzla.
“Rock ‘n’ Rollerz” shouldn’t throw quirky middle fingers in their own glass houses.
 
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katiekatiekatie


even the thumbnail for her reel is SO AWKWARD it makes me want to vom cannot believe for the life of me there’s people that think they’re ‘couple goals’
 
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Voyeurofcrap



Is it Helga or a velociraptor?!?!?

Imagine putting that much thought into a post about which outfits your boyfriend likes. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t give two shits. He bought you an actual sack for your birthday so he doesn’t have to see your gunt
 
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