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Bunny I’ve never kept up with your extracurricular activities before, but I thank you for making me absolutely howl on this dull Monday.
I’m so invested in this. I hope the roasties were good as well.
I feel invested in this as I've been lurking on secret celeb gossip
More worried about how good the roast was right now though
More worried about how good the roast was right now though
He said jump.. You said how high!? 
Bunny you really need to join us on the dating thread, it needs livening up
There’s a dating thread?!?!Bunny you really need to join us on the dating thread, it needs livening up
You’re killing me @AlanBanan with your phrase ‘Coke Cock’
But yes, I would love to know if he ever got in touch again too
But yes, I would love to know if he ever got in touch again too
Yessss! I'm on my phone otherwise would link you, it's in advice
Oh my god, I love you guys so much!!!
Gotta be quick but I’m here. Loving it. Report back tomorrow xxx
Gotta be quick but I’m here. Loving it. Report back tomorrow xxx
Roast as in dinner orrrrrrrrrrr?
How you got a lot of roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings 
Apparently so but who knows?
Just waiting for Bunny to give us all the gory details
I had a roast dinner last night too. I looked at it very differently than I usually do.
Roast dinner has become a euphemism for a bonk.
I hope Bunny remembered to have a wee afterwards
Ok gang, I’m back. Had to have a quick meeting with my boss but now I can update you. Just going to make a cup of tea.
but seriously the stars must be aligned or something as my lodger had a very successful Bumble date last night….good job I wasn’t home.
but seriously the stars must be aligned or something as my lodger had a very successful Bumble date last night….good job I wasn’t home.
Hurry up Bunny!!
Ok, so I went over just before 2 and it was all very casual and blasé to start with. He poured me a massive glass of wine and i just sat in the kitchen drinking and smoking and chatting tit, whilst he busied around with pots and pans. So adorable.
Anyway he made an amazing roast: roast chicken, homemade roast potatoes, cauliflower cheese, broccoli, leeks, stuffing, homemade gravy…..and he was like duck, I forgot the green beans, and I’m so sorry i didn’t make my own yorkshire puddings, I wanted more time to spend with you….they are ’finest‘ though
We got on really well and by the time we’d eaten and had loads of wine I basically sat on his lap astride him and took my top off. duck I was drink and adrenlined-up. We then took it into the bedroom and basically fucked all evening and picked on the roast. I did try to wee after every time but it was quite hard. I was chugging down water out of the bathroom trap at times.
Oh one really funny bit, I don’t know if anyone remembers, but I have a thing for Jay Rayner as he looks like he has an insatiable appetite and knows how to devour a woman. So at one point late in the night, I’d gone for a wee and i found him in the kitchen eating more chicken. And I said all seductively, ‘you know what they say about a man with a big appetite’.
and he went ‘Wot? Fat bleep’ I was doubled over laughing and had to go and hide in the bog!
Anyway he made an amazing roast: roast chicken, homemade roast potatoes, cauliflower cheese, broccoli, leeks, stuffing, homemade gravy…..and he was like duck, I forgot the green beans, and I’m so sorry i didn’t make my own yorkshire puddings, I wanted more time to spend with you….they are ’finest‘ though
We got on really well and by the time we’d eaten and had loads of wine I basically sat on his lap astride him and took my top off. duck I was drink and adrenlined-up. We then took it into the bedroom and basically fucked all evening and picked on the roast. I did try to wee after every time but it was quite hard. I was chugging down water out of the bathroom trap at times.
Oh one really funny bit, I don’t know if anyone remembers, but I have a thing for Jay Rayner as he looks like he has an insatiable appetite and knows how to devour a woman. So at one point late in the night, I’d gone for a wee and i found him in the kitchen eating more chicken. And I said all seductively, ‘you know what they say about a man with a big appetite’.
and he went ‘Wot? Fat bleep’
I was doubled over laughing and had to go and hide in the bog!I love this what a night!
what a night!Also ‘coke cock’ messaged me last night while I was on bed with the big man. Probably looking for a hook up though so I’ll block him. I will definitely be seeing the big man again and he wants to take me on holiday, I was like Baby…too soon…and covid?? He was like, ‘oh yeah, after that then’
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