Harry mate, you 'work in catering' yet you cannot get into your stupid bleeping head that a 'rub' is a seasoning you RUB in to meat!!! Arghhhhh It's a bit difficult for things to sink into your head when its made of lego like haroldsIf I have to scream 'it's not a bleeping rub' at my phone one more time I'll end up lobbing it out the window!!
Definitely not 5%. It's too 'thick' if you get what I mean
like the cheap full fat stuff. It's minced thicker than the reduced fat mince. It's the orange cheese debate all over again Don't be silly guys, it is 5% mince. He gets it from his local butcher John, who hand rears the leanest cow with JD seasonings and poached eggs especially for Hazza.Definitely not 5%. It's too 'thick' if you get what I mean
Is the only vegetable he knows exists bleeping Brocolli???? Like a three year old.
Clearly nothing that includes veg. Looks really dry.What even is taco mince ? He's as bad as Fopp with her Tex Mex chilli
Should say tacoless minceWhat even is taco mince ? He's as bad as Fopp with her Tex Mex chilli
Dorito minceWhat even is taco mince ? He's as bad as Fopp with her Tex Mex chilli
Using the word ‘rub’ again ffs! Plus is that meal gone cold? The cheese isn’t even melting! I remember he said like a year or so ago that all of his meals are cold when he eats them cos he wants to get ‘the best pic’ what a bleep!
duck me .... I think it’s the only time I have ever agreed with something he’s posted
they are indeed VILE Is it some trend that I clearly don't get? Or is he just a pleb who can't even dress himself properly?! 
Why he needs the bellend belt all the time, that 8st weight loss clearly has affected his jeans. Just can’t keep them up without the Gucci beltWhy does he always wear his jeans so low down?
hahaAw Lard, I’m glad you’ve adopted my Lego headed bleep description for Hazzy
Nah, he has chocolate and muller yoghurts!He only eats 2 types of food, broccolior brown
