Will Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's daughter be in line of succession? I thought I read something about having to be baptized into the Church of England to be in the line of succession.
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Sue Ivy
March 27
Writer (1985–present)
At the rate Harry and Meghan are spending their money, the only line their daughter is going to be standing in, is the food line.
What happened to the $100 million dollar deal with Netflix and all of those projects about ‘female empowerment’ Meghan was pitching to them? Of course, Meghan will be raising her daughter to be a “feminist” just like “mommy” - but that’s going to be a little tricky for Meghan to pull off, since her “female empowerment” has only come through men.
And the $30 million deal with Spotify? Their first podcast fell to #200 on the charts and they haven’t done another one since - could it be that listeners really didn’t buy the whole “Archie say ‘Happy New Year” word fest? Yeah, and his first word was ‘crocodile’. Keep digging the hole, Harry and Meghan!
No more offers for voice-over work after the Disney Elephant debacle? Voice-over work is relatively easy work for actors, if you’re good at it.
Meghan could get work on the Soaps, she’s done that, so no reason not to get work there.
Speaking of soap, since she supposedly “singlehandedly” changed sexist advertising, Meghan could at least be selling unisex gloves to wash all those dishes. How hard could that be?
And don’t forget the little “faux” latte contraption Oprah said she’d add to her “favorite list” - she just didn’t get it in time - of course, she didn’t.
And Meghan will always be able to get work for her talent in calligraphy! That was fake too? No biggie, they can give all the neighborhood kiddies plane rides around their back yard - their plane got repossessed? Nooo, it even had their names across it so everyone could see how rich they are…bummer.
But all is not lost! Harry has taken a job telling others how to cope with their mental disorders. What a brilliant move! He’s never recovered from his own mental health problems, so it stands to reason that he should be telling others how to.
It’s been rumored that he’s suffering from “Stockholm syndrome” from living with a narcissistic wife who also suffers from mental disorders…now which ones are they…NPD, Sociopath…ASPD…Suicide…so many to choose from!
And Harry has landed yet another job! He’s going to be working for a US ‘think tank’ that will explore the state of the media and “false information” - that’s right, Harry wants to pass a law that says you can only say or write what Harry and Meghan want you too - it’s called the Harry and Meghan “truth or lie” act.
What Harry and Meghan want the most is to be influencers, to have an “impact” on society - well, no disappointment there! They went on world wide television and ambushed the Queen - of our biggest ally country - and attempted to blackmail and extort her for more money, bigger titles, more security and more perks, and if she didn’t give into their demands, they threatened to do another tell-all “interview” with their “bestie” Oprah.
Meghan was in her element - no one there to refute her words, she even feigned a tear, telling Oprah how awful the royal family was to her - now, only A-list actors can cry on cue, so maybe Hollywood really didn’t see the true Meghan - or maybe they did - since she has had no A-list offers that she was sure would come from trashing her in-laws on the world stage.
Then the heavens opened and Harry appeared, such a sad little angel. He started moaning about how he was cut off financially from his family. He wasn’t cut off from his family, he was cut off from the financial family business, because Harry and Meghan decided that they no longer wanted to be working royals.
He and Meghan announced that they were leaving the royal family business to become independently wealthy. They didn’t want any money from the tax payers.
What they did want, was to make money off of their royal titles - which they had just quit! Ooops! Didn’t think of that.
Their plan was to be “roving royals”, flitting around the world and sharing their personal ‘manifestos’, telling people how they should their lives - all the while being supported financially from the job - working royals - they had just quit.
But Harry and Meghan didn’t understand one simple little thing about quitting your job - that when you quit your job, all the money, ’round the clock security, titles and tiaras go back to the Crown - your boss. Who you just quit.
It’s like saying, “I don’t want to work for you anymore but I want you to keep paying all of my bills, private jets, bodyguards, titles, tiaras and all the perks, so I don’t have to dip into my personal inheritance of millions of dollars.”
They wanted to walk away and do what they wanted to do and expected the English tax payers to keep funding their lavish lifestyle - in America!
So, these two turtle doves thought the British citizens were going to financially support them while they were in America - and they did for a year, which the Queen supported and gave them with her blessing.
Then in January, they told the Queen that they did not want to go back to be working royals. The Queen accepted it and told them they would have to return their titles, they would no longer receive any more funding from the tax payers and they were no longer eligible for security because they were no longer living in Britain and they were no long working royals.
Working Royals - Money, Security, Titles, Tiaras
Non working Royals - Christmas cards
The hardest part was watching their private jet get repossessed. Seeing it fly away with their names on it - gut wrenching.
Aren’t these two sweet, in their own delusional, demented way?
So, what color will their baby girl be? Will she have titles? And where will their daughter be in the “line of succession?”
No one really knows for sure, but I hope she likes chicken noodle soup
