Harry & Meghan #51 The Fresh Prince of Hot Air: from Royal stock to laughing stock

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No point in asking poppea, she is still in the queue waiting to shoot me. It's round the block now. I'm not bothered, let them wait, I'm protected by the devil :m :devilish:


for @HairyHaggis

Roast chicken
when ur lady partner goes down for oral sex and grabs ur ankles and folds u up like a roast chicken and starts licking ur asshole.


Pegging
When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on dildo. It's definitely a very touchy practice, especially in the straight male community. It is often thought of as a homosexual sex act. However, this is not true. Straight men often think that their dominance and masculinity will be in jeopardy if they even think about anything "gay" at all, let alone a female bleeping them with a rubber dick. Pegging is not a gay thing whatsoever.

@Freda
I am in awe of your knowledge and ability to express it so accurately. (I was not aware of these, and in no way am grateful for personal use eww)

Indeed, I respect your contributions to this thread
more than I can adequately express, especially your obsevations into the gruesome twosome.

Your insights and clarity break through all the inculcated PC nonsense that is propogated through the government and MSM 😊
 
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The Hilaria Baldwin fiasco is raising more issues about MMs weird voice.... she is certifiable


Seems like more people are cottoning on to the fact that these two are just pathetic little grifters who use their child for money
Using the child as accessories is sadly a thing used by many. https://nypost.com/2020/12/28/its-not-just-her-name-hilaria-baldwins-entire-life-is-a-fake/


We need to make sure we stay true though, and not criticise them for not showing Farchie and then criticising them when they do. It is all nuanced and about the execution

Here we go: the wokesters don't want William to see the throne
 
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Re: the child in the podcast.
Com on guys- The boy is 19 months not 12. It’s completely possible for children that age to parrot a (trained- obviously not the first time they did this) sequence of all of three words with a good pronunciation. Many children are speaking in 1-2 word sentences at their 1st birthday while others can already walk freely even before that. Those differences in the development areas shrink the older they get. I see both types regularly and it’s just completely normal. I doubt he has any understanding of the concept but that is definitely to abstract for even many three-four year olds.
 
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Which when I saw Zara going to town (slapping) on hazza and Mike and the rest of England RF team letting her just go for it without batting an eyelash,... frankly makes sense. Btw: they loathe him. They would rather have wills or no one. They are mild monarchists (respect for T Q and all that) but loathe Hazzard and always have and are annoyed he is associated with them. He never played rugby: big whinging cry baby " do you know who I am?!?!" If tackled or even touched. Ergo you don't see many PR moments with them /him. They bleeping loathe him. Theu like usimg Freda terms for him.


Oof. There is a definition in Urban dictionary that suggests that roast chicken is that, I think. Either way (averts the eyes)
I like Zara even more now!

If we Tattlers are able to join the dots about the possibility / probability of JCMH's non-consensual 'rough' treatment of sex workers, then what must the Palace and MSM be aware of? We'll probably never find out but it's all good leverage over him.

Verrry interesting that that they and their rugby playing chums despise JCMH. I can't imagine they keep it hidden from him but he's either unaware or doesn't care. He's such an odious twit.

One positive thing that Smeggy's done is brought the real JCMH into view.

I've said it before but he's toast whichever way you spin it. Unless Smeggy is shut down / shut up by whatever means, her account on life with the real JCMH will bring in the dollars and publicity for a long, long time.
 
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Re: the child in the podcast.
Com on guys- The boy is 19 months not 12. It’s completely possible for children that age to parrot a (trained- obviously not the first time they did this) sequence of all of three words with a good pronunciation. Many children are speaking in 1-2 word sentences at their 1st birthday while others can already walk freely even before that. Those differences in the development areas shrink the older they get. I see both types regularly and it’s just completely normal. I doubt he has any understanding of the concept but that is definitely to abstract for even many three-four year olds.
I suppose anything is possible when you keep borrowing your "son" from a child actor agency ;)
 
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Tom Cruise doing strange and as yet unknown things with a dead fish in the bathroom....( does anyone have any ideas ???)
This I believe to be an urban legend as the same story goes around with Richard Gere. But it seems there are people doing this stuff.

And yes, we do have any ideas, but only we explored the weird stuff in one of the older threads. Search for one where we discussed "yachting" and "Dubai". ;) And then, if you are up to it, follow the lead.

But be warned, it might teach you more than you were hoping for and some things can not make unseen or unheard. Especially the VERY icky stuff.
 
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This I believe to be an urban legend as the same story goes around with Richard Gere. But it seems there are people doing this stuff.

And yes, we do have any ideas, but only we explored the weird stuff in one of the older threads. Search for one where we discussed "yachting" and "Dubai". ;) And then, if you are up to it, follow the lead.

But be warned, it might teach you more than you were hoping for and some things can not make unseen or unheard. Especially the VERY icky stuff.
Wasn't the urban legend about Richard Gere the one about the gerbil up his bum? Or was that somebody else, I've forgotten.

Two different folks are rumoured to have said they've seen Cruise buy a fish and then disappear into the gents with it, those sea bass have big mouths you know. Get your hook stuck in one of those buggers you're in trouble 🤣🐟🐟
 
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So for the first podcast Hazza had to ask Sir Elton a favour to appear. They also had to drag poor Archiekins in as well. Seems like their podcast can only go downhill from here....🍿
 
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Celt's latest video. She has listened to the podcast and didnt think it was too bad. Also talks about refurbishment at BP

 
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Defo. The song has always felt cultish... even when I was a kid and heard the song. Creepy. They are going to start a ministry.... in the US the ultimate money laundering "charity" swizz
Haha...someone in a comment somewhere said they are slowly turning into Jim and Tammy Faye. İ had no idea who these people were but a quick google and İ tend to agree for the evangelical, fraudulent, high spending just alone.
 
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Re: the child in the podcast.
Com on guys- The boy is 19 months not 12. It’s completely possible for children that age to parrot a (trained- obviously not the first time they did this) sequence of all of three words with a good pronunciation. Many children are speaking in 1-2 word sentences at their 1st birthday while others can already walk freely even before that. Those differences in the development areas shrink the older they get. I see both types regularly and it’s just completely normal. I doubt he has any understanding of the concept but that is definitely to abstract for even many three-four year olds.
I guess if they spent a while training him, then perhaps yes...maybe he would just repeat like a parrot, without understanding the concept, which makes the whole venture even more repulsive. By the way, I don't have any ill feelings towards Archie, only his parents, and feel sorry for the kid. And I'm aware that children learn by repeating etc, I only have the issue with them exploiting it commercially, particularly after insisting on hiding him away from the World, because, you know, "privacy".
 
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Aren't this nauseating pair so clever? Showing us a drawing of Archie and permitting us to hear his voice, making money from him, without having to show a single photo. I really hope karma comes for them soon
 
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Celt's latest video. She has listened to the podcast and didnt think it was too bad. Also talks about refurbishment at BP

The CringeCast was created by Spotify's production company so it's well made but dull, dull, dull.

I wonder how many people gave up after a few minutes? Is there anything worth subscribing for? It strikes me that all the wallpapering of press with PR is working against them. No need to spend 30 minutes listening if you can read a story in the Guardian that gives you the juicy bits.

Anyway, the format seems clear. Scripted links for Ginge'n'Cringe, a pre-recorded celebrity interview, a few inspiring (woke) voices (inner city teachers, community activists, tales from the soup kitchens), and a royal anecdote. I predict Diana for the next episode. And a massive PR blast.

When Kate guested on Giovanna Fletcher's baby podcast, it hit No.1 in the UK Podcast charts. It was an interesting, personal and authentic listen, as well.
 
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listen to the Miracle Dollchild Speaking bit here without increasing the Spotify listening figures

Haha...someone in a comment somewhere said they are slowly turning into Jim and Tammy Faye. İ had no idea who these people were but a quick google and İ tend to agree for the evangelical, fraudulent, high spending just alone.
I had thought about those two as well. They made so much money out of the evangelism they had their own TV network and theme park. There's definitely a gap there for Meghan and Harry to fill.;):rolleyes::sneaky:
 
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I guess if they spent a while training him, then perhaps yes...maybe he would just repeat like a parrot, without understanding the concept, which makes the whole venture even more repulsive. By the way, I don't have any ill feelings towards Archie, only his parents, and feel sorry for the kid. And I'm aware that children learn by repeating etc, I only have the issue with them exploiting it commercially, particularly after insisting on hiding him away from the World, because, you know, "privacy".
exactly. They have lowered the poor missing dollchild to the status of a performing seal in a run down Florida sea life park.
 
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I note that one of the guests on the nauseau-inducing podcast is Stacey Abrams a "Democrat activist".

The BRF are not supposed to get involved in political issues, but Smeggy can't resist sticking her snout in, can she? March cannot come soon enough.

Edited to correct punctuation error.
Off topic - Stacey Abrams is an impressive woman registering voters and helping formerly disenfranchised voters, including disabled accessibility (in my opinion). I’ve heard other interviews and she speaks a lot of sense.
On topic - no clue why she would agree to do this - apart from publicity, she is hardworking and capable, and surely able to spot a grifter a mile away. And publicity for the democrats is overtly political which is against HM rules

Today's UK Podcast charts:


1. The Joe Rogan Experience
2. Shagged Married Annoyed...
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15. My Dad Wrote a Porno
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16. No Such Thing As A Fish
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17. Archewell CringeCast aka No Such Thing as an Archie....

They have spent close to a million on publicity for this. No. 17 was possibly not the result they were looking for...
Will listen to Adam
Buxton and Louis Theroux today then - keep those numbers up
 
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Archewell Audio Spotify chart round up

- 17 in UK
- 23 in Canada
- 53 in Australia
- 68 in USA (!!!)

Given the massive promo heavily featuring the first words spoken by 'Baby Archie' to get the audience, they'll be throwing teapots at those numbers.
 
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