I am an uptight typical Brit, nobody gets a kind regards from me. I am also extremely sparing with signing things Love and adding xxx is very unlikely.
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This is one of my fave reggae songs, so it pains me a little bit to dedicate it to Megsie at this time!
I’m going, said I’m going (rep)
I’m going to tell the world about it (doo doo doo doo doo)
I’m going to tell the world to shout it (doo doo doo doo doo)
going back to Africa cos I’m black
going back to Africa and it‘s a fact
I’m going, said I’m going (rep)
I’m going to tell the world about it (doo doo doo doo doo)
I’m going to tell the world to shout it (doo doo doo doo doo)
going back to Africa cos I’m black
going back to Africa and it‘s a fact
Sue Smith. Is M the mother - prove it!
100 of the schoolgirls who were kidnapped by Boko Haran in 2014 are still missing / held in captivity but I doubt Meghan will use her position and make a public plea to return them despite being a ‘feminist’ in Nigeria.
Here's the UK govt advice on travelling to Nigeria:
Nigeria travel advice
FCDO travel advice for Nigeria. Includes safety and security, insurance, entry requirements and legal differences.
Don't forget his medal for being Helmand's bestest Call of Dutyist. Should've been given a chocolate coin on some tit rag rather than the genuine medal.Where are the medals?
We need the medals!
Don't ever forget the medals. How else is Harold going to show disabled ex-military peeps that he too suffered when he was deployed to three... count them, three of Gangan's jubilees
You'd have to pay me to go thereHere's the UK govt advice on travelling to Nigeria:
.Nigeria travel advice
FCDO travel advice for Nigeria. Includes safety and security, insurance, entry requirements and legal differences.www.gov.uk
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I wonder how much Harold is getting paid for going
it must be a lot for him to risk it.
Well if they wear outfits like these she will save money on the fake tan (less area exposed) and both will save on the expense of hairdos/extensions/hair plugs so it’s a win/win situation for them.
Harry & Meghan #439 - Nigeria safer than the UK? We have to ask, are you OK?
What the duck are they actually going there FOR? Are they going to be doing anything other than swanning about, pretending to big up Invictus whilst Smeg merches her overpriced wardrobe? We've never seen her participate in anything sporty (unlike Catherine). Have we got kidnapping of the flatpacks on the bingo card yet???
We can but hope and pray. This would explain the faux royal tour - making a renewed bid to have a job with the Commonwealth as everything else has turned to tit.
They're going so that a local leader can slip them some money in large brown envelopes as a bribe to hold the games there probably.
They won't take the flatpacks to Nigeria after all a trip to Disneyland, a local restaurant or the local park is outlawed for those dollies
What if Harold and Smegz get kidnapped? Who would bother paying a ransom? And who would take charge of the poor flatpacks 🫠
I do believe at least Archie has her DNA hes a mini Thomas Markle which Is suspect she hates Now whether he is 'of her body' is suspect
But are they taking the flat packs with them? Is this a cunning plan for the ‘children’ to be kidnapped and never to be seen again? Easier for them to disappear forever in Africa than the USA?
I feel they are getting close to having to play their final hand for world wide sympathy ..... could this be the time?
P.s. No malice intended, I’m a flat pack truther so I believe no kids ever existed so I
can’t see any other way they can hide their non existence as they get older.
ETA .... apologies @KatLit , catching up and see you’ve already mentioned flat pack kidnapping.
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Banging on about how unsafe the UK is and demanding the highest level security and then announcing they are going to Nigeria without making any comment about security concerns.
Can't they see how stupid they look?
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We did all have fake kidnap attempt on our list of stunts they are likely to pull.
So there would be a lot of Tattlers saying I told you so if they did stage this.
Can't they see how stupid they look?
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But are they taking the flat packs with them? Is this a cunning plan for the ‘children’ to be kidnapped and never to be seen again? Easier for them to disappear forever in Africa than the USA?
I feel they are getting close to having to play their final hand for world wide sympathy ..... could this be the time?
We did all have fake kidnap attempt on our list of stunts they are likely to pull.
So there would be a lot of Tattlers saying I told you so if they did stage this.
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