The tides are definitely turning……
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She can be President.
President of American Royal Overseas…..she wishes!
I think Talk have let him go.
I hope so.
Dreadful attitude.
I know I take the pee out of Angela but, good for her.
TRG. M ripped apart for sending kris jenner garbage jam
Must watch
My money is on Jar21According to Neil Sean 2 people rejected the jam and sent it back. I'm not going to bother linking the video because that's all he says and he doesn't say who they were.
I know @Cinnamon.girl likes to see a glimpse of Seanbut there's no other information from him.
Who do we think rejected the jam?
Maybe Michelle Obama 🫠
Laura Poirot
Yes I agree Angela isn't perfect and spouts a fair bit of nonsense but she's not horrible. JJ on the other hand is a rude bleep.
Isn't the other difference that Gwyneth has things to sell...
I think it's an ant
The Art of the Markle Deal.
You give me contract and pay me millions.
I do bugger all.
As the contract is coming to an end, I have a flurry of activity that makes it look like I haven't been doing bugger all.
In return I offer you a 5% share in a jam company that has a turnover of less than bugger all.
When you don't renew the contract, I blame you for not helping me.
You give me contract and pay me millions.
I do bugger all.
As the contract is coming to an end, I have a flurry of activity that makes it look like I haven't been doing bugger all.
In return I offer you a 5% share in a jam company that has a turnover of less than bugger all.
When you don't renew the contract, I blame you for not helping me.
After the wedding in 2018, the ILBW could have had the world at her feet. People liked her and her husband, waited to see where she was going, stood behind the causes she supported. Her first year within TRF her wardrobe cost more than Catherine's and Camilla's and Charles paid for it. They were offered a big house in a privileged estate that they renovated as they wished and the tax payers paid for it. Still, when doing a pap walk in a country with far less privilege people than the ILBW she claimed "she should get paid for doing that".
Nothing was enough. So she threw a tantrum, "sobbing on the floor", and convinced her dimwit that Americans would love them, would PAY them the billions she thought she was worth it. By then, all they did was front page material. They had the world's eyes on them and the power to actually make a difference with it. But they didn't.
Now they are a joke. They get the headlines by saying nasty things about those who fed them for so long, but even those headlines now come out with remarkable skepticism. Except for the ones who put their egos on the line for the duo - the Omids, the Tessas, and the likes of it - the ones who use them for an agenda - the shouty, the bouzy -and the ones who play their game of favour to favour friendship - Melissa and Calling - no one cares what they think. Their power, their star power is gone. They stand for nothing but themselves in a victim narrative that is so widespread, that has so many milking from it, that two very privileged dimwits with a Royal title and a pampered existence can only be ridiculed over it.
So the King's jam is sold out, the King just announces his comeback, Louis has a new photo - all the front pages are theirs. The Harkles? A humorous article on the entertainment news, side by side with Love Islands latest botox and BGT next big promises.
Nothing was enough. So she threw a tantrum, "sobbing on the floor", and convinced her dimwit that Americans would love them, would PAY them the billions she thought she was worth it. By then, all they did was front page material. They had the world's eyes on them and the power to actually make a difference with it. But they didn't.
Now they are a joke. They get the headlines by saying nasty things about those who fed them for so long, but even those headlines now come out with remarkable skepticism. Except for the ones who put their egos on the line for the duo - the Omids, the Tessas, and the likes of it - the ones who use them for an agenda - the shouty, the bouzy -and the ones who play their game of favour to favour friendship - Melissa and Calling - no one cares what they think. Their power, their star power is gone. They stand for nothing but themselves in a victim narrative that is so widespread, that has so many milking from it, that two very privileged dimwits with a Royal title and a pampered existence can only be ridiculed over it.
So the King's jam is sold out, the King just announces his comeback, Louis has a new photo - all the front pages are theirs. The Harkles? A humorous article on the entertainment news, side by side with Love Islands latest botox and BGT next big promises.
And that Gwyneth first established herself as a star, someone who's bankable and who can actually drive the market. She built relationships with all the right people, the exact reputation that would work with a lifestyle brand, and only then started the newsletter (minimum investment) that she grew into a business selling physical products.
Maybe the ship has sailed when it comes to Smegs and Hollywood, or maybe it can only get worse from here on so she wanted to cash in on whatever goodwill she has left before it's gone, but Smegs should have launched her Tig 2.0 first. The market is too saturated and the global economy too uncertain to take massive risks, even with someone else's money (assuming someone's backing her or she's using Sparry's inheritance supposedly earmarked for the alleged Flatpacks). Patience isn't really her strong suit though.
All of Smegs and Sparry's actions just keep showing that William and Catherine were and still are really smart to wait, watch, do their research, practise and then strike when the time is right. It's not exciting, maybe there are short-term losses (e.g. their reputations for being lazy or missing out on 'trending issues') but it's really smart and enduring. Does FarkeWell still exist?
Also, Gwyneth's identity is very clear - she's an actress and a businesswoman, and also does meaningful philanthropic work. When I try to remember what Smegs says she does, all I can remember is a jumble of phrases like no one asked if I was okay, The Duchess, they were racist to me, mom, humanitarian, supermodel, do you know she does voiceovers, washing up liquid, Suits, oat coffee, etc etc. None of those phrases evokes memories of any real good work done
The fun part is, I don't particularly like Gwyneth and sometimes I actively really dislike her. So I was writing this post without bias.
From the above article:
Netflix could step in to help Meghan Markle run new brand
The Duchess of Sussex was unable to fulfil her ambitions within the Royal Family . Now, she seems to be struggling to achieve them outside it as well.www.dailymail.co.uk
I just couldn't help myself but post this...
It's happening in such slo-mo it's almost hilarious! And damned well deserved!
"Kris Jenner was the latest celebrity to receive the jam-shaped present"
Everything about the jam is an absolute joke.
Was this one shared? Nicked from Saint il Duce.
In the United Kingdom, those who received the medal were:[2]
Jings, it must sting Hasno that he didn’t get one
- Individuals who actively contributed to the official Coronation events in Westminster Abbey and processions, and other officially recognised ceremonial Coronation events.
- Serving members of the Armed Forces who had completed five full calendar years of service on 6 May 2023 or participated in Armed Forces Coronation events during the course of 2023.
- Frontline emergency personnel who had been in paid service, retained or in a voluntary capacity, dealing with emergencies as part of their conditions of service, and who had completed five full calendar years of service on 6 May 2023;
- Publicly employed prison services personnel who had completed five full calendar years of service on 6 May 2023.
- Living individual recipients of the George Cross and of the Victoria Cross.[2]
Jings, it must sting Hasno that he didn’t get one
I’m saying Jill Biden sent hers back with a note …… “You can stick your jam and your lemons where the sun don’t shine. The last basket of lemons you sent to me I returned, when are you going to take the hint ffs, I don’t want to be your friend!”According to Neil Sean 2 people rejected the jam and sent it back. I'm not going to bother linking the video because that's all he says and he doesn't say who they were.
I know @Cinnamon.girl likes to see a glimpse of Sean
Who do we think rejected the jam?
Maybe Michelle Obama 🫠
Definitely
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