Harry & Meghan #437 When life gives you lemons, make overpriced strawberry jam

[Thalia]

Pov.

Missed opportunity there

Imagine the total epicness of the Spice Girls singing and Rachel elbowing her way in trying to look like she belonged.

Just like that time she sang White Christmas at the USO concert but with the added bonus of her trying to simultaneously flash her jam basket at David Beckham

 

[Chita]

Missed opportunity there

Imagine the total epicness of the Spice Girls singing and Rachel elbowing her way in trying to look like she belonged.

Just like that time she sang White Christmas at the USO concert but with the added bonus of her trying to simultaneously flash her jam basket at David Beckham

Posh has got a see through skirt on.
Don't think Meghan would like the competition.

 

[TeaTimeTreats]

Do we think Meg likes her donuts like Bob Marley?

With jammin….

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Missed opportunity there

Imagine the total epicness of the Spice Girls singing and Rachel elbowing her way in trying to look like she belonged.

Just like that time she sang White Christmas at the USO concert but with the added bonus of her trying to simultaneously flash her jam basket at David Beckham

I’ve attended USO shows while on active duty. That was THE CRINGIEST THING I’VE EVER seen!!

 

[DesperatelySeekingSnoozes]

@DesperatelySeekingSnoozes I LOVE your profile name!! I see you’re new so Welcome!!!

Ah thanks so much! I’ve been lurking on Tattle since the MOD thing kicked off a few years ago (but now spend more time reading you brilliant lot on these threads than I do tending to my children or doing any work )

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Posh has got a see through skirt on.
Don't think Meghan would like the competition.

Yeah ‘cause this was quite enough

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

 

[ChipDex]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

Did we see this one? Abigail rolling around on a lawn with the jam-and-lemon 'basket' which looks more like an urn, and kissing what looks like one of Smeg's dogs.

 

[Salacious]

Anyone else all jam'd out?

Jam
It ain't too much stuff (jam)
It ain't too much, it ain't too a-much for me to!

The Jackson estate will probably sue M+H for using the song in their 'commercial'.

 

[LadyMuck]

Bookworm. More info on the invisikids

 

[Libitina]

It's life, Jam but not as we know it.

Please submit that as a thread title!

 

[Chita]

Harry & Meghan #438 - it's life, Jam, but not as we know it.

 

[GirlWithThePearlEarhole]

I'm not surprised they aren't filming in the kitchen of that house because I don't think they live in it.

I AM surprised a neighbour has allowed them to film in theirs.

I assume it’s a house that the owners rent out to film companies. I don’t think they’re neighbours just doing her a favour. Mind you, she’d probably love to be their friend as I read they are an incredibly wealthy couple.

 

[Cat Eyez]

Bookworm. More info on the invisikids

Did you listen Lady M?
Any good?

 

[LadyMuck]

Did you listen Lady M?
Any good?

Yes very juicy gossip!

 

[Plantagenet]

Flotus writing a thank you note to MM:

When I opened up the box, I saw that the jar was cracked and the ants had gotten into it. There wasn't much I could do about that. Thank you for thinking of me, but unfortunately, I wasn't able to taste it. I'm sure you will understand if I feel that I can't leave a comment.
Best personal regards,
Dr. Jill B.

Flotus turns to assistant and says:

Throw that tit out and why did you bring it into our living quarters in the first place? Keep up your poor performance and I will write you a reference letter so you can go work for that delusional witch!

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Scotch Mist]

@cjguk has received a mysterious package

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

I’m wondering if the oligarch mentioned in this is somehow bankrolling the Gruesomes! Wasn’t the home they supposedly “bought” previously owned by an Oligarch as well as that place in Canada where they stayed?!?!