Harry & Meghan #434 Titled and ENtitled

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If they all come I'm fine with the kids being out of the public eye except for one thing.
I want an official photograph of them with Harry and Meghan. No other royal family members just Harry, Meghan, Archie and Lili.

All facing the camera, no photoshopping.
Watermarked so nobody can mess with it.

And if they come to a venue where other royals are present, motorcade them in and motorcade them out 20 minutes later with RF authorised camera crew filming their arrival and exit so there can be no doubt any time spent with any of the RF was less than 20 mins.


If they are in the line of succession to the throne of my country, I want to see an official photo of them like I have seen of all the others.




And yes, as @Thalia wisely says, have all the other royals post footage of them in a different place at the exact same time. Live film footage, even better.
 
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Happy Hump Day Tattlers! I hope you all have a great day and Smegs does some dumb shit so we can all laugh at her!
Speaking of dumb shit, here’s a Hump Day meme. Some of you will get this; others may not, but I still couldn't resist!! Cheers!!
 
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True. Even Peter's daughters are more in demand than the Flatpacks. Anne's grandchildren are all quite feisty and entertaining, and well known to be so, and Savannah is growing up to be quite a beauty, as are the others very likely to be.

Louise and James have managed to stay under the radar in spite of being at most big events, so much so that Louise surprised everyone with how stunning she looked at an event a few months ago (I don't remember which one it was).

We know nothing about the Flatpacks, other than that maybe the boy is an Urban Dictionary expert and likes kitchen appliances, and the girl has "blue blue eyes" and legs that disappear.

That's just not as interesting as little ones who take the King's lap for granted (in the best way), or sass their parents, uncles and aunts without discrimination, or make sure that their cousins (and cousins' half-siblings) are feeling included and comfortable.

The children being kind, sweet and caring while also being mischievous is what makes us relate to them and feel affection for them as our own niblings (even for those of us in ther countries!). It's a good foundation for them to become social "influencers".

That's not something that those two who can't be tolerated without (or even with) spin-masters trying to improve their images 24×7, would understand.


Even if the Flatpacks are real (I hope not!), Smegs needs to get over herself. There are children in far more unsafe situations around the world, and they don't necessarily get any extra protection. They and their parents or guardians still go about their lives, or at least don't create a scene all the time. Yes, even when the children are being specifically targeted. No one really cares about her sprogs, other than maybe the unhinged ones that she herself has encouraged. And before any Sugars jump in, our "caring" is limited only to the mysteries surrounding their births and legality of inclusion in the LoS. Most sane people don't like being lied to.


Harry is rumoured to be visiting the UK again in a few weeks.....................



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This is brilliant!
 
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I do wish 'everyone' would refuse to use their titles as they've attacked TRF and the British public on so many occasions. 'Just call me Harry' needs to resurrected. Simple Mr and Mrs should be used in the States as they don't do Royal titles, and everyone should respect their 'freedom flight' away from the racist RF and country. Let them live their dream. Make the titles pointless by not using them.
 
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Neil Sean. M wants to go on Ru Paul show??

Bonus if she did appear - she might learn how to present herself. And having Ru Paul turn to her and say "I'd say 'Don't fuck it up' but its too late for that. Can I get an amen?!?"
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And so we can retain the 'alliterate one' we call them Mr and Mrs Harold & Megain Mountbatten Windsor. They've sullied every other moniker, they might as well continue that tradition.
 
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Recently saw this IG post referring to him as "His Royal Highness (disused) Prince Harry".

I wanted to tell them to re-write it as 'NOT His Royal Highness The Useless Prince Harry', or as 'His un-Royal High-ness The Useless Prince Harry'.

Too many people are relying on me to not lose the rest of my sanity for me to engage with Sugars though


ETA: Smegs can be 'Her Hoeness', if she really can't survive without her delusions of grandeur. That's one title we won't begrudge her.
 
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Bonus if she did appear - she might learn how to present herself. And having Ru Paul turn to her and say "I'd say 'Don't fuck it up' but its too late for that. Can I get an amen?!?"
Will she recognise the ironing board in the workroom?
 
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Perfect!
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I do like 'The Useless' for Harry. Very apt.
 
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I am LOVING how the moonbump chatter is amplifying on SM. Interesting theory here about how Smeg is so consumed with jealousy over Princess Catherine that she literally had to compete and 'prove' that she could get megnant quickly

 
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In reality what have they got left?
Avoid Rachel’s Orrifice is dead in the water - it launched with nothing, to nothing and wasn’t ready.

Other than the children they’ve nothing that anyone is interested in, they’ve fucked it.
 
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Maybe Catherine or William could take the photo, they're excellent amateur photographers after all!
 
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Remember when she claimed 40 or so paps would be stalking her and the Flatpacks if she did the school run in the UK?
Yes . As if.
I can well imagine her trying to get attention while driving them to school but nobody having a smidgen of interest.
 
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In reality what have they got left?
Avoid Rachel’s Orrifice is dead in the water - it launched with nothing, to nothing and wasn’t ready.

Other than the children they’ve nothing that anyone is interested in, they’ve fucked it.
I don't understand why Smegz rushed to get her ARO profile up when it wasn't ready. Surely the first rule of business is to start small with some products in place and then expand as your business grows.
 
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In reality what have they got left?
Avoid Rachel’s Orrifice is dead in the water - it launched with nothing, to nothing and wasn’t ready.

Other than the children they’ve nothing that anyone is interested in, they’ve fucked it.
Maybe she'll go for a rebrand:

The Beige Stuff
Joe Beiges
Beige and Spencer
Beigerose
Primarkle
Beigebury's
Beige, Beige & Beyond
The Dollar Whore

 
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I don't understand why Smegz rushed to get her ARO profile up when it wasn't ready. Surely the first rule of business is to start small with some products in place and then expand as your business grows.
If she'd had products ready, no matter how shit they are, the Sugars would have bought some. Now she just looks like a vindictive bitch and a complete twat. Nothing new there!
 
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There hasn't been one of them all together The one with her holding lili up she had alien fingers

A straightforward portrait
After all they ARE a Prince and Princess of the UK and commonwealth AND in the LOS
Theres privacy like W&C have then theres being deliberately secretive and misleading
 
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Maybe she'll go for a rebrand:

The Beige Stuff
Joe Beiges
Beige and Spencer
Beigerose
Primarkle
Beigebury's
Beige, Beige & Beyond
The Dollar Whore


Oh I love this. Can I join in?

Beige
Beige House Beige Market
Beige Direct
Coffee Beige
Beige Beige
 
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