Wills, hey hi!
I have been in touch with my emotions and realized that M and I love you both so much. Thanks for agreeing to talk to me. Hey, I am planning to fly over immediately and stop by just to offer my help. The American media keeps saying how much you need me…like a knight in shining armor to the rescue…I was born for this.
Just want to mention that my friend is going to give me a ride..ya know, low-key cause I don’t have security. He may have a camera with him, just in case the Paps spot me. Nothing to do with you or Kate.He will just wander around the house while we visit. What room exactly is Kate’s sick room?
No, just wondering.
How’d I meet him? Oh..ummm..on a project M and I did…what does it matter?
Our good friend Gayle is…coincidentally…hitching a ride too. Just happens to be heading to the UK on Oprah’s private plane same time as me. Amazing woman…knows a lot about medicine too…has done so many interviews with top Docs. Soooo if she can just have a peek at Kate’s medical file while we visit, she is really happy to give you some American insights. She won’t say a word. We all just want to help.
Hey, Meg wondered if there was anything she could personally do for poor Kate. M knows a. great jeweler in LA who could get Kate’s jewelry cleaned while she is…laid up…and Archewell will even pick up the bill. M mentioned Mom’s engagement ring, in particular….she feels it needs a little sprucing.
So when..uh…Willy?
Willy…Willy????? Did you hang up? Willy????
You can hang up the extension now, darling. Stop screaming …I tried!
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