Harry & Meghan #393 Bell-End Game

[Shushex]

Thanks to @Doodlebug005 for the winning title. i hyphenated so it won't be censored, hopefully.

As the title said, excerpts from Scobie Doo's book were published in the Mirror and they're as fantasist as expected, even this one and his wife distanced themselves from their pom-pom girl mouthpiece.
A new game of will they/won't they: now it's about being invited to spend Christmas with the RF; "a royal insider" claims that one's ILBW is always messaging with King Daddy and sending him AI generated photos of the littles.
The ILBW made an appearance at some Variety gala and she had to be literally shoved off the red carpet, hence gaining the nickname of Move Along Markle.
Two bigwigs from Ingriftus left under murky circumstances, so now we were graced with an appearance from those two at the Canucks game in Vancouver as a way to deflect.

old thread here:

Harry & Meghan #392 Stop trying to make Meghan Markle happen, she's just not happening.

Welcome to the shiny new thread and many thanks to @Hannahebee for the thread title! Recap: same old, same old... KC3 turned 75, had a party and allegedly spoke to H&M on the phone and the kids filmed some sort of video for him... we remain dubious. Scobie doo's book has been released and it's...

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If i forgot anything, please add to the recap.

 

[LadyMuck]

Another event that they could've taken Archie to, but didn't.

Thanks for new thread and fab title !

 

[Heidi88]

When the titles flicked up I was thinking...good for Meghan not using "Duchess of Sussex" but I didnt have my glasses on. Then I saw it was below "Meghan Markle".

Why would you keep the title the institution you hate have given you?

 

[cjguk]

Thanks @Shushex for the new thread and recap, congrats to @Doodlebug005 for the amazing title

 

[wibble]

Puck off Harry...

I know the feeling.

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

The witch really thinks she can compete with this

 

[Just_me1954]

Thanks for new thread. Am going to be cheeky and put forward thread title again

Harry & Meghan #394 Move Along Markle

 

[JAR21]

Cringe videos from last night’s ice hockey saved here:

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And the archived Mail article:

Harry and Meghan are joined by their entourage at the ice hockey as t…

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[ChipDex]

Thanks for the new thread and title.

Spotted on Tumblr.

The cypher.

Up there on the screen with their names. Previously seen on their personalised doormat.

And Hazbeen loving it.

How utterly low rent can you get?

The closest Smeg's ever going to get to a 'tiara moment' in public. The desperation is real.

 

[SunsetBeach]

Why is the DM giving them so much coverage? It’s infuriating!!! I check out the DM for Strictly gossip and don’t want to be presented with those two nut jobs all the time.

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[cjguk]

Suspicious timing of the pictures of the ice hockey game when today is the state visit of the President of the Republic of Korea with W&C playing a major role

 

[ChipDex]

If there's a funding shortfall as per the reports, Hazza's probably going to have to do some serious work getting commercial sponsors.

I doubt the Canadian taxpayers will want to oblige.

ETA:

Expect more. He's on a PR tour.

Funny how, of all the weeks, it just has to coincide with the State Visit.

 

[StSaturnindeLucian]

Re Omid, the sugars seems to now think he's opportunistic and using H & M.

In book excerpts he has the nerve to say Sussexit (hadn't heard that one before) didn't go to plan and Celeb*tchy is going mental over it.

He's toast.

 

[Bellatrix Lestrange]

The Daily Mail are making quite a big deal of MA being with them at the ice hockey - how long will it be before they 'accidently' let slip who he really is ie her pimp?!

 

[SunsetBeach]

Suspicious timing of the pictures of the ice hockey game when today is the state visit of the President of the Republic of Korea with W&C playing a major role

Nothing shows up how far the Sussex’s have fallen then the comparison of throwing a puck v meeting world leaders. D list and falling.

I’d love Omid to get a taste of his own medicine with the sugars turning on him.

 

[PurpleReign]

Re Omid, the sugars seems to now think he's opportunistic and using H & M.

In book excerpts he has the nerve to say Sussexit (hadn't heard that one before) didn't go to plan and Celeb*tchy is going mental over it.

He's toast.

Good, little tit, lets see him now thrown well and truly under the bus so he never shows his bitchy little self again

 

[ChipDex]

Re Omid, the sugars seems to now think he's opportunistic and using H & M.

In book excerpts he has the nerve to say Sussexit (hadn't heard that one before) didn't go to plan and Celeb*tchy is going mental over it.

He's toast.

Spotted this comment elsewhere.

Probably an accurate assessment of how the "plan" was supposed to go. And didn't.

The so-called Year of 'Reconciliation' wasn't about mending fences. It was meant to be the Year of the RF's Capitulation/Humiliation.

 

[GalaxyGirl70]

Wow their PR team must be working overtime to make Meg "happen". I hope they're being paid well because it must be a thankless task - PR team frantically seeking an opening of an envelope for them to attend, Meg finds another eye wateringly expensive outfit that she will look awful in, appearance happens and then the media rip it to shreds. That must be the WORST job to have to do and I bet the juniors all hide in the loos so they're not assigned onto their team

 

[Maggiemaynot]