Harry & Meghan #351 If you can‘t polish a turd, you can wrap it in gold.

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The Wicked Lady

Great news everyone! I'm getting an award!
I've been inspired by Duchess Meghan and I wasn't sure whether to go for The National Television Awards, Rear of the Year or an Olympic Gold Medal. However, I think they are a bit frivolous and I want to promote my brand as an intellectual, feminist and philanthropist. So I've decided on... the Nobel Prize for Peace - Yay!
I've sent the organisers £10 and am looking forward to the award ceremony. Just need to get a gold lamé tie for my bodyguard...
 
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DanDanTheIceCreamMan

Chelsea Flower Show coverage update

Bruce Oldfield is currently talking to Monty about designing QC's coronation gown (so 45 mins into episode 4 if you want to see it on the Iplayer later on).
 
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Wackie Jeaver

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" (fred) if she actually goes to the Greasy Awards tonight... I'm crap at starting them, anyone else want to volunteer?
 
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Evangelina

Indeed. However most ''slimmers down'' (the Monarchy)usually never give answers to ''how'' things should work.
Many are uterly confussed about the Scandi Model (seems to be some kind of a utopian Monarchy concept)
They forget the numbers.
Forget the British position (Empire/spheres of influence)and the advantages/dangers of it.
The reasons why the Queen implemented her relatives.
How it was before that.
The chipping away concept.
The facts that Charles isnt' George VI, Cams isn't QM, and Kate isn't a media mastermind like Diana was.
 
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knoddle

Well the reeks are rather ab-whore-runt, catastrophically so. They don't seem to understand the correct usage of descriptors, perhaps they need to read more posts from Nuttynana
 
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D. A.

I can't believe they are having staff double down on their near death car cash (cash? I mean crash but suitable Freudian slip!)
And now this.......
 
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Evangelina

Bow tie in gold lamé maybe, but not a tie.
The dress code.
 
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SweetSummerChild

I’m curious as to the thought processes behind that debacle. They knew where they were supposed to be, and deliberately flouted protocol. Did they believe if they ignored all the protocols it would be allowed to fly, and they would be allowed to have equal status with the then-Cambridges? Surely they didn’t believe that? Banana Leg’s body language in that footage was sooo provocative. Were they deliberately pissing everyone off, and if so what outcome we’re they hoping for?
 
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LadyMuck

The talk earlier was that H knew nothing about going in through the back door, hence his furious red face and Smegz smiling and,Doris nodded off
 
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wisebutwild

There’s some spare gold ties in the VIP lounge, left there by our scantily clad waiters after our last party. Borrow one of those if you like.
 
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