The Wicked Lady
VIP Member
Amongst all this frivolity, I feel we must consider the people who were calling for an end to the Monarchy yesterday.
51% of the UK population are female. This means that any vote to abolish the Monarchy is bound to fail from the outset. However, a proposal that we all take it in turns to be Queen would be an overwhelming success.
What the Republicans fail to consider is the role of equerry. Whether you acknowledge his promotion or cling to the title 'Major Johnny', the fact remains that he is the centre of attention at any coronation. The undressing of the Monarch has given the majority of Tattlers a fit of the vapours, causing them to have impure thoughts. It is true to say that a lot of these thoughts centre around dragging him behind the screen that was conveniently provided. If he were to perform the same office at the inauguration of a President it would be a bit creepy. No-one wants to see him undoing Tony Blair's tie.
So, there you have it, the Monarchy is safe for now.
I also believe that Harold made up his mind to attend when Dior said they would pay him to merch their suit. He was probably hoping for a better offer, but as they say, 'needs must when the devil drives.' And we now know the devil wears Dior rather than Prada.![Devil :devilish: :devilish:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
51% of the UK population are female. This means that any vote to abolish the Monarchy is bound to fail from the outset. However, a proposal that we all take it in turns to be Queen would be an overwhelming success.
What the Republicans fail to consider is the role of equerry. Whether you acknowledge his promotion or cling to the title 'Major Johnny', the fact remains that he is the centre of attention at any coronation. The undressing of the Monarch has given the majority of Tattlers a fit of the vapours, causing them to have impure thoughts. It is true to say that a lot of these thoughts centre around dragging him behind the screen that was conveniently provided. If he were to perform the same office at the inauguration of a President it would be a bit creepy. No-one wants to see him undoing Tony Blair's tie.
So, there you have it, the Monarchy is safe for now.
I also believe that Harold made up his mind to attend when Dior said they would pay him to merch their suit. He was probably hoping for a better offer, but as they say, 'needs must when the devil drives.' And we now know the devil wears Dior rather than Prada.