Yay! Congrats!YAY! I've just become a VIP, and in time for the Coronation
And last year they didnt even mention his birthday. Didn't even release a new photo of the back of his head.Last night I was watching video of a very extragant celebrity birthday party for a one year old child. Over the years…I‘ve seen lots of photos, videos of these lavish parties, among the Hollywood elite that the Gruesomes purport to be part of. M&H have staff, a huge home, grounds that could support a tent..but….nothing.
Except for the near empty do where Archie crawls on the table…why in 4 years have we seen no parties with other celebrity children or classmates or just these supposed ‘friends’ of the Markles? It seems to be the ‘custom’ among their new ‘set.’ Why isn’t Serena there with her child, for example? What would be the threat in a photo released by their PR days after the event?
Something just isn’t normal here. These children are truly ‘invisible.’ Something is very “off.” MM would surely want to flaunt her wealth among her new friends with a party suitable for her royal children. It is out of character for this narcissist to not compete.
Also….LA is a 90 minutes drive from Montecito. That’s not considering traffic. No way anyone is driving Lilibet that far every day and yet no photos. Or is she in a boarding nursery school up there…just kidding.
I cannot believe if those children were at the Jubilee that her vicious competitive personslity wouldn’t have trotted out cute photo after photo of them, to compete with K&C’s children.
I think M is not coming because she would have to bring the children…and that’s a very big problem.
So they're not on their way?More coronation drama!
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Proclaimers removed from King's coronation playlist
The BBC understands the move was made in response to complaints about the band's anti-royal views.www.bbc.co.uk
This is the first version saved on WayBackMachine:Why did the Telegraph agree to all these changes? They should have just pulled the article if it's so inaccurate. The Telegraph used to be a reputable paper, as far as such a thing exists. Or maybe there are none anymore.
Why does Harry always look like a stunned goat that's been asked to assemble an IKEA flatpack?
Ooops, being Sunday, it was the Observer rather than the weekday/Saturday issue of the Guardian.Oh dear, poor Diane…hoisted by her own petard.
Couldn‘t have happened to a better bigot.
Note that the Guardian editorial team did nowt to protect DA by pointing out politely before publication that her ‘draft’ letter might be a tad ‘off message’. Nope, they hung her out to dry on the bare desert rocks of exposed hypocrasies.
Urghhh! She ran the London Marathon did she, even though it’s quite blatantly racist? And it rained, which we all know is racist.I can't get over the fact that they felt the family were cold when they came for jubilee and queen's funeral. It beggars belief
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Look at those gorgeous dolphin teeth!!From Quora:
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She def had a filter/lighting etc for the TED talk as this looks like her previous face with cheek implants and a chubby chin (maybe implant). Lumpy looking when she smiles and a ski jump nose. So work done but hasn’t helped the situation!
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Exactly.Why isn't this the lead royal headline what a fantastic achievement & helping so many in need. Fuck the markles taking away from this.
Harry is on record saying the Telepraph isn't a tabloid.I'm inclined to agree with you that it's extremely unlikely Charles or any other member of the family has communicated with them directly since the Orca interview. They know anything they say will be twisted by the Harkles against them. The invitation to the Coronation would have been done through official channels too.
As I said the only point of interest here is who was the source talking to the Telegraph?
They had a cardboard cut out too! Which I'm convinced was Smegz, to wind up Piers
At least the middle parting doesnt look so white nowLong glossy hair like that is lovely on 17-year olds but this obviously synthetic wig parted down the middle makes Smeg look frankly ridiculous and like a long-faced and open-mouthed amalgam of Julia Roberts/Jane Seymour/Demi Moore/Jennifer Lopez. İs it real or is it filtered?