Harry & Meghan #315 Harry Plotter and the Instagram Loving B*tch Wife!

[SkiesOfBlue]

First came a moonbump which people admired
But the closer we looked, it looked flacid and tired
Then daily it moved - up, down and around
The bullshit, the lies, oh deceit you abound!

Smeg squatted on the pavement like she wanted to tit
Not fooling anyone, you duplicitous tit,
A dash to the Portland and nobody knew
A Nandos, some candles and then....a Flatpack too!

Not once but twice, yes there are two Flatpacks now
As well as the one under a Banyan tree...just how?
All crying in Monteshitshow cos' people hurt their egos
After South Parks miraculous job it's Buhbuh amigos!

 

[BlinkyBill]

Courtney Cox:

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Harry probably wasn't lying but she clearly doesn't appreciate the mushrooms story.

Courteney Cox Reflects on ‘Friends,’ Her Career, and Yes, Prince Harry Doing Mushrooms at Her House: ‘I Definitely Wasn’t Passing Them Out’

Courteney Cox reflects on her successful career from 'Friends' and 'Scream' to 'Shining Vale,' ahead of her walk of fame honor.

variety.com

yet another person Harold has compromised in Waaagh forced to respond - bet he gave her no prior heads-up either. Vile twit.

 

[LadyMuck]

Gotta laugh!

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

King is Kinging today...

Northern Ireland: King meets EU chief as NI Brexit deal done

Buckingham Palace said the King's meeting with Ursula von der Leyen at Windsor was on government advice.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Chita]

I think that W&C are still trying to work out the role for their kids due to the pressure and ages - different/easier with older kids with no future responsibility.

They've got to be very careful with George in particular as this is his future and they won't want to overwhelm him at this age with his destiny.

They will have a role and probably more than holding a pole burst it will be announced nearer the time. They are releasing the non important people stuff first - the bigger announcements will come later in the build up.

W and C's kids will definitely be there. Whether they have any "duties" to perform remains to be seen. I'm sure George and Charlotte will but maybe not Louis.

Don't you all think this publicity about Camilla's grandkids is a dig at the Harkles?
Look at us, we are not excluding any family members.
And to twist the knife, all of Charles' step-grandchildren are being given a role to play but all of his 'blood' grandchildren aren't.

(For the record I believe the children exist but I cannot fathom the mystery around their births. Something smells fishy but I don't know what)

 

[BlinkyBill]

As far as Cam’s grandkids, it adds Prince George, the future King as an afterthought. “Oh yeah. Prince George will also,be there. “. It’s non of my business but that just tastes wrong. Like oh great, here‘s another self interested woman trying to up her own self importance. Why are her grand kids promoted over the kids in the Los? Just my casual take on it.
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Yes, we will be vindicated when the batteries fall out at the coronation in May. Flapack Truthers!
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The role of Camilla's grandchildren is a separate issue to the roles of KC's own family, this will not be 'instead of' - we have only been 'fed' the former, we know very little of the latter. It has been suggested this was an anti RF/ ILBW PR move to stir up trouble. Back in this thread it was shown how the information has been manipulated, deleting the additional information that KC's family will have roles too.

Edited : just found it

 

[Scotch Mist]

Espesh the DM who seem to source half their stories from the mums site!!

God knows why when Tattle is much better informed about the Harkles and sugar free on this thread. The Mail could have saved themselves a lot of time and effort by looking on here!
The mums website is full of weirdos!

 

[Curly Top]

I am pretty sure H & M will be irritated by the idea of Camilla's grandchildren having roles during the coronation. They will think of them as non-royal and undeserving.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I am pretty sure H & M will be irritated by the idea of Camilla's grandchildren having roles during the coronation. They will think of them as non-royal and undeserving.

good!

 

[Safcfootienut]

this 'lady in Brown' was mentioned in thread at the time - there was a more recent post/screenshot about 'Ashleigh/Ashley' and 'Molly' - assume this is one and the same??

I don't think the lady in brown is Megnuts neice. Ashley has a lighter skintone and blue eyes. Even with a suntan I think the lady in brown has a more olive skintone. Tried to find a better picture to see if I can see the colour of her eyes but no luck so far.

 

[Libitina]

Ursula von der Leyen got to shake hands with our Johnny today.

King Charles meets EU chief Ursula von der Leyen for tea

King Charles III has met European Commission Ursula von der Leyen at Windsor Castle just hours after she agreed a new Brexit deal with Prime Minister Rishi Sunak

www.dailymail.co.uk

Oh, and she also met the King

 

[BlinkyBill]

I don't think the lady in brown is Megnuts neice. Ashley has a lighter skintone and blue eyes. Even with a suntan I think the lady in brown has a more olive skintone. Tried to find a better picture to see if I can see the colour of her eyes but no luck so far.

several Tattlers since I posted have identified her as a photographer Talia/Thalia?

 

[ChaoticArtist]

Maybe the Smarkles can finally be on the balcony. While everyone else is inside. And then oops! Lt Col Johnny accidentally knocked them over with a candle. Can't punish him, he's cute!


I got markled again. Had to compare my squished lemon to Smegs - then everything went wrong

Paint went a-spreading like the Seal Mimicer flitting amongst the polo team. I didn't have lemon yellow paint so the lemons look like mangoes. Or papayas. But they don't have a white line running through them. The highlights also got covered so I smeared them with Smegsy's tear makeup a bit of metallic white paint. And the whole thing is off-centre, like Smegs at the walkabout. Or always.

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[TheCutiePatootie]

yet another person Harold has compromised in Waaagh forced to respond - bet he gave her no prior heads-up either. Vile twit.

A lot of the stories he included just showed me how much he has no personality of his own.

I am sure if William wrote a memoir, he would mention Harry like five times max, if at all.

He has experiences of his own, real relationships to talk about and actual memories, not lies. And I love how much of a flop his memoir was that even the sugars wish it hadn't happened and his wife is clearly embarrassed.

The role of Camilla's grandchildren is a separate issue to the roles of KC's own family, this will not be 'instead of' - we have only been 'fed' the former, we know very little of the latter. It has been suggested this was an anti RF/ ILBW PR move to stir up trouble. Back in this thread it was shown how the information has been manipulated, deleting the additional information that KC's family will have roles too.

Edited : just found it

Another fabrication from the sugars.

Why would William and Catherine even care?

One day, they will have their own coronation where all five of them will take centre stage.

 

[Safcfootienut]

The pregnant lady in brown is Talia Brown Thall and she was Meghan's former stylist in Canada.
We discussed her on thread 46.
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Meghan Markle will make ‘the best mum’, says former stylist

MEGHAN Markle’s ex stylist has gushed about how she thinks the pregnant American wife of Prince Harry will make the best and most stylish mother.

www.express.co.uk

Interestingly if you check out Talia's instagram she appears to have contacts with Sasha Exeter who Jess My Little Pony had the barney with....small world.

 

[LadyMuck]

Duchess of Narsussex

 

[Boston B]

Dear non-UK tattlers, could you do me a favour to prove a journalist's theory I saw on twitter?
Could you go to google and type in "sick of the" and look at the recommended?
Is the top suggestion, by chance, 'Sussexes'?


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That was the first one to pop up for me! Ha! The 2nd one was sick of these hoes. Same thing, really.

 

[Jusa]

Interestingly if you check out Talia's instagram she appears to have contacts with Sasha Exeter who Jess My Little Pony had the barney with....small world.

I've just looked at her Instagram, and there's photos of her pregnant in 2018, but no baby photos til 2022 that I can see

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

NEWSFLASH
Quicking sighting on the news of Lt Col Johnny in his kilt escorting Ursula von der Leyen at Windsor