Happy New Thread! Great title by @Spring2020
The threads are whizzing past but one thing is for sure - we don't like Harry and Meghan. We just can't warm to them at all![Woman shrugging :woman_shrugging: 🤷♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-2640.png)
The trailers release, what joy we had
It was all in the comments, dear friends.The flood of loathing for Wallis and Vomit warmed our hearts as we realised that hundreds of thousands of people all over the world agreed with us. And we were saying it first! ![Wink ;) ;)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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Pats on the back everyone and many many thanks to our wonderful mods for making it possible. To receive this oscar... ![Zany face :zany_face: 🤪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92a.png)
We had an intense discussion about the incident with Lady Susan Hussey. It was generally agreed that this was a set up by someone with a political agenda. In a disgusting display of ageism, the race baiter claimed that a conversation with an 83 year old woman was 'non physical violence'. This is patently nonsense.
People wondered if smeg was connected to this woman in some way. None of us would be surprised.![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
But oh! What joy the comments. Never ending list of delights. Whoever suggested they should be published is right. I hope someone's recording them all just in case they disappear. But darling @JAR21 don't think I'm suggesting you. I think it's far too big a job for Tattle to do.
Of course it wasn't just the comments. We've discovered that Harry has learnt there is a hierarchy in the monarchy. What did he think it was? I dread to think how he'll suffer if someone tells him that there's a hierarchy in the Army as well. He may never recover.
Then, delight of delights, Bouzy appears. Could they have chosen anyone better? 'It's hate and race' he proclaims. But he's clearly projecting because he's the one full of hate and race. Not the British people. We're more about character and conduct.
And NetFlix itself appear to be throwing the couple under theprivate jet bus. There was talk of the music to the first trailer being something by the Devine Comedy - not sure on this bit so correct me in the comments please. The lyrics to the song were not pro smegs. Did anyone check to see if this was true?
Then sloppy editing put in stock photos and footage. They had to use footage of Diana and Princess Catherine because smegs was never followed like that. There's no footage of her, no matter how hard she tried.
Most of us are hoping for a TigerKing effort but just showing them as they actually try to portray themselves will do. There will be more than enough for hysterical laughter in our homes. Remember! Laughter is healing, so everyone needs to laugh.
And now we have the KerriKKlown awards happening tonight. Get ready with the sick bags and lets see if Harry is seriously going to commit High Treason at the ceremony.
Oh, and the overwhelming choice on the (great) poll was that she'll leave him when she gets someone richer.
Spent way to long on this and need to publish the thread. Please add all the things I've forgotten.
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The threads are whizzing past but one thing is for sure - we don't like Harry and Meghan. We just can't warm to them at all
![Woman shrugging :woman_shrugging: 🤷♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-2640.png)
The trailers release, what joy we had
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Mushroom :m :m](/styles/mushroom.gif)
![Mushroom :m :m](/styles/mushroom.gif)
![Mushroom :m :m](/styles/mushroom.gif)
![Zany face :zany_face: 🤪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92a.png)
We had an intense discussion about the incident with Lady Susan Hussey. It was generally agreed that this was a set up by someone with a political agenda. In a disgusting display of ageism, the race baiter claimed that a conversation with an 83 year old woman was 'non physical violence'. This is patently nonsense.
People wondered if smeg was connected to this woman in some way. None of us would be surprised.
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
But oh! What joy the comments. Never ending list of delights. Whoever suggested they should be published is right. I hope someone's recording them all just in case they disappear. But darling @JAR21 don't think I'm suggesting you. I think it's far too big a job for Tattle to do.
Of course it wasn't just the comments. We've discovered that Harry has learnt there is a hierarchy in the monarchy. What did he think it was? I dread to think how he'll suffer if someone tells him that there's a hierarchy in the Army as well. He may never recover.
Then, delight of delights, Bouzy appears. Could they have chosen anyone better? 'It's hate and race' he proclaims. But he's clearly projecting because he's the one full of hate and race. Not the British people. We're more about character and conduct.
And NetFlix itself appear to be throwing the couple under the
Then sloppy editing put in stock photos and footage. They had to use footage of Diana and Princess Catherine because smegs was never followed like that. There's no footage of her, no matter how hard she tried.
Most of us are hoping for a TigerKing effort but just showing them as they actually try to portray themselves will do. There will be more than enough for hysterical laughter in our homes. Remember! Laughter is healing, so everyone needs to laugh.
And now we have the KerriKKlown awards happening tonight. Get ready with the sick bags and lets see if Harry is seriously going to commit High Treason at the ceremony.
Oh, and the overwhelming choice on the (great) poll was that she'll leave him when she gets someone richer.
Spent way to long on this and need to publish the thread. Please add all the things I've forgotten.
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Harry & Meghan #272 Spider Prince, Spider Prince, this attempt at comedy made us wince
Thanks to me for new title (not the best I’m afraid) and much preferred @DanDanTheIceCreamMan Harry & Meghan #272 The one with the totally inoffensive thread title
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