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Mock Turtle

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It’s always really irked me that Charles was always cast as a stand offish, cold father. He grew up (in an age when it was normal) with parents who were a bit like that and he clearly hated it. He would have never inflicted the same on his own kids. They obviously had a lot of fun with him.

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But him being warm and caring didn’t fit with the image the papers were all trying sell of him back then. Just like they could happily show Di running in a mum’s race because she was cast as the fun one but it didn’t fit their story to show Charles being fun too. He’s clearly a ridiculously busy man and probably literally had to book time with the boys into his diary everyday but I also think that when he was with them, he was hands on and they got his full attention. That’s far better than most kids get.

I think it’ll be really sad if Hazno’s book is all woe is me, my father was too busy, mean old man, blah blah. Harry seems to be rewriting a lot of his own history to be negative and it’s pretty awful and deeply unfair to those he’s blaming. It still staggers me that one of the most pampered, privileged men in the world is making his ‘living’ whinging about how badly done to he is.

Also, why the hell was William supposed
to be responsible for mentoring his brother?!! He’s only 2 years older! I’m the eldest too but that doesn’t make me some sort of parent mentor figure. My brother is a human disaster careering from one self made mess to another and I’ve helped him whenever he’s asked for it over the years but I have never ever felt it was my job to take responsibility for him!

Saying it was a joint costume pairing by the two of them doesn’t even make sense - how do a Nazi and a lion fit together?!

Sparry is a wound collecting, blame merchant who seems pathologically incapable of taking any responsibility for himself and his decisions in life. It’s utterly pathetic in a middle aged man!
 
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VC10

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Tired old whining book ( again) that'll sell to 320 sugar followers, unemployable; snide, unliked & constant lies to the point of unnaturallness.

They are a footnote in history.
Quite literally.



This is the future .
The United Kingdom; The Commonwealth & her Dependancies, Islands & Dominions.

A 1/3rd of the World's land-mass.

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Chita

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Love the Paris Hilton clip in the last thread …… asked who she prefers Meghan Markle or Miley Cirus? Miley won, but I reckon if the list had been 50 names long ….. 49 names would have still been chosen before Smegs! 😃

Thanks @lollipop_panda for the new thread and @Cat Eyez for the fab title.

Keep the faith those members who are flagging ….. 😃 …… it’s not over until the fat lady sings 😜🤭😂


Fat lady sings, you say? Heres another old doodle.
Our @freda19 said the same thing a while ago.

Lest we forget.....

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Thanks for new thread and excellent title.
 
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Scotch Mist

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Hooray my daughter has recaptured the hamster 🐹 without my old man ever finding out that she escaped 😁 we're so relieved.
Thanks to everyone for the advice 🥰
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SweetSummerChild

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ChipDex said:
JMO but this tweet seems like a possible explanation. Smeg desperately needs Haz to be a "prize". Otherwise he has little to no value.

It's probably gathered momentum since William became PoW.

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This is spot on. When they met, Sparry was the most popular royal after the Queen. She thought she’d hit the jackpot bagging the one she thought everyone wanted, and she thought she’d piggyback off his popularity to launch her own world domination ambitions. But Smeg being Smeg she managed to Markle them both. Instead of her becoming wildly popular she’s encouraged and exposed Sparry’s nasty side and turned them both into pariahs. They’ve pretty much lost the royal connection, alienated Hollywood and no one of any consequence wants anything to do with them.
 
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LadyBee_Aus

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Since I have learnt to accept the C-word here I thought I would suggest this thread title in reference to her most recent Rubbishcast Podcast.

Harry and Meghan #265 The B-word? No, you’re the C-word around here!
 
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Churchill's Ghost

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That’s so true about Smeg needing Hazbeen to be a prize and yet she’s the one responsible for stripping him of any attractive qualities he once possessed. Smeg really is her own worst enemy.
100 threads ago I postulated that she has been trying to shed him since she first went to Canada. She had her anchor baby and the title and didn't need him any longer, but she couldn't be the one to file for divorce. She needed for HIM to be the one to leave in order to complete her narrative as the poor victim who tried sooooooo hard to save the marriage. Bonus if he has a fit of temper so that she can claim to be frightened of him. She has continually escalated the moves and humiliation and attacks, thinking that surely THIS will be the one that finally crosses the line for him and he will leave.

What she didn't realize is that she married a spineless jellyfish of a man and no amount of humiliation will be too much for him.

Now it is trickier--the longer they are away and ignored by the BRF and criticized for their own actions, the harder it is to blame the inevitable divorce on the family. She has had to shift towards framing him as unstable and insecure.
 
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Chita

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Looking at your avatar reminds me that I once knew a woman who wrote jokes for Phyllis. PD would have had a field day with Meg and calling her Meghan Marklestein would have been just the thing she would have done! Joan Rivers as well. She was even meaner lol!
I loved Phyllis.
A true pioneer.

Harry & Meghan #265 Meghan Marklestein the wannabe Kween & that louse, her spouse.
 
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Thalia

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All the talk about Meghan being 43% Nigerian and not one of you wondered what the other 57% is.

The signs are all there:
  • The odd shaped torso
  • The orange skin
  • The frequency with which she wears red

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Can you imagine a child getting this close to 43? Poor thing would come away with a clutch of hair that doesn't belong to either of them, for one thing.
And to give her poppy away? 43 is Far Too Important for such a thing! Why, hers would be dripping in diamonds, no child would be allowed to come near!





PS: I'm a sable! 🦌
 
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kev1974

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Congrats to @Cat Eyez for the title!
Well tattlers, I think this is the longest this a thread has lingered on this duo for quite some time.

Suffice to say the most recent podcast was so unexciting that all I can remember is megz failed the citizenship test despite likely not even qualifying for UK citizenship yet.

They’ve turned into quite the yawn-fest this week!

Can anyone help out with a better recap??

Old thread here
They are spent. Nobody gives a shit about Sparry's book. They have nothing left to offer other than their preaching and fake charity work.
 
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TheCutiePatootie

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I know this is a H&M thread but I can’t find one specifically for W&K. I guess I’m just curious to find out if they go out for lunch, or bring the children to parks and stuff? There’s only one photo online of W&K and the kids out for lunch and then a couple of Kate with the kids at a corner shop but I’m honestly just intrigued on whether they go out for a drink or does that have to be at home? Also never see them with friends? I love W&K and like I said I’m just really curious because wouldn’t it be photographed?


Richard Eden says the Daily Mail is sent pictures and stories about them constantly but they have an agreement to protect the children's privacy and in turn expect pictures on their birthdays or other special occasions.

According to Katie N:

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Members of the public will at times take a picture and it will leak though. E.g.

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A few months ago Charlotte was at a friend's birthday party with William but the pictures were wiped swiftly.
George once brought a pal to the Regata.


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This was the Luminate woodland walk in 2020

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I have never seen professionally taken pictures of them during their private family time. It's always ones from a member of the public.

When famous and wealthy people want a private life, they can have it and still enjoy the simple things. I reckon it isn't that hard not to call the paparazzi when you go out for a concert or dinner.
 
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TheCutiePatootie

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I can't believe she had the opportunity to produce several podcast episodes and then made them all about her.

They are all about things she has been called.

She is so bitter about not being able to respond to every single article, tweet or comment when she was a royal, isn't she?

Fuck that bitch.


Thread title (or have we already had it?)
EDIT
I checked.
We've had Desperation is universal but not delusion.
Please post it as a title suggestion @TheCutiePatootie
😂

I got you.


Harry & Meghan #265 Delusion is Universal
 
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