Harry & Meghan #23 Twatwoman and the prisoner of Beverly Ridge.

[PennyCrayon]

 

[Blondie123]

I guess that might be a sretch for him and could take all morning. Doesn't account for the rest of his day.

It probably goes something like this:
05:00 woken by Smeg emailing staff and shouting at them on the phone.
07:00 Smeg brushes his teeth cos his morning breath is annoying her
07:15 Smeg throws a hair brush at him and makes a remark about his thinning locks
07:30 to 10:00 Harry ponders which Grey top to put on.
11:30 manages to finish dressing with help from the gardener
12:00 Smeg gives him a Kale smoothie
12:15 Harry is forced to run around the mansion for at least an hour before seeing Archie
13:30 Harry finds Archie locked in a cupboard
14:00 rolls around the floor laughing with Archie
14:05 Smeg shouts at them to shut up
14:06 Archie is whisked away by Nanny
14:10 Harry is given his video script for the day and Smeg makes him rehearse for an hour
15:00 Harry is allowed a cup of Kopi Luwak coffee and some 'vitamin' pills to wake him up
15:30 Smeg starts the video camera and whips him every time he gets a take wrong
18:00 the video is finally finished and Smeg allows Harry to kiss her hand
18:01 Smeg goes to wash her hands
18:15 Harry is allowed to play Super Mario Cart as a special treat
19:30 Harry goes to the dining room for a dinner of avocado soldiers and nut salad
20:00 Harry is allowed to call Archie on the baby monitor
21:00 Harry signs lots of official looking documents put in front of him by Smeg but isn't allowed to read them first
21:30 Smeg allows him to touch her lady parts
21:35 Harry is taken to bed by Nanny

This made me chuckle out loud.. husband asked what I was laughing at and the I got the giggles whilst reading 'allowed to play Super Mario Cart as a special treat'. Probably won't be having another gin

 

[Yorkiejules]

Just read the tweet from murky meg about hs near breakdown to the psycho ward and apparently he had an episode in Canada where they had to visit him at home.it says when he gets the PTSD,he feels like hitting someone.she's a bit suss about the piece cos it's from the globe but now it's out,I'm thinking getting ready for the divorce and the custody battle...makes h out to be a troubled middle aged child and mad meg to be a perfect wife...oops.maybe she has promised a vow renewal to take his mind off stuff and something to look forward to,while she plans his demise....
It all started so well .....but the future doesn't look bright or orange anymore,looks bloody ominous...at least for one of them.......(do you think I sounded like Laura Kunnsberg off the beeb,bigging up my part??!!!)
TBC.....

 

[PennyCrayon]

Just read the tweet from murky meg about hs near breakdown to the psycho ward and apparently he had an episode in Canada where they had to visit him at home.it says when he gets the PTSD,he feels like hitting someone.she's a bit suss about the piece cos it's from the globe but now it's out,I'm thinking getting ready for the divorce and the custody battle...makes h out to be a troubled middle aged child and mad meg to be a perfect wife...oops.maybe she has promised a vow renewal to take his mind off stuff and something to look forward to,while she plans his demise....
It all started so well .....but the future doesn't look bright or orange anymore,looks bloody ominous...at least for one of them.......(do you think I sounded like Laura Kunnsberg off the beeb,bigging up my part??!!!)
TBC.....

This one?

 

[Yorkiejules]

This one?

Thanks.i can't do links.

 

[freda19]

The source revealed how Prince Harry has been incredibly busy during the lockdown period having conference calls, with much of his time dedicated to keeping in touch with friends and colleagues.

ive been very busy keeping in touch with friends and colleagues.
its called not having the freedom to see them.

its hardly a job description


I saw quite a credible article about them being forced out as she was a big let down
it also made a lot of sense
wonder what the truth is.
maybe Somewhere in the middle

they said they wanted to leave
gangan thought they couldn’t hack it
megsy felt she couldn’t hack it
gangan helped them on their way...here, take 6 weeks holiday
oh yes, and don’t bother coming back.

id love to know the truthful version

The theory loses credibility though when you recall that they were planning this from very early in her pregnancy. Trademarking like demons and setting up the sussex royal site. More planning than D day FFS ! That's what the 6 weeks thing was about, dotting the 'i' s and crossing the 't's away from prying courtier's eyes before coming back briefly to say "Thanks for everything suckers !", sticking their tongues out and buggering off to hide in Canada while they sussed out LA bolt holes to borrow. They weren't forced in any way. Smeggy hated not being top dog and haribo has always hated being the spare wheel on a royal carriage. Neither was prepared to be anything less than supreme and calling the shots, so they bolted like sewer rats rather than accept their roles under Wills and Kate.
This is 100% a mess of their own making, don't be suckered in by their pity party narrative.

She’s right( murky meg)..re taxes And rent
I think murky has nailed it.
weve been blind sided by this £18 k because let’s face it to most of us it’s a phenomenal amount of money to pay for rent each month
pits only that she’s done the month..and worked out the time span..of 12 years
that we are going to go,
how long.
that is not acceptable
we want that money paying back and we want it paying now...before they buy another house

we need to make sure our voices are heard.
it might not buy a hospital but it would pay for a lot of staff

its up to us to not let them off the hook.

too many people, my son included , are putting their lives on the line for that pittance

gawd I’m so angry
the world has all changed, its time they are all held accountable

I don't mind taking one for the team but....I'm not wearing my pants over my trousers for noone

Sheesh ... there's always one.


I found a pair that should cover your modesty.

Oh this interview with milady, and some wine waiter, is just wonderful.

I'd only vaguely clocked her before but she is very Ab Fab; also (and I'm sure she will appreciate this compliment) very Josephine de Beuaharnais another "Creole" who left her mark; and of course in her won right a FIERCE litigant and intelligence. So this comes from a positon of absolute admiration:

History is a branch of literature which is not always the same thing as fiction, and the difference is rigorous scholarship. Now this is not just the same thing as the snobbery of elite education (niether of either these days), but in that interview she does commit a few howlers which make you worry about the reliability of her no doubt wonderful book - as history, rather than, er, something else.

A few points from the interview. It was Chou en Lai who said it was too early to say what he thought about the French Revolution not Deng; the exquisite Princesse de Lamballe ended up being displayed (or at least parts of her, allegedly - dont ask) on the end of a pole at Marie Antoinettes Window was NOT the Marquise de Polignac who survived to leave the memoires she quotes in her unique (rather lawyer fixated - well done) and not at all uninteresting (just dare I say simplistic, and wrong) account of the French revolution (I was expecting Roger Federer to serve double fault at the Tennis Court Oath). Aunty knows her 1789.

Still she is far closer to La Polignac is, sa altesse, Lady Colin, to whom I pledge undying alliegance (dont sue me - you'd regret it). The de haut en bas ( ".. the savoy branch..") and the evident courage and the skill at communication are a fabulous thing...

I'm going to buy her book and read it with my eyes wide open and skeptical to the max. It will be an event and without any doubt the best book about the pair of cunts published this (or any other for a while) year

You nearly lost me at Chou en Lai, but I persevered.

So basically she gets details wrong. That's OK, we'll allow for that as long as she batters seven shades of shite out of cringe n ginge.

 

[PennyCrayon]

 

[Nannyto2]

I'm not in it, I took the photo

I’m in it but too short to be seen

 

[freda19]

It's fuckin Camilla on the phone jangling with a few large gins after chaz goes to bed

I think so too. She's probably had words with Chas over them taking the piss, but if Chas is like my husband then the shutters go down when you critique his family.
What to do.
Feed Chas some whiskey, tuck him in bed and get on the blower to the local gossip and spill the tea till your tonsils hurt.
Yes indeedy, my money is on Camilla.

 

[leoladyxo]

This definitely doesn’t get any less creepy, no matter how many times I see it. It is also why I laugh at the engagement video in which she said that she didn’t know who Harry was. It is obvious to me that she had a shrine to Diana as a teenager. These outfits are so “single white female” that it gives me chills. She really is a master manipulator.

Also, I saw an article in which it was suggested that Beatrice and Eduardo are interested in Frogmore Cottage. I would personally love the Queen to gift the property to them post wedding. Meghan, even though she has no desire to live there, would see it as a terrible affront to her, as she is interested in having as much material wealth as possible. I’m keeping my fingers firmly crossed!

 

[Momof5intheStates]

Just read the tweet from murky meg about hs near breakdown to the psycho ward and apparently he had an episode in Canada where they had to visit him at home.it says when he gets the PTSD,he feels like hitting someone.she's a bit suss about the piece cos it's from the globe but now it's out,I'm thinking getting ready for the divorce and the custody battle...makes h out to be a troubled middle aged child and mad meg to be a perfect wife...oops.maybe she has promised a vow renewal to take his mind off stuff and something to look forward to,while she plans his demise....
It all started so well .....but the future doesn't look bright or orange anymore,looks bloody ominous...at least for one of them.......(do you think I sounded like Laura Kunnsberg off the beeb,bigging up my part??!!!)
TBC.....

PTSD?? From WHAT????? Only thing possible would be being married to Bunion Foot

 

[freda19]

If Brenda has arranged a rental agreement with mutt and Jeff then Beatrice is out of luck.
Either they're paying the 18K per month rent or they're not. Why is everything so complicated with these two ?
Just buy in Malibu and stay fucked off out of our air space. Twunts.

 

[Norbs]

PTSD?? From WHAT????? Only thing possible would be being married to Bunion Foot

Being forced to walk behind his mother’s coffin.

 

[Campagne]

Also, I saw an article in which it was suggested that Beatrice and Eduardo are interested in Frogmore Cottage. I would personally love the Queen to gift the property to them post wedding. Meghan, even though she has no desire to live there, would see it as a terrible affront to her, as she is interested in having as much material wealth as possible. I’m keeping my fingers firmly crossed!

I would LOVE Beatrice & Eduardo to get Frogmore.
She deserves some good luck after all her wedding delays.
It would be nice for the Queen to have a grandchild nearby.
The £2.4 million would not be “wasted” and the fury from Meghan that she doesn’t even have her designer cottage to come back to would be hilarious.

They‘d have to take up Charles offer of a farm in Hereford and she could muck out the cattle!

 

[Angeoudemon]

Someone guessed the enigmatic aristocrat to be no other than Rose Hanbury! That would be something wouldn't it?

I just had to post this whilst fighting back my gag reflex:

How impossibly full of oneself can someone actually be?

 

[Momof5intheStates]

Being forced to walk behind his mother’s coffin.

We seriously need an eyeroll emoji option!!!!

 

[lozenger]

PTSD?? From WHAT????? Only thing possible would be being married to Bunion Foot

It's probs from all the camera clicks. Remember he said in the SA documentary each time he hears a camera click, he is transported back to Diana being papped & driven to her death.

Like when Bono stopped a gig to click his fingers & said 'each time I click my fingers a child dies'. Someone shouted 'well stop f*ing doing it then!'

 

[leoladyxo]

I would LOVE Beatrice & Eduardo to get Frogmore.
She deserves some good luck after all her wedding delays.
It would be nice for the Queen to have a grandchild nearby.
The £2.4 million would not be “wasted” and the fury from Meghan that she doesn’t even have her designer cottage to come back to would be hilarious.

They‘d have to take up Charles offer of a farm in Hereford and she could muck out the cattle!

Exactly this. Frogmore has already been renovated and so the money would have not been for nothing.

 

[freda19]

Being forced to walk behind his mother’s coffin.

He wasn't forced. He said so on telly or in an interview that when he was told that his uncle and father and Wills were walking he insisted on doing it too. He was advised not to but wanted to do it with the other males.
What harry wants harry gets ... a prime example.

This article goes back and forth on it so who knows what the truth is, Haribo keeps changing the story.

In June this year, Prince Harry was quoted saying he did not think the same situation "would happen today", adding that no child should be expected to do the same "under any circumstances".

But speaking to the BBC, Harry echoed his brother, describing the move as "a group decision", and one that, in hindsight, he was happy with.

Prince Harry 'very glad' to walk behind Diana's coffin

The prince previously said walking behind her coffin was something no child "should be asked to do".

www.bbc.co.uk

Though I'm sure I read elsewhere that he said ages ago that he insisted on doing it. But that's him, changes his mind more often than his underwear.

 

[Lonewolf]

I think so too. She's probably had words with Chas over them taking the piss, but if Chas is like my husband then the shutters go down when you critique his family.
What to do.
Feed Chas some whiskey, tuck him in bed and get on the blower to the local gossip and spill the tea till your tonsils hurt.
Yes indeedy, my money is on Camilla.

Phone call defo starting alongs the lines off "well I'm not one to gossip & you didn't hear it from me toodlepip"