Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

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According to Haz, we're not supposed to have compassion for people we don't know. We didn't even know his mother, remember? And what struggle? These two idiots could afford their misery if they would stop buying puff pieces in tabloids like Time magazine. (Also notice they put the M horns on Meghan's head, nicely done there!)
 
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whats betting the cali two are behind the DDOS attacks
Well it is named after them!

Came on to post the ‘low key dinner’ article as it’s so hilarious. Didn’t attend met gala as they are avoiding glitzy socialising because of the problems in the world
 
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And what is this weird photo?
Thanks @Doodlebug005 for the title and @Cassandra333 for the thorough recap.

Legs akimbo like in so many photos. As the Times article gushes, it's their default position and a sweet nod to the fact that Legs Akimbo got her where she is today.

In the white Legs Akimbo photo, Noballs is clinging to her shoulder like a ginger marmoset, vacant piggy blue eyes staring into space. Minge is powerful and dominant, strutting and full of testosterone with a swinging dick and jutting jaw. Behold, peasants, these two sanctimonious windbags are among the World's most influential people!

In the dark-suited Legs Akimbo photo, the Ho's left leg is extended to the extreme default "mattress" position, while she strokes her underbite in a statesmanlike manner. Her severe baggy trousers rest atop her rib-cage having failed to find a waist, and her hips balloon seductively in their cashmere splendour.

Of the botoxed drugged and balding Noballs there is no sign. He is presented with a bouffant head of brownish hair and at peace with himself. A successful man who had the courage to lead his family out of safety and sanity into madness and destruction, he is now at the pinnacle of his political career as he unerringly guides his young wife in her quest to be the next FLOTUS. A father, leader, beacon, icon, failure and massive turd.

Technically it's true that Noballs and his Ho are "influential". But they are only influential in the way that for example an outbreak of cholera is influential, or a plague of rats or severe bout of diarrhoea.. The word Influential in itself is neutral. BARF BARF BARF.
 
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Well it is named after them!

Came on to post the ‘low key dinner’ article as it’s so hilarious. Didn’t attend met gala as they are avoiding glitzy socialising because of the problems in the world
Yeah, sure. She'd have been there like a rat up a drainpipe if Anna W had given her the nod.

BIB

So I take it they won't be attending the Jubilee celebrations then?
 
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I can't look at that photo. She looks like a psychopath and Harry looks like some tortured soul trailing behind his 'master' They scare me
 
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This made me laugh more than is decent! ‘Ginger marmoset’ is the funniest description yet.
 
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This made me laugh more than is decent! ‘Ginger marmoset’ is the funniest description yet.


I know we've got abbreviations but is there a section in the Wiki for descriptions? Someone in the DM comments called Hazza a Poison Carrot the other day.
 
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Thanks!



I know we've got abbreviations but is there a section in the Wiki for descriptions? Someone in the DM comments called Hazza a Poison Carrot the other day.
Fanta pubes.
 
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Well it is named after them!

Came on to post the ‘low key dinner’ article as it’s so hilarious. Didn’t attend met gala as they are avoiding glitzy socialising because of the problems in the world
Where’s the Sure Jan giphy when you need it
 
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