Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

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OF COURSE they're having an intimate dinner for two, they haven't got any friends and god only knows where Dorito is.

ETA they could have invited Pablo?? But he'll be too busy sweeping up the broken crockery to attend #freePablo
 
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A laughing stock. 18 months in Hotel California with her and he’s wearing lifts, got fake teeth and sporting a syrup.

How his army ‘mates’ must laugh.


I think a DDoS attack must be aimed at the whole site.

OH FUCK! Colour me so so stupid.

I thought DDoS was Duke & Duchess of Sussex. On account of their 'Brand Team' yapping a few months ago.

Mortified Just kill me now
 
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'Meghan said their focus right now is being of service, and that attending glitzy events like the MET Gala is wasted time and energy that could be put to good use towards those suffering and in need,'

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! The sixwife would have hopped her private broomstick and rode code 3 (lights and sirens) to attend the glitzy Obama birthday or the Met Gala parties- stuffed into a little black dress like a sausage, just like she wore to the lion king premier.
 
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OH FUCK! Colour me so so stupid.

I thought DDoS was Duke & Duchess of Sussex. On account of their 'Brand Team' yapping a few months ago.

Mortified Just kill me now
You're not the only one Freda, loads of us thought the same

Although it wouldn't actually surprise me if this attack was something to do with the Harkles and the sugar nut bot cult.

It's probably Hazno's birthday present from Smeggy
 
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Oh Chita you are so talented and I doff my cap to you - well if I wore one lol. You could do a pictorial/cartoon story of this whole saga and actually make money from it as I would buy one!



They give us so much to ridicule and satirize that I don't think I could draw stuff quick enough!!!!!


Note to self - in future, need to draw Harry's hair much more bouffant.
 
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They give us so much to ridicule and satirize that I don't think I could draw stuff quick enough!!!!!
Make a start now to coincide with the divorce lol - you would make tons!

Edit: We could use Wu Tien's brilliant postings to set them to their lyrics!

Edit 2: Sorry mind going into overdrive here - you could create a kind of an annual but covering more than a year using all tattlers brilliant postings like Pom Bear, Scotch Mist etc, using brilliant posts to go with the illustrations! Like a Tattlers' Annual lol
 
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With such an insight one of the papers will snap you up in no time
 
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OH FUCK! Colour me so so stupid.

I thought DDoS was Duke & Duchess of Sussex. On account of their 'Brand Team' yapping a few months ago.

Mortified Just kill me now

Oh Freda how could you be so stup..............ok ok ok so did i
 
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“They don't just opine. They run toward the struggle.' Mr Andres said the couple are 'blessed through birth and talent, and burned by fame', adding: 'It would be much safer to enjoy their good fortune and stay silent. That's not what Harry and Meghan do, or who they are'.”
He’s right about one thing - they don’t enjoy their good fortune and stay silent. More’s the pity. They just keep on keeping on, inflicting themselves on an undeserving public. Where’s the compassion in that?
 
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Are they on house arrest? why do they never seem to leave / do all appearances photos at their place. What was the point of leaving one ‘jail’ for another….?
 
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Maybe she likes that
 
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